rick daris ultimate fishing guide

[Dr Rick Daris]

ok. you guys know how much i love to fish and all so here goes, here is my ultimate guide for stuff you should get if you want to fish...


get a mercedes benz sls amg. below is a picture of mine. the doors make it super easy to get your rods in and out. i mean let's face it, the last thing you want to be messing with out on the lake is a vehicle that can't easily handle all of your rods.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

anyone who drives that must have a very small rod.

[420seriouscat69]

 

[mocat]

this thread has made me smile from start to...HEY!

[asava]

Thanks for starting this one up, Rick. I personally put this babe catcher out on the open water when I'm huntin for marlin. Pretty hot little number, and I can't recommendo it enough.

[Dr Rick Daris]

bottle of dom. perfect for toasting with your bros after you pull in a nice white bass or whatever. you just aren't doing it right if you aren't doming it is what my fishing bros and i always say.

[Tobias]

[Dr Rick Daris]

worms. sometimes you will actually use these. i raise my own in a compost pile in the back yard that i feed every two days with blue mountain coffee grounds, juniper berries from my garden and my own little secret ingrediant that i am not willing to share on here. the results are far better than anything you could purchase at a store i assure you. very noticeable. notice the overall color and the clitellum. that's not a store bought worm folks and your hook with thank you for it.

[puniraptor]

(FINALLY!)

[asava]

Do you wanna catch a fish, or do you want to CATCH SOME FUCKIN' FISH? Anytime I need to feed a village or stock up the multiple fish freezers I keep in my spare garage, I take one of these out. Perfect for when you want to just sit back, relax, and listen to that Jimmy Buffet album you first listened to on your first date with your super hot now wife or side piece.