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They are here
« on: September 17, 2014, 01:11:35 PM »
Here I am just honoring KK at 'otle and I see these 4 ugly people in that parking lot across the street. This good looking KSU student walks by and the ugliest one appears to spit on this pour kid while another one runs behind him and gets down on all fours, another one in the group pushes the ksu stud and he falls over the one that ran behind him. They all started laughing and just ran off down that alley between 'otle and Radina's.

So what I am saying you guys is watch out, they are here.  :angry:


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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 01:13:36 PM »
really despicable behaviour. And these are the people that put so much stake in their travelling reputation. Its just repugnant.

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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 01:18:21 PM »
I can't believe the kid was so gullible

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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 01:25:13 PM »
ManWeGo based brother just texted that he assisted two '78 Winnebago's with Alabama tags and tattered but clearly discernible Auburn Tiger spare tire covers.   They were pulled over on the side of the road with everyone huddled around one of the RV's with the hood up.   Apparently most looked like Cousin Eddie.   He pulled over but kept his distance because he didn't want the whole group gathered around his brand new S65 AMG.   He directed them to a nearby repair shop and told them that someone should probably get on their lone flip cell phone and make sure they had reservations at River Pond campground.   

They were appreciative.



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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 01:29:26 PM »
It's a GD vacation locale to these people.

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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 01:30:52 PM »
That There's An RV

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 01:33:57 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 02:03:40 PM »
i ran into a quad pack of them last night walking on the plaza.
the mouth breather in the front with his auburn polo and baseball hat on was sporting a very strong goatee. he may have trimmed it once in the past 30 years.
his wife was carrying a glass of red wine with her which she stole dinner.
the other two auburn fans with them were nondescript assholes who deserve an ass kicking.


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« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 02:05:13 PM »
On my way out now.

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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 02:07:18 PM »
 :sdeek:

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 02:08:21 PM »
i ran into a quad pack of them last night walking on the plaza.
the mouth breather in the front with his auburn polo and baseball hat on was sporting a very strong goatee. he may have trimmed it once in the past 30 years.
his wife was carrying a glass of red wine with her which she stole dinner.
the other two auburn fans with them were nondescript assholes who deserve an ass kicking.

I bet they farted in public.  They seem like the type.
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 02:12:16 PM »
i live in a very densely populated metropolis and was really looking forward to enjoying the crisp, fresh, american air in manhattan but now i'm worried it's going to just smell like poverty.  :cry:

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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 02:12:54 PM »
I was eating lunch at Tubby's and I heard some guy in the table behind me talking about the "pussification of America" and how "pa would have been throwed in jail if he couldn't have beat me with a switch." I didn't even have to turn around to know that they were Auburn fans.

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« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 02:39:05 PM »
My buddy's little brother said there are a few of them at the old stadium walking around looking at what appear to be tickets and shaking their heads a lot and laughing.
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« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 02:51:20 PM »
It seems a DHS joint task force consisting of USDA Field Inspection/CDC Haz-Mat/State Child Welfare Division/Motor Carrier Inspection are about 10 hours late in setting up their various checkpoints around the state specifically targeting (dare I say profiling) Southeastern tier state license plates.   They'll have rolling check points as well.

Kansans should take steps to be aware of this situation, you won't be stopped but you'll need to proceed with caution as these agencies go about their business.




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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 02:53:50 PM »
It seems a DHS joint task force consisting of USDA Field Inspection/CDC Haz-Mat/State Child Welfare Division/Motor Carrier Inspection are about 10 hours late in setting up their various checkpoints around the state specifically targeting (dare I say profiling) Southeastern tier state license plates.   They'll have rolling check points as well.

Kansans should take steps to be aware of this situation, you won't be stopped but you'll need to proceed with caution as these agencies go about their business.

I just hope they don't shoot us on site like your neighbors' po po

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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 02:54:57 PM »
It seems a DHS joint task force consisting of USDA Field Inspection/CDC Haz-Mat/State Child Welfare Division/Motor Carrier Inspection are about 10 hours late in setting up their various checkpoints around the state specifically targeting (dare I say profiling) Southeastern tier state license plates.   They'll have rolling check points as well.

Kansans should take steps to be aware of this situation, you won't be stopped but you'll need to proceed with caution as these agencies go about their business.

I just hope they don't shoot us on site like your neighbors' po po

I think that only happens in SEC states. You should be fine.

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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 02:56:01 PM »
It seems a DHS joint task force consisting of USDA Field Inspection/CDC Haz-Mat/State Child Welfare Division/Motor Carrier Inspection are about 10 hours late in setting up their various checkpoints around the state specifically targeting (dare I say profiling) Southeastern tier state license plates.   They'll have rolling check points as well.

Kansans should take steps to be aware of this situation, you won't be stopped but you'll need to proceed with caution as these agencies go about their business.

I just hope they don't shoot us on site like your neighbors' po po

No just forced haz-mat showers, followed by a complete work up of inoculations. Quarantines will not be ruled out.


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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 03:01:51 PM »
Do whatever you want, EMAWs.

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Re: They are here
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 03:12:05 PM »
There are 2 Auburn fans huffing gas from a rag behind Westloop Dillons right now.