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Offline WarDamnPlainsmen

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Things KSU won't be ready for:
« on: September 18, 2014, 10:11:58 AM »
The speed of our ball boy.




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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM »
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 10:15:15 AM »
Quote from: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:11:58 AM
The speed of our ball boy.




That is terrible efficiency. 1 Ball boy for the entire field? Work smart not hard.

KSU 1 Aub 0
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 10:16:08 AM »
Arkansas gave you guys an amazing sense of self worth. Its going to be great North Dakota Stating you guys so hard tonight.


I'm guessing your southern drawl wears off after Kstate takes the lead early.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 10:17:25 AM »
I heard Snyder's diaper changer has the fastest hands in the West.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2014, 10:18:56 AM »
Quote from: Bookcat on September 18, 2014, 10:16:08 AM
Arkansas gave you guys an amazing sense of self worth. Its going to be great North Dakota Stating you guys so hard tonight.


I'm guessing your southern drawl wears off after Kstate takes the lead early.

Nah. It won't surprise me in the least if KSU gets an early lead. It is the score at the end of the game that counts though.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:16 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

One of these guys?

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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:44 AM »
Quote from: WarDamnPlainsmen on September 18, 2014, 10:11:58 AM
The speed of our ball boy.




WDP:

Not sure these guys are intelligent enough for this thread... I'd post a link to our free board (ITAT) so they can get up to speed...

I'm going to go with our QB out rushing their QB... :)
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2014, 10:19:58 AM »
I always forget people lose their accents when their football team doesn't win. I guess we are talking with someone who is just a few cards short of a full deck.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2014, 10:22:07 AM »
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2014, 10:22:44 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2014, 10:23:59 AM »
Quote from: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:22:07 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2014, 10:24:11 AM »
2.

Our heat and humidity.

They may have some high temps in september in Kansas... but I guarantee you its nothing like playing in the south. Once our boys step off that bus and the humidity pours out into "Bob Snyder Friendly Stadium", the Jayhawks won't know what hit them.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2014, 10:28:11 AM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.

Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2014, 10:28:56 AM »
Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in.  TIA!  :crossfingers:
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2014, 10:29:02 AM »
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2014, 10:31:02 AM »
Quote from: meow meow on September 18, 2014, 10:29:02 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.

You will be able to name several others after tonight's game.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2014, 10:32:06 AM »
Quote from: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:28:11 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.

Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.

I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2014, 10:32:09 AM »
Quote from: meow meow on September 18, 2014, 10:29:02 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.

Sammie Coates and Braden (Smith?) but only because he was from right up the road. Being dead honest here, not GoEMAWing.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2014, 10:32:58 AM »
That's what is going to make tonight so hard for you.

Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:23:59 AM
Quote from: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:22:07 AM
The hardest part of my day will be trying to name just 1 single player on the K-state roster. Scrub team.

Don't be that way. They have like three players who could play for us. Maybe.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2014, 10:34:54 AM »
Quote from: MixBerryCrunch on September 18, 2014, 10:28:56 AM
Please shower (with soap!) before coming to our beloved LHC LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium. I doubt our players will be ready for that infamous Alabama "scent", and it might distract them enough for you guys to sneak a couple of TDs in.  TIA!  :crossfingers:

We will kindly shower after the game too. Our players don't need to get sick from all the feces spread over the field by k-state players. We don't need pink eye for our real games.   
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2014, 10:36:03 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:31:02 AM
Quote from: meow meow on September 18, 2014, 10:29:02 AM
The only player I can name for auburn is nick Marshall because we recruited him.  That's it.

You will be able to name several others after tonight's game.
 :popcorn:

i heard about this whitehead dude that got kicked off the team only because espn and the sec are  :crossfingers:
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2014, 10:37:50 AM »
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:32:06 AM
Quote from: The_Truth on September 18, 2014, 10:28:11 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:22:44 AM
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 18, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
Quote from: Cartierfor3 on September 18, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
Your receiver is not even faster than your ball boy? Must be v slow. I'm pretty sure none of our equipment managers or coaches or ball boys could keep up with any of our fast players.

Yeah, Melvin Ray isn't very fast. He is only a former pro baseball player......

Why would you have a guy who isn't very fast play wide receiver?  :confused: I've always thought that a fast guy is necessary for that spot on the field.

Goodness, you really just don't get it. Usually, the cornerbacks on the field are the fastest players. BUT, they can't catch the football. Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in football, but he isn't that fast is he? Go somewhere with that scrub statement.

I dunno but I bet that your ball boy would lose a race to Calvin Johnson

Wow!!!!! Someone tell Mel Kiper Jr to pack it up. We have a new football genius.
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Re: Things KSU won't be ready for:
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2014, 10:40:39 AM »
Holy eff..They use the southern speed argument in sec smack too?

I don't remember the last time our fat pasty white kids lost to a team that claimed to have crazy southern speed.



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