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Offline Harvey Updyke

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let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« on: September 08, 2014, 10:49:07 AM »
nuthin but a bunch of no class cheatin ass wannabes.  they can't keep a consistent winner around and would never be competitive if they didn't cheat.  keep in mind that they, like Bama, play in the SEC so cheating is expected. but these guys take it to another level with the cheatin though.  i'm sure you remember $cam newton!

they don't like you to know that they were winless in the SEC in 2012 and 3-9 overall or that they were dangerously close to being 8-5 just like yall last year if not for several of the flukiest plays in the history of the game.

just a bunch of common trash is all they are and i'll be chearin for the kansas st wildcats on sept 18 to put those barners in thier place.


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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2014, 10:50:46 AM »
You can do better :)

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2014, 10:58:35 AM »
who the eff are the barners

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2014, 11:03:08 AM »
Is that a fanny pack?  Pretty awesome to see that goEMAW.com fashion trends are picking up steam around the country!

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2014, 11:03:28 AM »
I like your work Harvey, it is pretty innovative.

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2014, 11:07:53 AM »
thank you mr. dickstone. in hindsight i may have used just a little too much Spike 80DF
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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2014, 11:11:02 AM »
whats with all these SEC posters being obsessed with us?
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2014, 11:14:07 AM »
there's only one SEC poster in this thread

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2014, 11:18:35 AM »
whats with all these SEC-SEC-SEC posters being obsessed with us?

FYP

Speaking of "trees" though, those Auburn kids sure like to smoke it up, huh?

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2014, 11:18:55 AM »
there's only one SEC poster in this thread

and it's you!

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2014, 11:37:14 AM »
well it's certainly not "Harvey".  Although I think The_Wippuh and I could have hung out at Harry's, where the Elite Meet.

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2014, 11:39:18 AM »
well it's certainly not "Harvey".  Although I think The_Wippuh and I could have hung out at Harry's, where the Elite Meet.

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2014, 11:42:43 AM »
well it's certainly not "Harvey".  Although I think The_Wippuh and I could have hung out at Harry's, where the Elite Meet.

oh i'm still as SEC as they come.  theres just this little court ordered thing about me having to separate myself from The Tide.
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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2014, 07:47:37 PM »
crap... I knew this Updyke guy was a little out there, but how come nobody has mentioned just how batshit crazy Gus' wife is?!?!?

http://deadspin.com/5868492/heres-the-bizarre-kristi-malzahn-interview-somebodys-trying-to-sweep-off-the-internet

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2014, 08:18:55 PM »
nuthin but a bunch of no class cheatin ass wannabes.  they can't keep a consistent winner around and would never be competitive if they didn't cheat.  keep in mind that they, like Bama, play in the SEC so cheating is expected. but these guys take it to another level with the cheatin though.  i'm sure you remember $cam newton!

they don't like you to know that they were winless in the SEC in 2012 and 3-9 overall or that they were dangerously close to being 8-5 just like yall last year if not for several of the flukiest plays in the history of the game.

just a bunch of common trash is all they are and i'll be chearin for the kansas st wildcats on sept 18 to put those barners in thier place.



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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2014, 08:42:41 PM »
Auburn fan arrested in arrested in Montgomery, AL... Maybe a little too excited to be on cops-like show, "County Law"



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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2014, 08:47:43 PM »
Seriously, who are the barners?
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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2014, 08:59:15 PM »
crap... I knew this Updyke guy was a little out there, but how come nobody has mentioned just how batshit crazy Gus' wife is?!?!?

http://deadspin.com/5868492/heres-the-bizarre-kristi-malzahn-interview-somebodys-trying-to-sweep-off-the-internet

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Well, nothing surprising to it, that's why.  I'm sure Gus didn't hook up with her back in the day due to her amazing intellect.


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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2014, 09:19:25 PM »
 It's like she did a couple lines of coke and then capped it off with a fifth of bourbon.

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2014, 09:23:41 PM »
Thank god she doesn't coach!

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2014, 09:24:41 PM »
It's like she did a couple dozen lines of coke meth and then capped it off with a fifth of bourbon.

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2014, 09:40:38 PM »
I don't know what y'all are talking about. She fine!

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2014, 09:46:25 PM »
I don't know what y'all are talking about. She fine!

Not. Even. Close. (to landing on the correct side of the red line)

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Re: let me tell yall a lil somthin about the barners
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2014, 10:14:17 PM »
I don't know what y'all are talking about. She fine!

Not. Even. Close. (to landing on the correct side of the red line)



Your graph is totally invalid. A woman that is 100% sane? Yeah, and Elvis is hiding in my shed.