Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

[KITNfury]

Credit score is excellent. Criminal record stuff has all been expunged...except an mip i got

[Mr Bread]

BTW... there are lots of kinds of prejudice in the world, and southerners have been guilty of their fair share... but you people reek of southern prejudice. Surely, there are toothless, ignorant people in the south... but there are also some of the most lucid, intelligent, salt of the earth people in the world there also.... you guys should get out more...

salt of the earth

noun
1.
Incredibly rough ridin' racist.  People who say this are disgusting bigots.

 

[Pete]

k-state fans know that snyder runs a bounty program for certain games each year, i'm 100% convinced that this is one of them
i'll share some "info" i was sent from a "friend"   

taking marshall out of the game:  1500 bux
every sack of marshall:  235 bux
every horse collar:  200-215 bux depending on severity of horse collar tackle
every auburn player who leaves with "knee issues":  500 bux for cart-off, $225 bux for helped-off

there's more but i'm not going to share them here.  go cats, get rich.

Guy I work with (a producer) just pay pal'd 2 grand to the "account." 

[CNS]

BTW... there are lots of kinds of prejudice in the world, and southerners have been guilty of their fair share... but you people reek of southern prejudice. Surely, there are toothless, ignorant people in the south... but there are also some of the most lucid, intelligent, salt of the earth people in the world there also.... you guys should get out more...

salt of the earth

noun
1.
Incredibly rough ridin' racist.  People who say this are disgusting bigots.

 

This makes a lot of sense.

[Winters]

Most Auburn fans I know (like 3) all are ashamed to be #WarEagle and wish they were #1cat. Some people are just dealt a bad hand, ya know?

[AU_Tigers]

Most Auburn fans I know (like 3) all are ashamed to be #WarEagle and wish they were #1cat. Some people are just dealt a bad hand, ya know?

Its on the internet. Must be true.

[Pete]

This is a bit off topic, but we have reason to believe there will be NO Big 12 drug testing following a Thursday night game.  All testing is delayed until a following Saturday matchup.


Take that for what you will. 

[CNS]

Rumblings that only our walk ons will be tested this year, as arranged with the conference during the spring.

[autryn2]

BTW... there are lots of kinds of prejudice in the world, and southerners have been guilty of their fair share... but you people reek of southern prejudice. Surely, there are toothless, ignorant people in the south... but there are also some of the most lucid, intelligent, salt of the earth people in the world there also.... you guys should get out more...

salt of the earth

noun
1.
Incredibly rough ridin' racist.  People who say this are disgusting bigots.

 

This makes a lot of sense.

Just quoting Christ:

Matthew 5:13
 “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet.

[XocolateThundarr]

BTW... there are lots of kinds of prejudice in the world, and southerners have been guilty of their fair share... but you people reek of southern prejudice. Surely, there are toothless, ignorant people in the south... but there are also some of the most lucid, intelligent, salt of the earth people in the world there also.... you guys should get out more...

salt of the earth

noun
1.
Incredibly rough ridin' racist.  People who say this are disgusting bigots.

 

This makes a lot of sense.

Just quoting Christ:

Matthew 5:13
 “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet.

Gonna need a ruling by @metalhead on this one.

[AU_Tigers]

This is a bit off topic, but we have reason to believe there will be NO Big 12 drug testing following a Thursday night game.  All testing is delayed until a following Saturday matchup.


Take that for what you will. 

The crap y'all come up with.
 

[CNS]

You heard it here, guys.  We are going to trample them.

[SEK_EMAW]

This is a bit off topic, but we have reason to believe there will be NO Big 12 drug testing following a Thursday night game.  All testing is delayed until a following Saturday matchup.


Take that for what you will. 

A- source:  Wes Welker has been crashing at lil Gronk's while serving his suspension.  Count on our guys to be full of energy and super focused.

[Rage Against the McKee]

I have it on good authority that the coaches passed out 'roid rocks at the team meeting this morning. They are like pop rocks, but with 'roids instead of candy. The players are supposed to eat one bag of them per day until Thursday and lay off the soda.

[Mr Bread]

BTW... there are lots of kinds of prejudice in the world, and southerners have been guilty of their fair share... but you people reek of southern prejudice. Surely, there are toothless, ignorant people in the south... but there are also some of the most lucid, intelligent, salt of the earth people in the world there also.... you guys should get out more...

salt of the earth

noun
1.
Incredibly rough ridin' racist.  People who say this are disgusting bigots.

 

This makes a lot of sense.

Just quoting Christ:

Matthew 5:13
 “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet.

That's Jesus saying racists should be thrown out like garbage.  Not surprising Jesus and the dictionary are on the same team here.

[Pete]

Just quoting Christ:

Matthew 5:13
 “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet.

LOL, what is that, the Good News version?  Illiterate southern evangelicals!  KJV have too many big words for you?  LOL

[kslim]

scripture? this place has seen it all

 

[pissclams]

some auburn fans just  spammed my personal twitter wall with "F*CK YOU" on it.  why would they take this to social media?  i don't even know them. 

[Pete]

Well, first of all, half this board practices Reformed Judaism, prolly 20% Muslim, and rest is Catholic.  SD and some of those Western Kansas guys are Lutheran, but that's about it.

These Auburn Evangelical Protestants are essentially devil worshipers in the eyes of Yahweh.

[AU_Tigers]

I have it on good authority that the coaches passed out 'roid rocks at the team meeting this morning. They are like pop rocks, but with 'roids instead of candy. The players are supposed to eat one bag of them per day until Thursday and lay off the soda.

Excellent plan. They will need it. It would suck if we had to go all of the way to Kansas just to play an FCS type team.

[pissclams]

Well, first of all, half this board practices Reformed Judaism, prolly 20% Muslim, and rest is Catholic.  SD and some of those Western Kansas guys are Lutheran, but that's about it.

These Auburn Evangelical Protestants are essentially devil worshipers in the eyes of Yahweh.

religions are freedoms that some southerners just can't stand.  they would rather jihad against you, it's hilarious

[Pete]

Well, first of all, half this board practices Reformed Judaism, prolly 20% Muslim, and rest is Catholic.  SD and some of those Western Kansas guys are Lutheran, but that's about it.

These Auburn Evangelical Protestants are essentially devil worshipers in the eyes of Yahweh.

religions are freedoms that some southerners just can't stand.  they would rather jihad against you, it's hilarious

Totally.  In KS, if you want to be an Evangelical Protestant and go to hell, it's your business and no one goes around citing  made up bible versus in sports conversations about it.

[autryn2]

Just quoting Christ:

Matthew 5:13
 “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet.

LOL, what is that, the Good News version?  Illiterate southern evangelicals!  KJV have too many big words for you?  LOL

WHAT??? Thinkest thou that God hast no love for mortals after 1611...???

[Rage Against the McKee]

I have it on good authority that the coaches passed out 'roid rocks at the team meeting this morning. They are like pop rocks, but with 'roids instead of candy. The players are supposed to eat one bag of them per day until Thursday and lay off the soda.

Excellent plan. They will need it. It would suck if we had to go all of the way to Kansas just to play an FCS type team.

I agree. Our hardworking Kansans mix well with 'roids. I expect the players to bulk up nicely just in time to obliterate Auburn next week. What was going to be a 10 point victory is now going to be a bloodbath. Call your bookie now. This is the lock of the week.

[Pete]

Just quoting Christ:

Matthew 5:13
 “You are the salt of the earth, but if salt has lost its taste, how shall its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything except to be thrown out and trampled under people's feet.

LOL, what is that, the Good News version?  Illiterate southern evangelicals!  KJV have too many big words for you?  LOL

WHAT??? Thinkest thou that God hast no love for mortals after 1611...???

Let me stop you right there.  If you aren't posting scripture in Hebrew on this board you can get the eff out, but we frown on it either way.