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Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« on: September 14, 2014, 03:58:20 PM »
I mean seriously attacked... by something other than a little yap-yap dog?

Went to Stillwater with uncle charlie yesterday for the OSU v UTSA game and stopped by his in-laws when we got to town. He warned me that sometimes their 120 lb german shephard was sometimes "kinda mean" to strangers.

When they tried to introduce me to this hell beast, it charged at me trying to bite my face. Then, bit my left hip before grabbing my left arm in it's jaws... One of the craziest, most surreal things I've ever experienced.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2014, 04:02:48 PM »
lol.  what a dumbass

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2014, 04:18:27 PM »
No, dogs love me
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2014, 04:23:06 PM »
maybe you should carry pepper spray on your keychain from now on

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2014, 04:28:11 PM »
No, dogs love me

Same here... that's why it was so crazy.
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2014, 06:40:23 PM »
Did you judge that canine?
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2014, 07:19:09 PM »
No, but I have seen it happen. It was bad enough that if somebody tells me their dog can be a little mean then I'm not going to be in the same room with it.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2014, 08:28:31 PM »
Agreed... lesson learned. 
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2014, 08:34:12 PM »
Was it a drug dog that attacking your stash?

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2014, 09:50:58 PM »
You should have reported it. Get that bitch on the bite list

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2014, 09:54:11 PM »
An Australian Shepard attacked my face when I was like 2 years old. I almost lost my eye, had to have lots of stitches on my face and I still have a scar. Grandpa (same one in the supper thread!) definitely judged the dog.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2014, 09:56:48 PM »
The second time wasn't quite as bad, but the Mrs. and I were at a live music club in Oakland and there was a homeless guy with his pit bull asking for money. (Like, he's one of those homeless guys that isn't mentally hill but just likes to be homeless.) When my wife said "no, sorry", the dog lunged at her and bit her leg and then lunged at me and bit mine. It seemed pretty obvious the homeless dude had trained it to do that.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2014, 10:35:11 PM »
No, but it's one of my greatest fears.
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2014, 10:03:49 AM »
I was/am a bit conflicted on "reporting it"... partially because I was a guest in their home and in the process of trying to help these people (late 60's/early 70's) not feel so bad about their dog viciously attacking me, I said I wouldn't cause them any trouble for it.

It's still all very surreal.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2014, 10:05:35 AM »
I was/am a bit conflicted on "reporting it"... partially because I was a guest in their home and in the process of trying to help these people (late 60's/early 70's) not feel so bad about their dog viciously attacking me, I said I wouldn't cause them any trouble for it.

It's still all very surreal.

are you their only guest ever? what if a kid gets their face ripped off and you know you could have done something to prevent it?

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2014, 10:13:08 AM »
I was/am a bit conflicted on "reporting it"... partially because I was a guest in their home and in the process of trying to help these people (late 60's/early 70's) not feel so bad about their dog viciously attacking me, I said I wouldn't cause them any trouble for it.

It's still all very surreal.

Were you wearing meat underwear? Was this typical behavior for this dog? If so, why do they even let it in the room with people?

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2014, 10:17:37 AM »
BP, by you having to report it, you aren't being the bad person, the owners are.  They know what their dog is and they aren't going to do something until someone is really hurt. 

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2014, 10:19:06 AM »
I agree with others BP. Reporting the dog is the right thing to do.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2014, 10:26:42 AM »
I still have a couple scars from when a dog bit me in the late 90's. eff dogs.
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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2014, 10:30:55 AM »
If these people live in a rural area and keep the dog in a fenced back yard, preferably tied to a tree, I would consider not reporting the dog if they were good friends. If they have the dog running around in their house, or if it's in town where the likelihood of it running across somebody is greater, then I would report the dog.

Also, did you need stitches? Did the people at least pay your medical costs?

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2014, 11:14:17 AM »
Some of you are really dramatic.  It's a dog, not a lion.  Get over it.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2014, 11:18:15 AM »
Old boss had dog that would bite legs and stuff.  Bruises and torn jeans a couple times.  Couple years later, it took someones end digit of their middle finger all but off.  Happened in his at home office.  The guy was able to have his finger saved, but lost most of the feeling in it.  Also, the boss's workers comp insurance went up by close to 60% because of the one incident that could have been avoided if he took care of it with the earlier, more mild, bullshit bites.   He is extraordinarily lucky he didn't get sued.  Small biz.  Could have lost it.

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2014, 11:21:21 AM »
in this thread kim confesses to be a person with an out of control dog

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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2014, 11:21:21 AM »
Some of you are really dramatic.  It's a dog, not a lion.  Get over it.



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Re: Anybody ever been attacked by a dog?
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2014, 11:46:49 AM »
Some of you are really dramatic.  It's a dog, not a lion.  Get over it.


this is really similar to what mine was like