Attn steve D.

[Dugout DickStone]

At wedding involving all Omahanians.  How do I "fit in"?

What should I worry about?  How do they dance?

Pretty nervous....S.O.S.!

[Dugout DickStone]

They are totally gonzo for Jack Johnson.

[Dugout DickStone]

First dance is a showtune.  I'm in the lions den here and Steve Dave is chumming the pride.

I won't make it out of here.

[ChiComCat]

Only one option now, find the biggest guy in the room and knock his teeth out.

[Dugout DickStone]

Only one option now, find the biggest guy in the room and knock his teeth out.

dang, that's actually the groom.  Would ruin pics.

[steve dave]

JFC, should have texted me. They key is not being afraid to express your superiority over them mentally, physically and sexually.  The sooner they are all aware of it the better (for them).

[Dugout DickStone]

JFC, should have texted me. They key is not being afraid to express your superiority over them mentally, physically and sexually.  The sooner they are all aware of it the better (for them).

Did that.  And I did it on the dance floor.  Now, I am like their king.  They all want me to come stay with them for the CWS, look like they want me to frank their wives too.

[WillieWatanabe]

I have a cousin getting married in KC tonight...Hmmm...