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Re: Zebras
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2014, 10:58:56 AM »
I think we just knew that the South is full of welchers, and that Auburn is notorious for skipping out on road games, so rather than set up a buy-out, we set up a payment that they just would not receive if they didn't want to come to Manhattan.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2014, 10:59:38 AM »
We're not broke, we just charge appearance fees for when we would normally never be seen in public with said other team.  Could really hurt our street cred :(
Sounds made up. Glad we could help you guys out though. We at K-State are very charitable people. It's probably because we're so blessed.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2014, 11:03:41 AM »
Its like Auburn fans traveled back in time to 2005 for most of these memes they post

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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2014, 11:11:47 AM »
Its like Auburn fans traveled back in time to 2005 for most of these memes they post

9 years isn't so long when you look at the age of the universe.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2014, 11:11:47 AM »
$425k for us to come out to the Little Apple and play you guys?  Sounds like a bargain deal for your fans!  Good football is worth good money!

I wouldn't come out to Lawrence for anything less than $750k.
Seriously? You guys are so broke that we had to pay your way out here? Pathetic.

I approve of charity for the poor.

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« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2014, 11:33:03 AM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2014, 11:36:11 AM »
Its like Auburn fans traveled back in time to 2005 for most of these memes they post

9 years isn't so long when you look at the age of the universe.

True.  The universe is always asking me to set the clock on its VCR.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2014, 11:38:32 AM »
Guys, I was just thinking. What if we had actual zebras for refs on Thursday? Would you just laugh your ass off? I would.
Very under-appreciated idea! This is how innovation happens, people. Let's try it.  :excited:
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« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2014, 11:39:11 AM »
Its like Auburn fans traveled back in time to 2005 for most of these memes they post

9 years isn't so long when you look at the age of the universe.

True.  The universe is always asking me to set the clock on its VCR.

Mine is like groundhog's day.  12:00 Jan 1 1979  over and over again.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2014, 11:40:12 AM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...
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Re: Zebras
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2014, 11:51:08 AM »
Its like Auburn fans traveled back in time to 2005 for most of these memes they post

9 years isn't so long when you look at the age of the universe.

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« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2014, 11:58:29 AM »
We're not broke, we just charge appearance fees for when we would normally never be seen in public with said other team.  Could really hurt our street cred :(

Yes, Auburn charges "appearance fees" for non-conference games just like Savannah State, Steven F. Austin, and Incarnate Word do...

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« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2014, 11:59:37 AM »
It's not a truly LHC Bill Snyder Scheme win unless the opponent leaves that stadium complaining about the refs.

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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2014, 12:05:59 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2014, 12:08:47 PM »
Guys, I was just thinking. What if we had actual zebras for refs on Thursday? Would you just laugh your ass off? I would.
Then they might be able to keep up with the offenses!

By the way if you guys hear "Boo" Thursday night it is really "Duuuukkkke".  Some of the Arkies thought we were booing.
For the love of God. It is "were." Not "where."  :facepalm:

For the love of god we are all not perfect typists and auto text-expander has not evolved to read brain waves yet. Get over it.
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Re: Zebras
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2014, 12:53:55 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

Take a lap. You're completely out of your league here junior.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2014, 12:57:37 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

Take a lap. You're completely out of your league here junior.


Does anyone else find it the slightest bit funny that Bookie Pimp is complaining about AU fans being condescending, while he himself is being condescending? I seriously can't be the only one, can I?

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2014, 01:00:43 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

Take a lap. You're completely out of your league here junior.


Does anyone else find it the slightest bit funny that Bookie Pimp is complaining about AU fans being condescending, while he himself is being condescending? I seriously can't be the only one, can I?

I understand you cannot read but eastcat =/= bookiepimp.


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Re: Zebras
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2014, 01:02:41 PM »

Does anyone else find it the slightest bit funny that Bookie Pimp is complaining about AU fans being condescending, while he himself is being condescending? I seriously can't be the only one, can I?

Perhaps you missed my sig line below?

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« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2014, 01:03:20 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

Take a lap. You're completely out of your league here junior.


Does anyone else find it the slightest bit funny that Bookie Pimp is complaining about AU fans being condescending, while he himself is being condescending? I seriously can't be the only one, can I?

I understand you cannot read but eastcat =/= bookiepimp.

I wasn't referring to you being condescending. Just wanted to get your take. But now that you mention it, that was very condescending of you. Excuse me while I complain about it to the rest of the board.

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« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2014, 01:05:38 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

Take a lap. You're completely out of your league here junior.


Does anyone else find it the slightest bit funny that Bookie Pimp is complaining about AU fans being condescending, while he himself is being condescending? I seriously can't be the only one, can I?

I understand you cannot read but eastcat =/= bookiepimp.

I wasn't referring to you being condescending. Just wanted to get your take. But now that you mention it, that was very condescending of you. Excuse me while I complain about it to the rest of the board.

I don't think we have ever had this many amateurs on GE at once.

Take a lap.

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« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2014, 01:12:06 PM »


By the way, the folks I met from KSU in 2007 are much different than most of your bunch here.  They where actually quite pleasant.

Perhaps it's because we don't show up everywhere we go with this extreme superiority complex thinking there's no way we don't win by 30+ simply because we are SEC-SEC-SEC...

Save for a few level-headed AU fans that have actually considered the fact that pretty good football might take place on a couple dozen campuses outside of the embarrassing part of the US, virtually every Tiger backer has been condescending & dismissive at best.

 :buh-bye:

Since you are responding to me, show me where I have?
And you might also read a few of the folks on your side , even their so called "no BS" posts to get some perspective.

I'll just reference my post you just quoted and point out that you chose to lump yourself in with the first group, rather than the second, before posing your question if that's ok...

Actually you made an excuse to as why you believe many folks here are not as pleasant.
I merely asked if you could point out where I fit your description since some of the unpleasantness was directed at me and that was what I commented on. Or course it was alas just an empty excuse.

Take a lap. You're completely out of your league here junior.


Does anyone else find it the slightest bit funny that Bookie Pimp is complaining about AU fans being condescending, while he himself is being condescending? I seriously can't be the only one, can I?

I understand you cannot read but eastcat =/= bookiepimp.

I wasn't referring to you being condescending. Just wanted to get your take. But now that you mention it, that was very condescending of you. Excuse me while I complain about it to the rest of the board.

I don't think we have ever had this many amateurs on GE at once.

Take a lap.

Your insecurity is really starting to show.

Take a lap.

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Re: Zebras
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2014, 01:19:58 PM »
When you two finish your laps, get a room

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