Author Topic: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread! (Read 61888 times)

ChiComCat · « **Reply #300 on:** November 09, 2014, 01:24:54 PM »

Quote from: wabash909 on November 09, 2014, 01:22:03 PM

They're still in the Jim Wooldridge "he needs one more year" mode.

Jim Woolridge was never this bad

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #301 on:** November 29, 2014, 03:09:45 PM »

David Ubben @davidubben
TMI, guys RT @TommyBirch: Paul Rhoads asked how he blows off steam. Says he finds ways. Then looks to his wife: "Thanks hunny." #Cyclones

PowercatPat · « **Reply #302 on:** November 29, 2014, 04:43:24 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on November 29, 2014, 03:09:45 PM

David Ubben @davidubben
TMI, guys RT @TommyBirch: Paul Rhoads asked how he blows off steam. Says he finds ways. Then looks to his wife: "Thanks hunny." #Cyclones

Cire · « **Reply #303 on:** November 29, 2014, 06:43:57 PM »

gross

steve dave · « **Reply #304 on:** November 29, 2014, 06:45:41 PM »

He is the perfect ISU guy

Benja · « **Reply #305 on:** November 29, 2014, 06:56:50 PM »

Like they jog together or something?

0.42 · « **Reply #306 on:** November 29, 2014, 08:49:49 PM »

courtesy of havs

chum1 · « **Reply #307 on:** November 29, 2014, 08:55:11 PM »

ednksu · « **Reply #308 on:** November 29, 2014, 09:09:22 PM »

Quote from: 42 on November 29, 2014, 08:49:49 PM

courtesy of havs

wow...

kso_FAN · « **Reply #309 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:09:10 PM »

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/football/2014/12/01/jamie-pollard-paul-rhoads-iowa-state-football/19763689/?sf34249789=%5B%271%27%5D

scottwildcat · « **Reply #310 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:11:48 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on December 01, 2014, 10:09:10 PM

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/football/2014/12/01/jamie-pollard-paul-rhoads-iowa-state-football/19763689/?sf34249789=%5B%271%27%5D

kstater · « **Reply #311 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:18:37 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on December 01, 2014, 10:09:10 PM

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/sports/college/iowa-state/football/2014/12/01/jamie-pollard-paul-rhoads-iowa-state-football/19763689/?sf34249789=%5B%271%27%5D

Could have just said that the 5.5 million we'd owe on the buyout is too expensive and were stuck instead of lying

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Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #312 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:23:45 PM »

More Paul!!!!!

Panjandrum · « **Reply #313 on:** December 01, 2014, 10:30:02 PM »

They beat Iowa and stayed within a TD of us.

That's all they ask for.

MadCat · « **Reply #314 on:** December 01, 2014, 11:19:48 PM »

Quote from: Panjandrum on December 01, 2014, 10:30:02 PM

They beat Iowa and stayed within a TD of us.

That's all they ask for.

Their locus of control is within the black & white striped shirts.

pissclams · « **Reply #315 on:** December 02, 2014, 08:47:37 AM »

pollard might as well go all in on coach paul rhodes, he has absolutely nothing to lose

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #316 on:** December 02, 2014, 08:49:46 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on December 02, 2014, 08:47:37 AM

pollard might as well go all in on coach paul rhodes, he has absolutely nothing to lose

He did when he held the ref blame presser

pissclams · « **Reply #317 on:** December 02, 2014, 08:52:46 AM »

yup. it's not like he won't get that job at UCLA (home of the other hollywood high) because of that time he stood by coach paul rhodes and wouldn't fire him and instead blamed the refs and the conference for 0-9.

pissclams · « **Reply #318 on:** December 02, 2014, 08:56:01 AM »

when the time comes for isu to redo their pressbox, they need to put the old one in a shipping container and bury it like a time capsule. it's been the home to a lot of great memories, imagine all the stories written on the desk in there.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #319 on:** December 02, 2014, 08:58:18 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on December 02, 2014, 08:56:01 AM

when the time comes for isu to redo their pressbox, they need to put the old one in a shipping container and bury it like a time capsule. it's been the home to a lot of great memories, imagine all the stories written on the desk in there.

The new press box needs to have a life sized statue of Pollard and then one of a ref doubled over like Pollard just rabbit punched him in the gut

pissclams · « **Reply #320 on:** December 02, 2014, 09:01:57 AM »

could have all of ISU nation submit their favorite 'clone memories on post-it notes and stuff the press box with them (along w/ the pollard statue).
i bet they could cram 2,000 post it notes worth of 'cloneries into that press box time capsule

pissclams · « **Reply #321 on:** December 02, 2014, 09:04:02 AM »

open the press box time capsule in 5 years when the clones are sitting on top of the big 12 and roll out that pollard statue and just say, "told you so" - but not really say it out loud b/c that's not a respectable way for a 'clone to handle himself instead all the 'clones would just chuckle inside and think to themselves "we told you so" "lol" and then seal that capsule up #pointproven #jaime'snotcrying

kso_FAN · « **Reply #322 on:** December 02, 2014, 09:24:44 AM »

One time ISU fired one of their most successful football coaches of all time in Dan McCarney (most wins in ISU history, five bowl appearances, five Top 3 Big 12 north seasons) because of 1 bad season. Despite having the Clones on the cusp of a north title in back to back seasons, just one 1-7 Big 12 season sent Dan packing.

Its good to see that Mr. Pollard has vowed not to let that happen again.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #323 on:** December 02, 2014, 09:42:15 AM »

The Big 12 needs an ISU rule where conference members can force a school to fire a coach who wins 0 Big 12 games.

Panjandrum · « **Reply #324 on:** December 02, 2014, 10:57:37 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on December 02, 2014, 09:42:15 AM

The Big 12 needs an ISU rule where conference members can force a school to fire a coach who wins 0 Big 12 games.

Well, that and the fact that said coach is a real dingleberry.