Piss Pounding Auburn - The Truth

[sak]

one of the best ever at auburn... did he manage more, fewer, or the same number of perfect seasons as LHC Bill Snyder has at kansas state in way fewer years?

[Shooter Jones]

one of the best ever at auburn... did he manage more, fewer, or the same number of perfect seasons as LHC Bill Snyder has at kansas state in way fewer years?

the same.. but there is a chance, our definitions of perfect, are different.

[sak]

perfect = undefeated, untied.

[ChiComCat]

perfect = undefeated, untied.

To me a perfect season ends in a championship

[Bqqkie Pimp]

one of the best ever at auburn... did he manage more, fewer, or the same number of perfect seasons as LHC Bill Snyder has at kansas state in way fewer years?

"manage"...

This is what Bobby Lowder and his crew of bag-men call it after they buy a stable of recruits for some "yes man" like Chizik or Tuberville, right?  Auburn is the dirtiest of the dirty and there's absolutely NO disputing that. 

"Here, coach... We got ya this here QB for $200k and but got some real bargains on the defense for ya. Don't mess it up!!" - Sincerely, B. Lowder



 

[CHONGS]

Lowder hated TT

[Bqqkie Pimp]

Lowder hated TT

That's not news.

 

[CHONGS]

The you realize your post, which was a mishmash of buzzwords and talking points made little sense? As in you just combined things together that while each on its own might make sense, but combined together are silly?

[Dr Rick Daris]

i can't even imagine how many national titles LHC Bill Snyder would have won by now if he was in the sec. 7-9? 

[CHONGS]

i can't even imagine how many national titles LHC Bill Snyder would have won by now if he was in the sec. 7-9? 

I think about 5, Saban is a helluva coach there whether you like him or not.

[Dr Rick Daris]

i can't even imagine how many national titles LHC LHC Bill Snyder would have won by now if he was in the sec. 7-9? 

I think about 5, Saban is a helluva coach there whether you like him or not.

yeah. you're probably right.

[CHONGS]

Ole Tee Tee would have squeaked in a couple too if given the chance.

[sak]

one of the best ever at auburn... did he manage more, fewer, or the same number of perfect seasons as LHC LHC Bill Snyder has at kansas state in way fewer years?

"manage"...

This is what Bobby Lowder and his crew of bag-men call it after they buy a stable of recruits for some "yes man" like Chizik or Tuberville, right?  Auburn is the dirtiest of the dirty and there's absolutely NO disputing that. 

"Here, coach... We got ya this here QB for $200k and but got some real bargains on the defense for ya. Don't mess it up!!" - Sincerely, B. Lowder



 

No disputing it, huh? Auburn hasn't had any major NCAA violations in more than 2 decades and the NCAA investigated the Cam Newton and cleared Auburn of wrongdoing.

Sucks to be wrong, huh?

Then again, you think I am delusional for thinking Auburn will be a double digit favorite over KSU.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

one of the best ever at auburn... did he manage more, fewer, or the same number of perfect seasons as LHC LHC Bill Snyder has at kansas state in way fewer years?

"manage"...

This is what Bobby Lowder and his crew of bag-men call it after they buy a stable of recruits for some "yes man" like Chizik or Tuberville, right?  Auburn is the dirtiest of the dirty and there's absolutely NO disputing that. 

"Here, coach... We got ya this here QB for $200k and but got some real bargains on the defense for ya. Don't mess it up!!" - Sincerely, B. Lowder



 

No disputing it, huh? Auburn hasn't had any major NCAA violations in more than 2 decades and the NCAA investigated the Cam Newton and cleared Auburn of wrongdoing.

Sucks to be wrong, huh?

Then again, you think I am delusional for thinking Auburn will be a double digit favorite over KSU.

OJ Simpson was never "convicted" of murder, either.  What's your point?

 

[Cartierfor3]

A few notes on the state of Alabama's B team and the SEC as a whole:

Chizik: Was an awful coach at a bottom feeder Big 12 school.  Goes to Auburn and destroys the SEC.  Auburn: taking ISU's leftovers and still able to beat a conference because it is terrible.

Tuberville: Coaches at Auburn for like 20 years and can't hack it in the Big 12.  He won an SEC title (maybe more?) and couldn't break 7 wins in the Big 12.

SEC DPOY Sams - Best defensive player in the conference barely gets drafted and gets sent to a practice squad.  Auburn's offense puts up points because their best defensive player in the whole conference can't even make an NFL roster

This game is going to be similar to when we beat Miami a couple of years ago.  KSU by 28+

The best defensive player in the SEC was drafted first overall. The best offensive player in the SEC was drafted second overall.

Tuberville was not fired from Texas Tech. He left on his own to go to Cincy. Cincinnati was a more attractive program in a more attractive city in a more attractive conference than Texas Tech.

Actually the best SEC defensive player was cut by the Rams and is on the Cowboys practice squad

[Benja]

"Piss Pound?" Ugh. Is there a less attractive combination of two words?

[DQ12]

I just hope these clowns are ready for BSFS on a thursday night.  Sure, some of those southern schools can muster 20k more than we can into our stadium, but everybody in the stadium is going bananas for the cats.  They don't call it the

Seriously
Just winE and
Cheese

conference for nothing.  They're going to have to face the noise.  And I don't think their young QB is ready for it.

[Bqqkie Pimp]

"Piss Pound?" Ugh. Is there a less attractive combination of two words?

Only took me about 5 seconds to think of several pairings... I don't really think you wanna issue that challenge to this board.

 

[cDubya]

Why is Snyder scheduling cupcakes this late in the season? I mean weeks one and two, sure. But by week three shouldn't you be getting into the meat of yor schedule and preparing for the grind of conference play? I can't imagine the pay day Auburn is getting to come be sacrificed at the BSFS altar. T's an P's, Crimson Tide.

[puniraptor]

Why is Snyder scheduling cupcakes this late in the season? I mean weeks one and two, sure. But by week three shouldn't you be getting into the meat of yor schedule and preparing for the grind of conference play? I can't imagine the pay day Auburn is getting to come be sacrificed at the BSFS altar. T's an P's, Crimson Tide.

FIRE TUBE 3

FIRE TUBE 4

[Winters]

I'm just really afraid the stadium is going to be half-full (or empty!) for this game. You have to consider it with many responsible #1cat's having class or work early the next workday. Why risk missing work or class for a game the cats will win by 1000? Seems risky. Go cats!

[mocat]

Why is Snyder scheduling cupcakes this late in the season? I mean weeks one and two, sure. But by week three shouldn't you be getting into the meat of yor schedule and preparing for the grind of conference play? I can't imagine the pay day Auburn is getting to come be sacrificed at the BSFS altar. T's an P's, Crimson Tide.

FIRE TUBE 3

FIRE TUBE 4

 

[cDubya]

Why is Snyder scheduling cupcakes this late in the season? I mean weeks one and two, sure. But by week three shouldn't you be getting into the meat of yor schedule and preparing for the grind of conference play? I can't imagine the pay day Auburn is getting to come be sacrificed at the BSFS altar. T's an P's, Crimson Tide.

FIRE TUBE 3

FIRE TUBE 4

   A+ cross-thread reference, but I have to take off a letter grade for "fire". Proper jargon in this case is "shoot tube 3" (4). "Fire" indicates an actual fire on board. This is VERY important! Still, well done, Puni. 

[sonofdaxjones]

I gotta say, this article is still pretty impressive.   Nice work Auburn and SEC, nice work.

http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2014/4/10/5594348/college-football-bag-man-interview

[puniraptor]

Why is Snyder scheduling cupcakes this late in the season? I mean weeks one and two, sure. But by week three shouldn't you be getting into the meat of yor schedule and preparing for the grind of conference play? I can't imagine the pay day Auburn is getting to come be sacrificed at the BSFS altar. T's an P's, Crimson Tide.

FIRE TUBE 3

FIRE TUBE 4

   A+ cross-thread reference, but I have to take off a letter grade for "fire". Proper jargon in this case is "shoot tube 3" (4). "Fire" indicates an actual fire on board. This is VERY important! Still, well done, Puni. 

shoot tube 2 on my mark
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