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Offline ksupamplemousse

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Gus Malzahn's Luck Sack parade keeps on marching!!!
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:47:08 PM »
Our 90% field goal kicker misses all three tries at home, and the best receiver in the country has a perfect pass bounce off his chest in the end zone for a pick. How many virgins does Gus Malzahn sacrifice in an average day to keep the football gods appeased? Aren't there laws in the south? Is murder not a big deal down there? I guess history would probably answer my question.


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Re: Gus Malzahn's Luck Sack parade keeps on marching!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 10:47:37 PM »
Shut up

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Re: Gus Malzahn's Luck Sack parade keeps on marching!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 10:48:02 PM »
The power of prayer  :thumbsup:

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Re: Gus Malzahn's Luck Sack parade keeps on marching!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 11:08:31 PM »
The power of prayer  :thumbsup:

sold his soul to the devil more like it
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Re: Gus Malzahn's Luck Sack parade keeps on marching!!!
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2014, 11:21:23 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFvqdQnWu9I&feature=youtu.be

Great find! Thanks for sharing.

Mangino looks like he's lost a crap-ton of weight, too.

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bears are fast...