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The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« on: September 06, 2014, 04:16:28 PM »
Hey Guys!  I went over to the Cyclone Fanatic Message board and looked over the last 35 pages of the Iowa State game thread so you don't have to!

We're picking things up just after that horribly long K-State drive that led to no points. Let's get down to business.

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SOME STUFFING FOR YOUR TURKEY DAY DINNER A BIT EARLY

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Time to put this game away. Too close for a game against K-State.

You poor bastard.

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How ironic would winning this with a 2nd 1/2 shut out be?!

Super ironic?  :dunno:

RANDALL EVANS INT.  Their defeatist attitude is just so, so sweet.

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HOLY **** THESE OFFICIALS ARE FULL OF ****.
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BEND US OVER REFS.
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His knees appeared to be down.
But we are Iowa State so the call on the field will stand
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Under review which means an ISU screw job. I don't know the last replay they showed looked like his knee was down first
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That is Cyclone football right there.
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We'll, never get the calls in this conference.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

That's my favorite one so far.  Iowa state fellas says "we'll never get the call in this conference." just perfect.

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Whatever happens now. Offense needs to score on ghe next possession
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THese ******* announcers just need to get on with it and have Waters kid
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Thanks Big 12.

I think this was the conversion attempt after the TD to bring us within 2

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thats right, eat some Cotton waters.

Announcers being crying tears, their baby be down!
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Hell of a hit there! Win, lose or draw I'm proud of those kids today
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Does Snyder go for the onside and dagger here, or does he trust his defense to stop us?
He trusts your offense to just not.

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they may need to take Mr Waters helmet away.. That would not bother me, hate to see a kid get hurt, but we really need this win.
Iowa State class.  SORRY ABOUT YOUR CONCUSSION, FELLOW IOWAN, BUT WE REALLY NEED THIS W FOR OUR SEASON THAT WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY BE 2-3 WINS AND GET OUR COACH FIRED ANYHOW.

Then we kicked it off to them

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Interesting all the passing with the tiny lead.
Yeah!
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Richardson does not run the option very well. :/
No he didn't.  Huge play by our D.

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Chewing up clock, that part is going well so far.
You poor, poor bastard.

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Man out of all programs I hate kst. Lets finish this
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This is not good. Setting up to be another heartbreaker for us.
This guy.  This guy this guy this guy.  He gets it.

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Dang it.. Our bend don't break D might give up a field goal here.
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Let's see if the D can bring us home. A stop here and it is ours... Do or die time guys! Step up!
Man that hits home for me.  I say that a lot.  "I think if we can stop them here we'll win."  Thing is.  They did stop us on this drive. This guy's calculations were just off.  He needs to take his predicto machine back to the shop for more oil.

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Big, big series for the offense here.
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GET THAT 1 YARD! TAKE IT!
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Gut check time, get this first down men. Go and take it, right now, take it.
ehhhh???
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Play action Mangino. Do it.
ehhhhhhhhh???
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spread them out, do not just try to smash mouth this 1 yard
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!





Ready?






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I have seen this movie before.
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Awful.
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what a load of crap
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Iowa State football: 3rd and 1 turns into 4th and 4.
:lol: so true

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I don't like these close K-State games at all.

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We just missed a huge opportunity. Let's see if the D has another stop in them...
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I am getting the vaseline
Ha

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It does take a special QB to run Snyders offense. A JUCO QB.

Water
Michael Bishop
Elle Roberson

This one was randomly thrown in.  Ell wasn't a juco kid.  :dunno:

After Lockett's catch
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He's in bounce.
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Good job replay official. wtf.
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Another Snyder classic coming to a cornhole near you.
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I've seen this movie before against KSU.
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We have seen this 5 out of 6 years against Synder.
Let them score.
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Tired of getting burned by KSU's poor man version of Tim Tebow. Klein and now this mother****er.
yessssssssssssssss
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Game over. We're ISU.
YES!  YOU ARE!  DON'T EVER FORGET THAT!

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Well, there it is. We'll have 1:30 to win it. Offense has to hold up their end of the deal, one of these years.

One of these stinkin' years, boys.

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Still trying to figure out what's worse about being a cyclone fan. The Blowouts or losing like this. Either way, I've certainly had my fill of both.

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This loss is all on Mangino IMO.
Certainly not on Rhoads for putting together that just absolutely top-to-bottom dogshit excuse for a Power Five conference team.

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Just got back from the grocery store, what the F***?!?
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This drive is so huge for ISU football...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Richardson does not look confident.
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Maybe we have an Auburn hail marry in us..
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44 yards in 45 seconds. Optimism rising.
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Last year the offense would have turned it over on downs by now, there is promise here
This is just too much.

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only fitting to end with that garbage
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Good effort, but F...this team
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Well that ended in typical Cyclone fashion!
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And the game ends how you'd expect an ISU game to end
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Absolutely heartbreaking
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Can't think of a coach I respect more and hate more than Snyder. Guy just flat out gets it done. Wish ISU would have hired that ******.
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Another home game ****** down the legs in the CPR era. Enough.


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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2014, 04:20:29 PM »
 :lol:

My 2 favorites are the guy who blames Mangino and the guy who went to the grocery store.

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2014, 04:21:22 PM »
nice work!
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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2014, 04:25:21 PM »
That was amazing. Thanks!

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2014, 04:25:59 PM »
the guy who went to the grocery store.
Yeah.  I like to imagine that he didn't even have the game on the radio.  He just get's home and he's like "WHU?!  AW TITS!"


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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2014, 04:28:18 PM »
Why would you go to the grocery store during the game? Have to stock up before the next flood? And what -- no radio?


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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2014, 04:32:13 PM »
thanks Dlew12  :thumbs:  my favorite one was the vasoline one  :lol:

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2014, 04:35:18 PM »
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I am getting the Vasoline.

my fav. thanks, Dlew.

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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2014, 04:37:39 PM »
Fantastic stuff. So Cyclonic...so very Cyclonic.

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2014, 04:38:32 PM »
you know you're a simple man when you enjoy a vaseline joke.

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2014, 04:48:00 PM »
the guy who went to the grocery store.
Yeah.  I like to imagine that he didn't even have the game on the radio.  He just get's home and he's like "WHU?!  AW TITS!"

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2014, 05:03:16 PM »
you know you're a simple man when you enjoy a vaseline joke.

There's a simple man in all clones

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2014, 05:12:18 PM »
they are the very best.  love them.
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2014, 05:28:40 PM »
DLew, you are a great fan

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The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2014, 05:30:48 PM »
I liked the guy who both remembered Roberson and thought he was a juco

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« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2014, 05:47:25 PM »
That pic. :love:

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2014, 05:47:41 PM »
"He's in bounce" was my favorite.

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2014, 05:52:10 PM »

"He's in bounce" was my favorite.

Is this a deer hunting term or something? I've got low killing things IQ
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« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2014, 05:54:40 PM »

"He's in bounce" was my favorite.

Is this a deer hunting term or something? I've got low killing things IQ

I'd be surprised if it were, I think it's just an Ioway term

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Re: The Gems From the Last 35 Pages Or So of the ISU Game Thread!
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2014, 05:56:13 PM »
Related. This is from the Iowa Hawkeyes message board:

"KState is really slow and not very athletic. No pass rush, and they can't tackle. Other than that their D is pretty good."

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« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2014, 05:59:44 PM »
we would destroy Iowa.

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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2014, 06:00:28 PM »
(Best of the 16 page post game thread. By far the leading meme is "so proud of the effort, big improvement, blah, blah, blah such as this post from some deluded dumbass:
Great effort today. I sure hope that the fanbase's patience pays off with some wins sooner than later, but if we're going to spend a week running down the coaches and players after a bad game then they deserve credit for battling today.)

Could have won. Almost should have (My personal favorite because of its illiteracy)

Jake Waters is a big time goob

Some day I'll have the foresight to stop watching Iowa State football.
It's no different than doing hard drugs. Feels good to do it, but it's terrible for your health and you hate yourself after.


But that is what happens in this series with K-State. They get the fluke play that allows them to win, blocked PAT, overthrow a Wide A open A-Rob, strangest INT ever, can't wait to see the play we lose on next season.

LHC Bill Snyder is the greatest coach in the big 12 since 1989.
LHC Bill Snyder and Jake Waters both have something in common.....Ia State football turned both of them down for a job and a scholly......
And now we pay the price every year.....
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« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2014, 06:03:55 PM »
(Best of the 16 page post game thread. By far the leading meme is "so proud of the effort, big improvement, blah, blah, blah.)

Could have won. Almost should have (My personal favorite because of its illiteracy)

Jake Waters is a big time goob

Some day I'll have the foresight to stop watching Iowa State football.
It's no different than doing hard drugs. Feels good to do it, but it's terrible for your health and you hate yourself after.

Great effort today. I sure hope that the fanbase's patience pays off with some wins sooner than later, but if we're going to spend a week running down the coaches and players after a bad game then they deserve credit for battling today.


But that is what happens in this series with K-State. They get the fluke play that allows them to win, blocked PAT, overthrow a Wide A open A-Rob, strangest INT ever, can't wait to see the play we lose on next season.

LHC Bill Snyder is the greatest coach in the big 12 since 1989.
LHC Bill Snyder and Jake Waters both have something in common.....Ia State football turned both of them down for a job and a scholly......
And now we pay the price every year.....


so was this all from the same person?  seems to be a little skettibrained himself