A Damn Good Article, No Matter Which Side You Are On Thursday

[detch23]

Phillip Marshall articles are for 60+ year old Auburn homers.  If you go in knowing that it's a tremendous read.

Nope, still awful.

 

[mocat]

listen Denim Vest, I am in fact a 60+ year old Auburn homer and I did not find that article to be a tremendous read, or even a damn good read

[puniraptor]

sounds like fan fiction written by some trekkie who is butthurt that his team plays crap defense

[SkinnyBenny]

NO MATTER WHICH SIDE YOU ARE ON THURSDAY

[Frankenklein]

Watched the final drive of KSU vs North Texas 1989 and there's the Cats going no huddle and lining up in the "Spread"
I bet Snyders putting the final touches on the offense that will replace the offense that replaces the spread.

[Denim Vest]

listen Denim Vest, I am in fact a 60+ year old Auburn homer and I did not find that article to be a tremendous read, or even a damn good read

You must be young at heart.  The old guard usually really enjoys his stuff and shows their appreciation in the form of kudos and multiple exclamation points. There are exceptions though I suppose.

[Benja]

You picked a pretty great name denim vest

[Dugout DickStone]

You picked a pretty great name denim vest

Agreed.  the visual imagery is pretty great

[Bqqkie Pimp]

You picked a pretty great name denim vest

Agreed.  the visual imagery is pretty great

Wearing one now.  It's even better IRL

[WildcatNation]

Next thing you know Gus will line up a RB at QB and call it The Tiger.

What do you mean, where does the QB line up?

get this...WIDE RECEIVER!!!   

So there's four wr's (one of which is a QB) and two running backs or is there five wr's (one of which is still the QB) and one running back...

This is bullshit throw a flag for obserdness or something.

Good Lord

[Denim Vest]

You picked a pretty great name denim vest

Preciate that.  It really is God's gift to male outerwear.  Or you can wear it as a shirt on a hot day.  Feels great against the skin.  Buttons, snaps, zipper makes no difference.  Very versatile.

[MadCat]

Next thing you know Gus will line up a RB at QB and call it The Tiger.

What do you mean, where does the QB line up?

get this...WIDE RECEIVER!!!   

So there's four wr's (one of which is a QB) and two running backs or is there five wr's (one of which is still the QB) and one running back...

This is bullshit throw a flag for obserdness or something.

Good Lord

It's just a superlative for absurdity. 

[detch23]

Next thing you know Gus will line up a RB at QB and call it The Tiger.

What do you mean, where does the QB line up?

get this...WIDE RECEIVER!!!   

So there's four wr's (one of which is a QB) and two running backs or is there five wr's (one of which is still the QB) and one running back...

This is bullshit throw a flag for obserdness or something.

Good Lord

If you would have understood whom I was representing in my first person narrative you would have let the pragmatics pass.

[autalkinghead]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

[detch23]

Next thing you know Gus will line up a RB at QB and call it The Tiger.

What do you mean, where does the QB line up?

get this...WIDE RECEIVER!!!   

So there's four wr's (one of which is a QB) and two running backs or is there five wr's (one of which is still the QB) and one running back...

This is bullshit throw a flag for obserdness or something.

Good Lord

It's just a superlative for absurdity. 

 

[RightMeow]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

Dirty Dirty Cheaters. And racist too.

[AU_Tigers]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

Dirty Dirty Cheaters. And racist too.

I remember that play. Believe it or not, the guy who chop blocked is now an NFL player.

[MadCat]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

Dirty Dirty Cheaters. And racist too.

I remember that play. Believe it or not, the guy who chop blocked is now an NFL player.

Why would that be unbelievable?

[EMAWzified]

Why do I feel like that story was written on a typewriter?

[WillieWatanabe]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

Dirty Dirty Cheaters. And racist too.

I remember that play. Believe it or not, the guy who chop blocked is now an NFL player.

I like how the ref isn't even going to throw a flag.

[AU_Tigers]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

Dirty Dirty Cheaters. And racist too.

I remember that play. Believe it or not, the guy who chop blocked is now an NFL player.

I like how the ref isn't even going to throw a flag.

He did.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Wait lineman used to not be able to use their hands? What did they do just belly bump each other?

No... They dove at the defenders knees.  No bullshit.

 

What trash...

 

[Watsontiger98]

Here are some good videos of Missouri and Texas A&M showing us poor uneducated southerners how to play football.

[slimz]

Gotta say, these points and margins that Auburn put up last year *are* pretty impressive (except for that 16-9 blip more typical of the usual SEC):

 66–0     
 73–7 
 48–7 
 62–7     
 16–9     
 52–20     
 52–7     
 54–6     
 49–6     
 40–30     
 31–25     

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Here are some good videos of Missouri and Texas A&M showing us poor uneducated southerners how to play football.

I want to congratulate your "defense" for holding the big 12 teams to an average of just 49 pts per game through the first 3 contests...