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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #75 on: September 08, 2014, 11:57:04 AM »
True story, i thought Auburn was in Arkansas until this year.

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« Reply #76 on: September 08, 2014, 11:59:07 AM »
remember when the big 12 won the cotton bowl?

me neither.
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« Reply #77 on: September 08, 2014, 12:00:05 PM »
True story, i thought Auburn was in Arkansas until this year.

Obvious troll.  Auburn is in Arkadelphia
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« Reply #78 on: September 08, 2014, 12:02:41 PM »
Yep when I'm at a Big 12 school in Texas the first thing on my mind is how i can try to position myself to be first in the pecking order for that baller Cincinnati job.


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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #79 on: September 08, 2014, 12:04:42 PM »
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« Reply #80 on: September 08, 2014, 12:05:54 PM »
Man, if I could go from the Big 12 to the American Athletic Conference, I could really recruit the studs

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #81 on: September 08, 2014, 12:07:30 PM »
Yep when I'm at a Big 12 school in Texas the first thing on my mind is how i can try to position myself to be first in the pecking order for that baller Cincinnati job.
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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #82 on: September 08, 2014, 12:09:38 PM »

remember when the big 12 won the cotton bowl?

me neither.

I remember when we destroyed Tennessee.  Their fat faced coach said we "took them behind the woodshed."  Tennessee had that garbage running back that apparently did well in the SEC, Travis Henry.  We completely shut him down, LOL!

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« Reply #83 on: September 08, 2014, 12:21:19 PM »
True story, i thought Auburn was in Arkansas until this year.

Obvious troll.  Auburn is in Arkadelphia
Haha I seriously didn't know where Auburn was. It's SEC SEC, so Arkansas/Alabama same thing. :dunno:

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #84 on: September 08, 2014, 12:30:30 PM »
The state of Arkansas has so much more going for it than Alabama. No contest, really.

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« Reply #85 on: September 08, 2014, 12:40:57 PM »
The state of Arkansas has so much more going for it than Alabama. No contest, really.

I see hillbillies from both states in Texas from time to time and honestly can't tell the hats apart... both red, both with strangely shaped "A" on the front.

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« Reply #86 on: September 08, 2014, 12:42:35 PM »
Guys, we always beat their coach when he was at Iowa State.  No reason that should stop now.

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« Reply #87 on: September 08, 2014, 12:44:52 PM »
Monday Morning Quarterback, Game 2: The offense


Here’s how four former Auburn standouts saw the offense in Saturday’s 59-13 victory over San Jose State at Jordan-Hare Stadium:


Former QB Ben Leard on the quarterbacks

“Overall, they continue to do well. Nick Marshall has grown as a passer. He’s improved, but he’s not perfect. The true paradigm shift is that fans see how well Nick is at running the offense. Meanwhile, Jeremy Johnson is throwing the ball really well. We see how good he can be, but you also know how good Nick is at running the offense. He’s grown as a passer. Everybody that’s scrutinizing every little thing now, I don’t think that’s the right thing to do. Let the work he’s put in play itself out for more than two games, regardless of what’s happened to this point.

“Assessing Nick’s play against San Jose State, he was slightly above 50 percent. The coaches’ expectations are perfection, so with anything less, it has to get better. In looking at some of the attempts, there was one key third down that Nick and Duke Williams had a miscommunication and the ball landed at Duke’s feet. It appeared that Nick recognized the blitz and Duke didn’t, but that’s part of the growth process.

Maybe Nick can be more accurate, but he made some nice throws - one to Duke on a corner route, a nice slant to Duke after missing him the throw before and one in particular a nice play checking down to Cameron Artis-Payne. The Nick of old would have tucked and run. Checking that ball down was small, but it was a good thing to see.

“For the bye week coming up, I think you focus on being as accurate as you can on the gimme-type routes, routes you expect to be completions. That has to continue to develop.”

Former RB Brad Lester on the running backs

“It’s hard to tell against a defense like that, but the running backs had another productive day. Of course, we were excited to see Roc Thomas. I can see him being one of the premier guys. He’s electric. Artis-Payne continued his solid play, and while Corey Grant didn’t bust a long one, he worked the edges nicely and was patient getting upfield and not running himself to the boundary too quickly.

“On Roc, you don’t have to say much about the fumble. It happens. He’s so young, I can imagine he felt really bad. You tell him welcome to college football and don’t do it again. He’ll be fine. He’s too talented not to learn from his mistake.


“On Artis-Payne, he seemed to bounce his runs outside the tackles more on Saturday. He was productive and he looks quicker than last year, but as I said last week, I sometimes wish he was more patient. I think he has great feet and is ready to cut, but he can be patient. He made the plays, but there are times when bouncing it outside too much will hurt you if it becomes a habit. The top-tier SEC defenses won’t allow that. One thing I always loved about Tre Mason was he stuck his nose in there and moved forward and got his yards. He rarely lost yards by bouncing runs outside.”

Former WR Jeris McIntyre on the receivers

“There weren’t too many big plays in the passing game this week. Duke Williams had some nice catches and Ricardo Louis caught a touchdown on a well-designed play, but there wasn’t much testing of the San Jose State secondary. One thing that stood out was Duke’s and Nick’s miscommunication on the hot route, where it seemed that Duke didn’t see the blitz coming and Nick did, resulting in the incompletion. That’s part of the learning process for Duke. Against LSU, Alabama, Georgia and other talented and aggressive defenses, you have to be on the same page with Nick or bad things will happen.

“I actually thought they missed Sammie Coates some. They tried to stretch the field with Ricardo, but the success didn’t come. I think Sammie brings an added dimension to the receivers that is more obvious when he isn’t out there.”

Former OL Cole Cubelic on the offensive line

“These guys are gaining an understanding of the expectations. They are still having some issues on getting to the second level. I think some defenses are playing more men in the box, more five-man fronts, more looks, so they have to adjust. But I’d like to see more second-level blocking. That’s something Greg Robinson was great at. The pass protection has looked good, but they have to work on finishing across the board. One guy not finishing is the difference in good runs and touchdown runs. They aren’t great yet, but they seem to have their assignments down and the understanding is good, so that’s a good start for this new group.

“Heading into the off week, working on depth would add lots of value. I really like Xavier Dampeer when he gets in. I think Auburn would be OK with him. Braden Smith looks good, but he’s got a ways to go on the technique department. When he gets his hands on somebody, he’s going to be good. I think you go into the week with some extra time and work on developing depth and emphasizing finishing and pad level.”

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #88 on: September 08, 2014, 12:46:47 PM »
Monday Morning Quarterback, Game 2: The defense


Here’s how three former Auburn standouts saw the defense in Saturday’s 59-13 victory over San Jose State at Jordan-Hare Stadium:


Former DL Bret Eddins on the defensive line

“I thought they played much better than Week 1. They threw the ball plenty, but we had our fair share of pressures, sacks and hurries. Overall, it was good job. Montravius Adams showed that he’s improving. He’s just a sophomore, but he dominated much of that game against San Jose State. We need more of that from him, and he needs to continue to grow this season. He has immense talent, and that’s what it takes to win championships in the SEC. He has to play like a man every week from here on out.

“We played lots of defensive linemen. I saw lots of new names playing much of the fourth quarter, and that’s pivotal. Depth is paramount on the defensive line, and we played it right. I thought the pass rush was improved, also, from Week 1. We still aren’t killing it off the edge, but there were times when all four created a rush by twisting and staying active. We don’t have another Dee Ford, at least not yet. So, that edge rush isn’t going to be there unless Carl Lawson comes back, and we aren’t sure what he’s capable of in his second season.

“With this off week, it’s all about Adams staying confident and figuring out the best option to rush off the edge. How do we free up LaDarius Owens or Cassanova McKinzy?

Former DB Rob Pate on the defensive backs

“I think the biggest positive was turnovers. You can tell they make that a priority. It wasn’t too long ago that Auburn had one interception in an entire season. That’s a positive. The safeties tackled well in run support from what I saw. They played better and weren’t lost. I was a little disappointed in the big play they allowed that resulted in a touchdown. I thought the corner and safety fell asleep. I was shocked that their receiver was able to outrun Derrick Moncrief’s angle down the sideline. We have to sure up the guys that continue to run free. We have corners with their eyes in the backfield, biting on double moves. They just have to be more disciplined.

“I’ve seen a lot of our corners playing outside man technique and expecting help in the middle, and it doesn’t come. The safeties can’t get to everyone, so the corners have to play tighter. The interception Jermaine Whitehead made, he was reading the quarterback and he jumped that pass. That’s great. We have to tighten things up. I’d say the communication has to be worked on in the off week. That’s where most of the breakdowns seem to be coming. You still have Moncrief and Rudy Ford, two young safeties that are learning. Jonathan Jones is still learning and gaining experience, along with Trovon Reed. Communication and hand placement need to continue to improve.”

Former LB Antarrious Williams on the linebackers

“Holding a team to 65 yards on about 40 carries is really good. Overall, Kris Frost and Cassanova McKinzy played better than last week. I could see improvement. Frost started strong and had an early tackle for loss. I think he plays better in space and against teams that allow more space, versus Arkansas, who is running right at you. Frost is better against teams that spread it out, so he played well and moved well in and out of space. Against teams like Texas A&M, Ole Miss and others, Frost should perform well - he needs to.

“Obviously, the play of Montravius Adams and Gabe Wright helps everything for the linebackers. The defensive line play is everything. Adams was active and disruptive, and that frees up the linebackers. Just like an offensive line opening holes for a running back, it starts with the line and they held linemen off the linebackers better than in Week 1.”

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #89 on: September 08, 2014, 12:47:00 PM »
Guys, we always beat their coach when he was at Iowa State.  No reason that should stop now.

NEWSFLASH
Chizik hasn't been our coach for over a year and a half. It is now a fellow named Gus Malzahn.

The name "Gus" is so rednecky.

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #90 on: September 08, 2014, 12:48:33 PM »
Monday Morning Quarterback, Game 2: The offense


Here’s how four former Auburn standouts saw the offense in Saturday’s 59-13 victory over San Jose State at Jordan-Hare Stadium:


Former QB Ben Leard on the quarterbacks

“Overall, they continue to do well. Nick Marshall has grown as a passer. He’s improved, but he’s not perfect. The true paradigm shift is that fans see how well Nick is at running the offense. Meanwhile, Jeremy Johnson is throwing the ball really well. We see how good he can be, but you also know how good Nick is at running the offense. He’s grown as a passer. Everybody that’s scrutinizing every little thing now, I don’t think that’s the right thing to do. Let the work he’s put in play itself out for more than two games, regardless of what’s happened to this point.

“Assessing Nick’s play against San Jose State, he was slightly above 50 percent. The coaches’ expectations are perfection, so with anything less, it has to get better. In looking at some of the attempts, there was one key third down that Nick and Duke Williams had a miscommunication and the ball landed at Duke’s feet. It appeared that Nick recognized the blitz and Duke didn’t, but that’s part of the growth process.

Maybe Nick can be more accurate, but he made some nice throws - one to Duke on a corner route, a nice slant to Duke after missing him the throw before and one in particular a nice play checking down to Cameron Artis-Payne. The Nick of old would have tucked and run. Checking that ball down was small, but it was a good thing to see.

“For the bye week coming up, I think you focus on being as accurate as you can on the gimme-type routes, routes you expect to be completions. That has to continue to develop.”

Former RB Brad Lester on the running backs

“It’s hard to tell against a defense like that, but the running backs had another productive day. Of course, we were excited to see Roc Thomas. I can see him being one of the premier guys. He’s electric. Artis-Payne continued his solid play, and while Corey Grant didn’t bust a long one, he worked the edges nicely and was patient getting upfield and not running himself to the boundary too quickly.

“On Roc, you don’t have to say much about the fumble. It happens. He’s so young, I can imagine he felt really bad. You tell him welcome to college football and don’t do it again. He’ll be fine. He’s too talented not to learn from his mistake.


“On Artis-Payne, he seemed to bounce his runs outside the tackles more on Saturday. He was productive and he looks quicker than last year, but as I said last week, I sometimes wish he was more patient. I think he has great feet and is ready to cut, but he can be patient. He made the plays, but there are times when bouncing it outside too much will hurt you if it becomes a habit. The top-tier SEC defenses won’t allow that. One thing I always loved about Tre Mason was he stuck his nose in there and moved forward and got his yards. He rarely lost yards by bouncing runs outside.”

Former WR Jeris McIntyre on the receivers

“There weren’t too many big plays in the passing game this week. Duke Williams had some nice catches and Ricardo Louis caught a touchdown on a well-designed play, but there wasn’t much testing of the San Jose State secondary. One thing that stood out was Duke’s and Nick’s miscommunication on the hot route, where it seemed that Duke didn’t see the blitz coming and Nick did, resulting in the incompletion. That’s part of the learning process for Duke. Against LSU, Alabama, Georgia and other talented and aggressive defenses, you have to be on the same page with Nick or bad things will happen.

“I actually thought they missed Sammie Coates some. They tried to stretch the field with Ricardo, but the success didn’t come. I think Sammie brings an added dimension to the receivers that is more obvious when he isn’t out there.”

Former OL Cole Cubelic on the offensive line

“These guys are gaining an understanding of the expectations. They are still having some issues on getting to the second level. I think some defenses are playing more men in the box, more five-man fronts, more looks, so they have to adjust. But I’d like to see more second-level blocking. That’s something Greg Robinson was great at. The pass protection has looked good, but they have to work on finishing across the board. One guy not finishing is the difference in good runs and touchdown runs. They aren’t great yet, but they seem to have their assignments down and the understanding is good, so that’s a good start for this new group.

“Heading into the off week, working on depth would add lots of value. I really like Xavier Dampeer when he gets in. I think Auburn would be OK with him. Braden Smith looks good, but he’s got a ways to go on the technique department. When he gets his hands on somebody, he’s going to be good. I think you go into the week with some extra time and work on developing depth and emphasizing finishing and pad level.”

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #91 on: September 08, 2014, 12:48:52 PM »
Guys, we always beat their coach when he was at Iowa State.  No reason that should stop now.

NEWSFLASH
Chizik hasn't been our coach for over a year and a half. It is now a fellow named Gus Malzahn.

If he's smart, he should try that "hurry up" offense and totally catch us off guard with such high paced offense.

bears are fast...

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« Reply #92 on: September 08, 2014, 12:51:21 PM »
Guys, we always beat their coach when he was at Iowa State.  No reason that should stop now.

NEWSFLASH
Chizik hasn't been our coach for over a year and a half. It is now a fellow named Gus Malzahn.

If he's smart, he should try that "hurry up" offense and totally catch us off guard with such high paced offense.

lol

Gus does like to play fast pace, but generally not as quick as a lot of similar teams. I imagine your guys will be used to faster.

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #93 on: September 08, 2014, 12:57:09 PM »
Your articles look boring and too long to read. 

What are the feelings about facing a team that actually tries to play defense? 
 
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I know that's not popular in the NFL-lite division you guys are part of...

I'll hang up and listen off-air.

bears are fast...

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« Reply #94 on: September 08, 2014, 01:03:54 PM »
Your articles look boring and too long to read. 

What are the feelings about facing a team that actually tries to play defense? 
 
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I know that's not popular in the NFL-lite division you guys are part of...

I'll hang up and listen off-air.

I can't answer that because like I mentioned above I haven't seen any of your games. Sometime today I will watch some on WatchESPN. But even without having seen any, I will be shocked if you guys can stop our offense. No one has been able to even slow it down since Malzahn took over. The area that concerns me is OUR defense. While talented, they are young and prone to mistakes. I think we will be seeing a shootout.

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« Reply #95 on: September 08, 2014, 01:08:35 PM »
AU_Tiger, you're missing it here.  I'll explain it to you like I did sak and hopefully you'll understand.

goEMAW dot com forward slash forums is the nest.  It is a tiny piece of Toomer's Drugs* in the internet, in your dome.  Here, K-Staters love to throw acronymns at you constantly and rave about how they haven't lost a game, in college football, since they were founded in the late 1800s.

Feel the warmth, come and snuggle with the prestige.

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« Reply #96 on: September 08, 2014, 01:13:19 PM »
mr. AU_tigers, please find a more suitable place to share your bizzarre fan fiction. like xanga or something.

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #97 on: September 08, 2014, 01:13:48 PM »
Your articles look boring and too long to read. 

What are the feelings about facing a team that actually tries to play defense? 
 
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I know that's not popular in the NFL-lite division you guys are part of...

I'll hang up and listen off-air.

Yeah... Kansas State's defense over the last several years has been much more impressive than Alabama & LSU's.

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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #98 on: September 08, 2014, 01:15:08 PM »
Your articles look boring and too long to read. 

What are the feelings about facing a team that actually tries to play defense? 
 
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I know that's not popular in the NFL-lite division you guys are part of...

I'll hang up and listen off-air.

I can't answer that because like I mentioned above I haven't seen any of your games. Sometime today I will watch some on WatchESPN. But even without having seen any, I will be shocked if you guys can stop our offense. No one has been able to even slow it down since Malzahn took over. The area that concerns me is OUR defense. While talented, they are young and prone to mistakes. I think we will be seeing a shootout.

Let me help you out since you have no concept of football being played outside the SEC-SEC-SEC. 

The reason nobody can stop your offense is because you generally play 3 cupcakes and a conference schedule (SEC-SEC-SEC) made up of teams that don't play defense.  For example, Georgia shows up on your field and promptly scores almost 40, then mustered a grand total of 19 against a bunch of slow white boys from Nebraska a few weeks later.

You put up a grand total of 28 points (pre-miracle) on that sieve of a defense that Bama plays. (OU torched em for 45)  But, ESPN tells us that we just can't compete and they're the worldwide leader in sports, so I'll just take their word for it.

 
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Re: Hey Guys
« Reply #99 on: September 08, 2014, 01:15:55 PM »
Your articles look boring and too long to read. 

What are the feelings about facing a team that actually tries to play defense? 
 
:lynchmob:

I know that's not popular in the NFL-lite division you guys are part of...

I'll hang up and listen off-air.

Yeah... Kansas State's defense over the last several years has been much more impressive than Alabama & LSU's.

With the offenses we face on a regular basis, yes. Glad you agree.  :cheers: