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What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« on: September 09, 2014, 10:55:49 AM »
This year will likely feature more deep bombs and super scrambles than ever. Tech had their "Air Raid" attack, Emporia State the "Sting and Shoot", and many others.  Sure we can do something bland like the "Bombidy Bombay Bombers", DragonCats FireFootball", or maybe "Dr. Katz MD Flinging Pillz".  But it needs to have that unique KSU charm that we a so well known for.


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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2014, 10:57:13 AM »
The Kansas State Wildcats, featuring their impressive "Go Deep and Catch This Laser Rainbow" offense?
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2014, 10:59:32 AM »
The Wildcats of Kansas State were victorious again this afternoon after a mesmerizing example of their patented "Nuclear Option" attack.
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2014, 11:00:20 AM »
Wow that last was was really bad
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2014, 11:03:09 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2014, 11:03:23 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2014, 11:06:07 AM »
You need to put these in a sentence to help us grasp how it will play in print.
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2014, 11:09:57 AM »
Tune in next Thursday as Jake Waters leads the Kansas State Wildcats' vaunted Pot of Gold offense against Auburn's swiss cheese defense.
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2014, 11:10:12 AM »
Jake Waters lead the Kansas State Wildcats to victory last night, writing another chapter in the offense simply known as: "Touchdown Machine: The Robot Cat Who Learned How to Love and Throw Space Rockets for Touchdowns at Will in the Game of American Football, College".
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2014, 11:11:38 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2014, 11:14:13 AM »
after a dismantling of auburn the witch hunt wildcat seems too much to tame for the tigers
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2014, 11:14:20 AM »
Mutually Assured Destruction- You can't stop our Jake Waters/Lockett ICBMs, We Can't Stop your offense either tho

maybe a bit wordy.  not sure.
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2014, 11:15:43 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2014, 11:16:36 AM »
Auburn struck first to take an early 3-0 lead, but Coach Snyder unleashed his Boa Constrictor offense on the tigers and they didn't have room to breathe as the Cats rattled off 52 unanswered points.
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2014, 11:18:32 AM »
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on September 09, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
Auburn struck first to take an early 3-0 lead, but Coach Snyder unleashed his Boa Constrictor offense on the tigers and they didn't have room to breathe as the Cats rattled off 52 unanswered points.

And then you woke up.
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2014, 11:19:08 AM »
Quote from: AU_Tigers on September 09, 2014, 11:18:32 AM
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on September 09, 2014, 11:16:36 AM
Auburn struck first to take an early 3-0 lead, but Coach Snyder unleashed his Boa Constrictor offense on the tigers and they didn't have room to breathe as the Cats rattled off 52 unanswered points.

And then you woke up.

Good joke buddy
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2014, 11:22:33 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2014, 11:22:59 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2014, 11:23:43 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2014, 11:25:05 AM »
Quote from: Chingon on September 09, 2014, 11:06:07 AM
You need to put these in a sentence to help us grasp how it will play in print.

Auburn got buried by legendary head football coach LHC Bill Snyder's patented Catalanche attack.  Better call in the st. bernards with their little barrels of wisky. 

The nationally renowned Robot Cat with Two head offense really took it to Auburn this weekend.  Gus Malzahan quoted as saying "I will not be back" and also "hasta la vista Coach Snyder." 
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #20 on: September 09, 2014, 11:26:02 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #22 on: September 09, 2014, 11:27:15 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #23 on: September 09, 2014, 11:28:14 AM »
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Re: What should we call the unstoppable KSU CATS offense?
« Reply #24 on: September 09, 2014, 12:53:33 PM »
Quote from: CNS on September 09, 2014, 11:11:38 AM
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Waters uses his catling gun to shoot down Auburn defense, throws for 4 t.d.'s  :blank:
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