4. Talked to a cute KSU coed who has obviously been smitten by a young AU gentleman she met tonight. Southern charm........ 
How rough ridin' old are you?
The young coed was not interested in my old ass. lol
I am 48
Really skanky girls dig the grey bush though for future reference.
I know you are kidding here, but seriously speaking there is not much more pathetic than some old geezer going around trying to pick up drunk college girls. Besides, my gf back home would not approve for some odd reason.