Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

[damonismyhero]

Auburn fans, during blowout wins, the K-State faithful have a long tradition of singing the opposing team's alma mater to make them feel better. So when the Cats go up by 30, at least you will hear a soothing "S-E-C S-E-C S-E-C" chant. Don't let the prospect of defeat keep you away from beautiful Manhattan, KS. We are very gracious winners.

Can you teach us the words then?

There are no words. It's just "S-E-C" over and over. Haven't you ever watched a team from the south on tv?

Nope.  Never.

[AUChatman71]

Jebus. Some of my Auburn brethren do a better job killing comedy than Cousin Geri on The Facts Of Life.

[sonofdaxjones]

I am now convinced more than ever that there is no way Auburn will able to handle the raucous crowd and snake pit atmosphere ABSFS (Angry LHC Bill Snyder Family Stadium).

[Benja]

DNR most of this thread but a lot of people seem to be under the impression this is a "joke" board.

[AU_Tigers]

DNR most of this thread but a lot of people seem to be under the impression this is a "joke" board.

Ignorance ain't no joke.

[AUChatman71]

Have to say, I don't give my war eagles much of a chance coming into the Buzzsaw that is ABSFS. I, like most of the Auburn folks that I know, have already chalked this up as a "get 'em next time!" L, and we will all hope for a revenge game in 2022 when the GOAT LHCBS has long since shuffled off of this mortal coil. No, we Auburn fans are a simple folk. We till our lands. We fish our waters. We make a little homegrown on the side. We bang our relatives. So, in the spirit of competition, we ask that you are cordial upon our arrival, but avoid eye contact. Most of us will depart in our Camaros around the middle of the 3rd when you guys go up by 28. At that time, we plan to lynch your purple cat in effigy, snort a little sour mash, and scour the phone books for female cousins that might be DTF.

[brandochav]

Have to say, I don't give my war eagles much of a chance coming into the Buzzsaw that is ABSFS. I, like most of the Auburn folks that I know, have already chalked this up as a "get 'em next time!" L, and we will all hope for a revenge game in 2022 when the GOAT LHCBS has long since shuffled off of this mortal coil. No, we Auburn fans are a simple folk. We till our lands. We fish our waters. We make a little homegrown on the side. We bang our relatives. So, in the spirit of competition, we ask that you are cordial upon our arrival, but avoid eye contact. Most of us will depart in our Camaros around the middle of the 3rd when you guys go up by 28. At that time, we plan to lynch your purple cat in effigy, snort a little sour mash, and scour the phone books for female cousins that might be DTF.

[XocolateThundarr]

Have to say, I don't give my war eagles much of a chance coming into the Buzzsaw that is ABSFS. I, like most of the Auburn folks that I know, have already chalked this up as a "get 'em next time!" L, and we will all hope for a revenge game in 2022 when the GOAT LHCBS has long since shuffled off of this mortal coil. No, we Auburn fans are a simple folk. We till our lands. We fish our waters. We make a little homegrown on the side. We bang our relatives. So, in the spirit of competition, we ask that you are cordial upon our arrival, but avoid eye contact. Most of us will depart in our Camaros around the middle of the 3rd when you guys go up by 28. At that time, we plan to lynch your purple cat in effigy, snort a little sour mash, and scour the phone books for female cousins that might be DTF.

Seems legit.

[bones129]

Have to say, I don't give my war eagles much of a chance coming into the Buzzsaw that is ABSFS. I, like most of the Auburn folks that I know, have already chalked this up as a "get 'em next time!" L, and we will all hope for a revenge game in 2022 when the GOAT LHCBS has long since shuffled off of this mortal coil. No, we Auburn fans are a simple folk. We till our lands. We fish our waters. We make a little homegrown on the side. We bang our relatives. So, in the spirit of competition, we ask that you are cordial upon our arrival, but avoid eye contact. Most of us will depart in our Camaros around the middle of the 3rd when you guys go up by 28. At that time, we plan to lynch your purple cat in effigy, snort a little sour mash, and scour the phone books for female cousins that might be DTF.

The straightforward honesty of these words, coming from an Auburn fan, is refreshing.

[star seed 7]

limiting yourself to female cousins might be a mistake

[Trim]

I'll wager a truckload of wheat and you put up a couple cords of that Toomer Oak

Classy....
Is that what they call righteous in Manhattan???
Hopefully, you are not representative of the K State Nation...

None other than Larry the Cable Guy himself confirmed I was more righteousness than everyone else.

[AU_Tigers]

limiting yourself to female cousins might be a mistake

It makes family reunions a lot more fun.

[star seed 7]

limiting yourself to female cousins might be a mistake

It makes family reunions a lot more fun.

"cousins" isn't the limiting factor, you moron

[AU_Tigers]

limiting yourself to female cousins might be a mistake

It makes family reunions a lot more fun.

"cousins" isn't the limiting factor, you moron

What..........? OH! You mean like boys? That don't make no sense. Boys don't have vaginas. Dayum!

[Shooter Jones]

limiting yourself to female cousins might be a mistake

It makes family reunions a lot more fun.

"cousins" isn't the limiting factor, you moron

What..........? OH! You mean like boys? That don't make no sense. Boys don't have vaginas. Dayum!

welp. 

[star seed 7]

not a surprising reaction... 

[bones129]

You've had a really long day here, AU-Tigers. It's showing. Curl up with one of those cousins and get some rest.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

I'll wager a truckload of wheat and you put up a couple cords of that Toomer Oak

Classy....
Is that what they call righteous in Manhattan???
Hopefully, you are not representative of the K State Nation...

None other than Larry the Cable Guy himself confirmed I was more righteousness than everyone else.

Can confirm.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

My gawd... the people at autigers.com must be the dumbest of the dumb.  Not sure what else I'd expect tho, they ARE on a scout bored.

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=6&f=1010&t=13133878&p=2

They all think this is a "joke". 

 

[Tobias]

i think i have the power towel youtube url memorized in my brain.  don't even have to click it anymore to know what it is

[Bqqkie Pimp]

i think i have the power towel youtube url memorized in my brain.  don't even have to click it anymore to know what it is

I wonder if they have this link memorized yet: http://larrybrownsports.com/college-football/how-corrupt-auburn-is-and-how-they-laundered-money-to-players-cam-newton/39981

They common reply is... "But OJ was never "convicted"..." or something along those lines.

[opticalcarrier]

well if its that bad then I may want to leave the stadium at about halftime rather than see my beloved tigers lose by that much.  but my aunt will refuse to leave early so instead of taking a cab all the way to topeka, is there any local bar or whatever where an out of town AU fan can safely drown his sorrows while he waits for his ride?  what are the cops like with public intoxication in Manhattan?  or how far out are these salt deals you sing of?

im glad I found this thread, ill have a lot of time to mentally prepare myself for whats to come 

[star seed 7]

Ofc. Daris handled a few drunk in public ndsu scum last year, I'm sure he will do the same for the inbreeders

[AuShrink]

Auburn Fan here and I come in peace.

I am just hoping that we come out of this game with as few injuries as possible. I know it is not possible for us to be injury free just because of the pure power and force that exists within the Wildcat football program.

I only ask that you guys plead with Coach Snyder to not keep his starters in for more than one quarter. That way, we will be able to muster up a field goal against the 3rd or 4th team players.

I want you guys to know how much we appreciate you guys helping us build our program by playing a school as prominent as yours. We need the exposure and credibility and you are helping us get it.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Official "shrink line" is Auburn -14.5 points.

Get your money in early.

Are you planning to raise this number as the $$$ come in?  Also, I assume your ML would be AT LEAST +500 (that's what I got when OU was a 14 pt fave in '03 B12 CCG) and I may want some of that as well.

Keep us posted as to your odds that show no respect to the home team.