farm subsidies

[michigancat]

You know, I take that back. "Ain't no bulls" was superior to anything.

[Spracne]

You know, I take that back. "Ain't no bulls" was superior to anything.

Not anymore.  We ditched Tharpe.

[sys]

it makes me crazy mad when sd talks about his family's ranch.


sd, does your father's ranch include leases on federal land?

[ben ji]

Wow, great thread SD. Just reinforces how rich Ima be once I inherit 1/9 of my grandparents farm land in western KS....I'm already scheming up ways to screw my siblings out of their share so I can get ONE THIRD of the land....Guess what...I'm the oldest male sibling....which means I do all the will/inheriting stuff when my amazing parents pass because you know, tradition.

1. Screw siblings out of their share(Assuming my uncle doesn't screw my dad out of his share)
2. Buy a F-150 pickup, maybe F-250?
3. Rent the land out for a set fee? Maybe a 1/3 the profit?
4. Either way get a phat check from Chelsea Clinton or Sasha Obama.

[ben ji]

Wow, great thread SD. Just reinforces how rich Ima be once I inherit 1/9 of my grandparents farm land in western KS....I'm already scheming up ways to screw my siblings out of their share so I can get ONE THIRD of the land....Guess what...I'm the oldest male sibling....which means I do all the will/inheriting stuff when my amazing parents pass because you know, tradition.

1. Screw siblings out of their share(Assuming my uncle doesn't screw my dad out of his share)
2. Buy a F-150 pickup, maybe F-250?
3. Rent the land out for a set fee? Maybe a 1/3 the profit?
4. Either way get a phat check from Chelsea Clinton or Sasha Obama.

5. Just realized I saw some pheasant on the land last thanksgiving. Can totally make some bling by selling some hunting leases.

[steve dave]

it makes me crazy mad when sd talks about his family's ranch.


sd, does your father's ranch include leases on federal land?

No, I don't think there is even any federal land in SW ks

[michigancat]

it makes me crazy mad when sd talks about his family's ranch.


sd, does your father's ranch include leases on federal land?

No, I don't think there is even any federal land in SW ks

http://www.fs.usda.gov/detail/psicc/about-forest/districts/?cid=fsm9_032733

[steve dave]

Well, there you go sys. Go farm that.

[slobber]

I'll bet sd already tipped off sadad about the federal land. You're too late sys.


Gonna win 'em all!

[Emo EMAW]

Well, there you go sys. Go farm that.

Can't farm the grasslands.  Can put a crap ton of cows on them, though.

[Emo EMAW]

Speaking of bullshit, the National Forests and National Grasslands are managed by the rough ridin' Department of Agriculture.  How bouts fox watching the hen house, hmmmm?! 

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

How rough ridin' obtuse do you have to be, to be from Southwest kansas and not know what the Cimarron grass lands are?

[RickRampus]

Wow, great thread SD. Just reinforces how rich Ima be once I inherit 1/9 of my grandparents farm land in western KS....I'm already scheming up ways to screw my siblings out of their share so I can get ONE THIRD of the land....Guess what...I'm the oldest male sibling....which means I do all the will/inheriting stuff when my amazing parents pass because you know, tradition.

1. Screw siblings out of their share(Assuming my uncle doesn't screw my dad out of his share)
2. Buy a F-150 pickup, maybe F-250?
3. Rent the land out for a set fee? Maybe a 1/3 the profit?
4. Either way get a phat check from Chelsea Clinton or Sasha Obama.

3.  Cash rent, that way when they take a dive, you'll still see $

[sys]

No.

well then, i don't know how your father is getting his big ag welfare payday.  try to find out and report back here, please.

[sys]

like, don't bother asking how it works and then trying to pay attention during the details.  just get the name of the program and post it here so i can google it.

[Dugout DickStone]

Ben Ji, get w bass boat too

[steve dave]

like, don't bother asking how it works and then trying to pay attention during the details.  just get the name of the program and post it here so i can google it.

OK!

[steve dave]

How rough ridin' obtuse do you have to be, to be from Southwest kansas and not know what the Cimarron grass lands are?

I still don't know what they are! (Outside of being grassland which I assume are near Cimmaron which we (Meade studs) coincidentally make a habit of beating the crap out of in 2A sports)

[Rage Against the McKee]

How rough ridin' obtuse do you have to be, to be from Southwest kansas and not know what the Cimarron grass lands are?

I still don't know what they are! (Outside of being grassland which I assume are near Cimmaron which we (Meade studs) coincidentally make a habit of beating the crap out of in 2A sports)

They are near Elkhart, actually.

[steve dave]

Good news, we whip their ass constantly too

[ben ji]

Ben Ji, get w bass boat too

Yeah, bass boat will be purchased with the piles of cash I make in year one.

I'm thinking that by year 4 or 5 I could probably afford one of those huge ocean fishing boats dax was talking about. 

[TheHamburglar]

When mrs.hamburg's grandma dies (so 20 years from now) her and her sisters get 400 acres.  I think I'm going to keep one acre with one cow so I can write off my truck and all my gas going back to KS.  I think I can also do things like write off a new computer for doing cow business.

[hemmy]

My dad almost got $2 million for farm land from the government for some solar power thingy but they decided to go with wind power at some other location at the last minute. Typical gov. ruining everyone's life.

[gatoveintisiete]

Meade Ks. , lotta steers out there I guess, anything else?

[steve dave]

Meade Ks. , lotta steers out there I guess, anything else?

Taco trucks, stud 2A sports teams, 3.2 beer, pickup trucks, those enormous windmills, stars in the night sky, deers, 2 lane highways, it goes on