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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2014, 02:23:50 PM »
What southern stereotype makes you angriest because it's right on the money?

Obesity unfortunately.  Good God, there are some porkers down here.

Not just Alabama, have you ever been to Lawrence?

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2014, 02:23:59 PM »
What southern stereotype makes you angriest because it's right on the money?

Obesity unfortunately.  Good God, there are some porkers down here.

Newsflash:
Porkers are everywhere. Ever been to Michigan? Wow!

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2014, 02:26:55 PM »
What southern stereotype makes you angriest because it's right on the money?

Obesity unfortunately.  Good God, there are some porkers down here.

Newsflash:
Porkers are everywhere. Ever been to Michigan? Wow!

techinically alabama is only the second fattest. gives you guys something to shoot for i guess.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/06/alabama_second-fattest_state_r.html

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2014, 02:30:17 PM »
so poor and fat? lot of value menuing going on down there.

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2014, 02:31:54 PM »
Okra.

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fukyah ill eat that stuff raw in my salad, boiled with butterbeans, fried, pretty much any way I can get it

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #58 on: September 11, 2014, 02:52:10 PM »
so poor and fat? lot of value menuing going on down there.

we can have four of these double stackers and still afford skoal

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #59 on: September 11, 2014, 02:52:27 PM »

What is your favorite vegetable?

Okra.
Fried or pickled?

Blanched fresh from the garden. Ain't nuttin' better.

Ever just think about rooting for these guys?



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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #60 on: September 11, 2014, 02:59:15 PM »
true story- i drove through alabama once but everybody was so fat and i just wasn't used to it so i ended up crashing into probably 8 or 9 people.

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« Reply #61 on: September 11, 2014, 03:00:23 PM »
true story- i drove through alabama once but everybody was so fat and i just wasn't used to it so i ended up crashing into probably 8 or 9 people.

i'd like to apologize for them all in regard to the damage to your car

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #62 on: September 11, 2014, 03:00:42 PM »

What is your favorite vegetable?

Okra.
Fried or pickled?

Blanched fresh from the garden. Ain't nuttin' better.

Ever just think about rooting for these guys?



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lol

I used to work with a guy who went to school there. We were merciless.
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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #63 on: September 11, 2014, 03:06:02 PM »
true story- i drove through alabama once but everybody was so fat and i just wasn't used to it so i ended up crashing into probably 8 or 9 people.

True story:
Many years ago I nearly plowed into a bunch of drunk Indians....er...Native-Americans at night on a highway in Washington state. The road went through a reservation and apparently there was a big party at one of the houses on the side with the party spilling out onto the road. I managed to screech to a halt before I hit anyone fortunately. It obviously scared me worse than them because they looked at my car like "Where did that come from?"


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« Reply #64 on: September 11, 2014, 03:14:53 PM »
around the fifth one, my gf at the time was like "you're doing great honey. i would've hit at least 15 by now." it didn't make me really feel much better though, because i was pretty sure at the time that the 3rd one was avoidable and one i should have missed. still question myself there.

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #65 on: September 11, 2014, 03:26:34 PM »
prayers lifted

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2014, 03:30:53 PM »
What southern stereotype makes you angriest because it's right on the money?

Obesity unfortunately.  Good God, there are some porkers down here.

Newsflash:
Porkers are everywhere. Ever been to Michigan? Wow!

techinically alabama is only the second fattest. gives you guys something to shoot for i guess.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/06/alabama_second-fattest_state_r.html


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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2014, 03:32:04 PM »
What southern stereotype makes you angriest because it's right on the money?

Obesity unfortunately.  Good God, there are some porkers down here.

Newsflash:
Porkers are everywhere. Ever been to Michigan? Wow!

techinically alabama is only the second fattest. gives you guys something to shoot for i guess.

http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2010/06/alabama_second-fattest_state_r.html




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2014, 03:55:36 PM »
Thank God for Mississippi

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #69 on: September 11, 2014, 04:05:15 PM »
Thank God for Mississippi

How the hell did you know Alabama's state motto?  :surprised:

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #70 on: September 11, 2014, 04:06:05 PM »
Thank God for Mississippi

can i get an AMEN

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #72 on: September 11, 2014, 04:23:27 PM »
hey aubrun fans, who is your best football player on your team?

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #73 on: September 11, 2014, 04:26:57 PM »
hey aubrun fans, who is your best football player on your team?

Also, are the pay scales commensurate with the productivity on the field?  Any that you feel maybe Lowder and the gang aren't getting a good ROI on?

bears are fast...

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Re: Ask an Auburn fan
« Reply #74 on: September 11, 2014, 04:28:04 PM »
Feel free to sit a couple of these out bookie, I don't think you need to post the same thing in all of them.