auburn game

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Is there anything more satisfying to the average idiot fan than writing an open letter to the opposing fanbase after they went to a game where they got destroyed, complaining about how they were treated?

Also, what elements does such a loser letter have to contain?  My top 5 would be:

1.  Start with a compliment, that way you aren't just a pissed off fan of the losing team;
2.  Gotta have girls with you who cry because they were literally scared someone would assault them;
3.  spitting!;
4.  you did nothing wrong to provoke; and
5.  drink throwing (lots of college students like to waste their alcohol to show visiting fans what's what).

Any others?

This is the perfect beginning to just creating a template that could be hosted online for average idiot fan open letters to opposing fanbases... Would save a lot of average idiot fans a crap ton of time if there was something available online where all they had to do was cut/paste and change out the teams and locale.

 

[MadCat]

They must not have heard of throwing batteries or sandwiches.

[Dugout DickStone]

They must not have heard of throwing batteries or sandwiches.

I almost included red hot pennies

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Is there anything more satisfying to the average idiot fan than writing an open letter to the opposing fanbase after they went to a game where they got destroyed, complaining about how they were treated?

Also, what elements does such a loser letter have to contain?  My top 5 would be:

1.  Start with a compliment, that way you aren't just a pissed off fan of the losing team;
2.  Gotta have girls with you who cry because they were literally scared someone would assault them;
3.  spitting!;
4.  you did nothing wrong to provoke; and
5.  drink throwing (lots of college students like to waste their alcohol to show visiting fans what's what).

Any others?

To go for the open letter hay-maker, one might purport urine in lieu of/addition to spitting.

[MadCat]

They must not have heard of throwing batteries or sandwiches.

I almost included red hot pennies

Yes!

[CHONGS]

My humble is opinion is that KSU has a pretty damn good team. Whatever you cats want to say is fine but I know Auburn has a great team this year so I am not worried about them. Also, you guys are selling yourselves short on your team. From what I saw, and what I know about Auburn, KSU should have an outstanding year. Matter of fact, I hope you guys do because those players fought their asses off last night. I believe this game will be like Auburns last year against LSU. Its the game where the lights truly came on even in a loss.

Meh.  Auburn is a 3 loss team this year and K-State is a 5 loss team.  No biggie.

Lets discuss this again in November.

OH HEY IT'S NOVEMBER

Let's see:
Auburn IS a three loss team (at least.)
K-State IS NOT likely to be a five loss team.

Looks like you need to eat some crow _33.

[bubbles4ksu]

you could argue that this was our worst home loss since 09 missouri. we lost to a team that lost to two teams that lost 59-0.