Author Topic: things you would ask Auburn fans if they could afford to make it to the game (Read 22921 times)

skycat · « **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2014, 11:42:46 PM »

"How are you going to get home with no money left?"

bones129 · « **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2014, 11:43:48 PM »

Quote from: skycat on September 10, 2014, 11:42:46 PM

"How are you going to get home with no money left?"

Or: How did you make it here with no money to begin with?

Boakai · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:12:45 AM »

After no longer being allowed to brutally enslave humans, why did you decide to wallow in self pity and squalor instead of working hard and earning yourself a decent life like we have always done?

WildcatNation · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:36:53 AM »

Did you enjoy Django?

1863 · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2014, 03:11:26 AM »

If you played in the Big 12 South would you let the Big 12 North teams march down the field every time they wanted to score?

Would you rise again in the fourth quarter?

8manpick · « **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2014, 08:20:27 AM »

How do you live, having never won a Titletown©?

damonismyhero · « **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2014, 09:14:51 AM »

Quote from: scottwildcat on September 10, 2014, 09:09:26 PM

Is the whole cousin thing true?

Only in West Alabama. Specifically Tuscaloosa.

Dual Ju · « **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2014, 09:53:09 AM »

What's it like to have diabetes?

autalkinghead · « **Reply #33 on:** September 11, 2014, 09:59:01 AM »

Quote from: Dual Ju on September 11, 2014, 09:53:09 AM

What's it like to have diabetes?

it'['s nnbot allol ythat nbad.

Dual Ju · « **Reply #34 on:** September 11, 2014, 10:02:35 AM »

Quote from: autalkinghead on September 11, 2014, 09:59:01 AM

Quote from: Dual Ju on September 11, 2014, 09:53:09 AM
What's it like to have diabetes?
it'['s nnbot allol ythat nbad.

Are you still able to administer insulin despite your fat fingers?

AU_Tigers · « **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2014, 10:02:35 AM »

Quote from: Dual Ju on September 11, 2014, 09:53:09 AM

What's it like to have diabetes?

It only sucks when I get my needles mixed up.

autalkinghead · « **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2014, 10:04:34 AM »

Quote from: Dual Ju on September 11, 2014, 10:02:35 AM

Quote from: autalkinghead on September 11, 2014, 09:59:01 AM
Quote from: Dual Ju on September 11, 2014, 09:53:09 AM
What's it like to have diabetes?
it'['s nnbot allol ythat nbad.

Are you still able to administer insulin despite your fat fingers?

iuit;s nbot reasuy.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2014, 10:20:27 AM »

What navigable river systems will you use for your trip to Manhattan?

Winters · « **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2014, 11:19:04 AM »

Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 11, 2014, 10:02:35 AM

Quote from: Dual Ju on September 11, 2014, 09:53:09 AM
What's it like to have diabetes?

It only sucks when I get my needles mixed up.

I laughed

CHB · « **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:55:18 PM »

Ya'll are pathetic. Hope you enjoy the 55-24 beat down coming your way.

millertime · « **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2014, 12:56:36 PM »

Quote from: CHB on September 11, 2014, 12:55:18 PM

Ya'll are pathetic. Hope you enjoy the 55-24 beat down coming your way.

KITNfury · « **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2014, 01:17:25 PM »

Quote from: CHB on September 11, 2014, 12:55:18 PM

Ya'll are pathetic. Hope you enjoy the 55-24 beat down coming your way.

Hate to crush your dreams, but if that happens I actually won't enjoy it.

CHB · « **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2014, 01:35:28 PM »

Lets talk next Friday.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2014, 01:45:19 PM »

Do you know anybody who knows Nick Saban?

Jabeez · « **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2014, 01:48:42 PM »

Quote from: CHB on September 11, 2014, 01:35:28 PM

Lets talk next Friday.

Will you make it a day late on Friday because that's welfare check day? Welcome to the non-free-loading north in advance!

jtksu · « **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2014, 02:07:08 PM »

So, she's both your sister AND your wife?

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2014, 02:16:46 PM »

Does every alabaman chew an entire jar full of redman a day?

CHB · « **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2014, 02:25:39 PM »

I don't know where you get that Alabamians are all poor welfare recipients. While there is a large percentage of those on welfare the majority of the population is comprised of hardworking tax paying Americans. The majority of the state's population leans to the right which historically is against the current entitlement programs.

While you can bash a number of the "sidewalk" fans (mainly UA fans) for their lack of education you have no grounds to bash the alum of any of the state schools. Speaking more specifically about Auburn, we have many distinguished alum. Maybe you have heard of Tim Cook just to name one. Auburn also consistently ranks as one of the top 50 of America's public universities.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2014, 02:27:22 PM »

I'll see your Tim Cook and raise you a Bill Gates.

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #49 on:** September 11, 2014, 02:28:19 PM »

i would ask "hey are you ok? sorry to embarrass you so much by punching you so hard in front of your lady friend. here, let me help you up off the ground."