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Wassup fellas! I know what you're thinking? "Fanning gone lost his mind, snack off are only on Fridays! This guy be acting a fool!" Point taken, but the Royals are in the middle of a pennant race and I've got one question for you?! What Sunflowe

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Wassup fellas! I know what you're thinking? "Fanning gone lost his mind, snack offs are only on Fridays! This guy be acting a fool!" Point taken, but the Royals are in the middle of a pennant race and I've got one question for you?! What Sunflower seeds you be snacking on?!


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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got oourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2014, 10:20:29 AM »
It's definitely not ranch  :Yuck:
BBQ or dill are my go to  :tongue:
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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got oourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2014, 10:24:29 AM »
sunflower seeds?  more like hayseeds. 


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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got oourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2014, 10:27:20 AM »
the flavors are all garbage. kind of like corn nuts or sunflower seeds. you're all omg ranch! check this out, bbq! dill pickle?!!!?! then you get them and realize wow. garbage. regular/plain is the best. sorry guys. have fun w/ you flavored sunflower chips and monster energys drinks. i'll stick w/ original here.
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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got oourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2014, 10:34:35 AM »
the flavors are all garbage. kind of like corn nuts or sunflower seeds. you're all omg ranch! check this out, bbq! dill pickle?!!!?! then you get them and realize wow. garbage. regular/plain is the best. sorry guys. have fun w/ you flavored sunflower chips and monster energys drinks. i'll stick w/ original here.

I enjoy all of the flavors listed, but can only tolerate them for so long. If I'm going on a 3+ hour seed binge it has to be regular.

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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got oourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2014, 11:25:47 AM »
I ate about 3/4 a bag of Jalapeno cheddar sunflower seeds last night for Dinner. I guzzled it down with a 25 oz. bud light.

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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got oourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2014, 11:27:15 AM »
I can't believe you goats eat flavored sunflower seeds.

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2014, 11:32:22 AM »
I can't believe you goats eat flavored sunflower seeds.

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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2014, 12:19:05 PM »
Is there a none option? that one.

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 12:21:23 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 12:28:40 PM »
they make my mouth feel yucky

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2014, 12:36:45 PM »
Bacon Ranch in my desk at all times. QT FTMFW :emawkid:
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« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2014, 12:45:06 PM »
When you eat sunflower seeds do you crack them, remove the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell all in your mouth or do you hold it in your fingers to use your front teeth to crack it and then keep the shell in your hand?

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« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2014, 12:47:49 PM »
When you eat sunflower seeds do you crack them, remove the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell all in your mouth or do you hold it in your fingers to use your front teeth to crack it and then keep the shell in your hand?

Get this... I do both.  If I have a spitter I'll do it all in my mouth... dropping into trash I'll do the other.  Mind.... blown????
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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got ourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #15 on: September 17, 2014, 01:04:37 PM »
There is NOTHING more disgusting than eating sunflower seeds. NOTHING.

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« Reply #16 on: September 17, 2014, 01:15:11 PM »
There is NOTHING more disgusting than eating sunflower seeds. NOTHING.

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« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2014, 01:25:24 PM »
Flavors are disgusting *

* -  don't consider the black pepper ones a "flavor", those are alright.

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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got ourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #18 on: September 17, 2014, 01:31:55 PM »
a pro tip is that if you eat all the shells you will have to crap them out eventually so definitely dont do that

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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got ourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #19 on: September 17, 2014, 01:34:02 PM »
Are you guys impressed I knew it was "hear ye, hear ye" instead of "hear he, hear he"?

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« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2014, 01:51:01 PM »
When you eat sunflower seeds do you crack them, remove the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell all in your mouth or do you hold it in your fingers to use your front teeth to crack it and then keep the shell in your hand?
I do it all in my mouth and I store the seeds in my right cheek. Once I've dispensed all the shells, I get to eat like one huge sunflower seed in my mouth. It's worth the wait.  :love:

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Re: Hear ye, Hear ye! We got ourselves a September Baseball *Snack off!
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2014, 01:57:49 PM »
I have too many canker sores in my mouth to eat sunflower seeds right now, so none. Now pass me some popcorn.

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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2014, 05:17:45 PM »
The times I've "eaten" sunflower seeds, I just suck the salt off and then spit the whole thing out

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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2014, 05:20:53 PM »
Original. Dakota Style brand.
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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2014, 05:41:09 PM »
When you eat sunflower seeds do you crack them, remove the seed, eat the seed, then spit out the shell all in your mouth or do you hold it in your fingers to use your front teeth to crack it and then keep the shell in your hand?
I do it all in my mouth and I store the seeds in my right cheek. Once I've dispensed all the shells, I get to eat like one huge sunflower seed in my mouth. It's worth the wait.  :love:

this is the weirdest thing i have heard in my entire life.

i put all the seeds on one side and then crack in mouth and move cracked shells to opposite side as i eat each individual seed. then when done i spit out all the cracked shells.