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Facebook Messenger: Did you download it?

Yes
11 (47.8%)
No - because facebook is stupid
11 (47.8%)
No - because of permissions
1 (4.3%)

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« on: September 04, 2014, 08:08:08 AM »
MIR's post last night got me thinking. Just curious how many gE'rs are scared to download this thing. 


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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2014, 08:15:32 AM »
I downloaded it but deleted it two days later. How should I vote?  :confused:

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2014, 08:16:42 AM »
I downloaded it but deleted it two days later. How should I vote?  :confused:

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2014, 08:18:35 AM »
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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2014, 08:22:29 AM »
i don't normally send messages through facebook, but got an important message last week and was forced to download.  didn't delete afterwards, because i don't give a crap.


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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2014, 08:26:15 AM »
this thread got me thinking.  what did mir post about facebook messenger.   why do people message people through facebook?  why did facebook create a new app instead of using their other shitty mobile app?  why is facebook (billions dollars company) such a shitty app to begin with?


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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2014, 09:37:15 AM »
If you don't want to download the messaging app just go to the mobile website whenever you get a message.  :th_twocents:

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2014, 09:43:30 AM »
this thread got me thinking.  what did mir post about facebook messenger.   why do people message people through facebook?  why did facebook create a new app instead of using their other shitty mobile app?  why is facebook (billions dollars company) such a shitty app to begin with?

I have a coworker who hates texting and only communicates with his wife through facebook messenger...i don't get it.
Probably because the messaging feature made the app more shitty.
Does too many things.  :dunno:
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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2014, 09:53:59 AM »
I downloaded it but I bitched about it the whole time.

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2014, 09:55:28 AM »
I send my nudes via facebook messenger.

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2014, 10:02:42 AM »
I post full on sex films on amateur websites to see what rating and comments I get. How should I vote?

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2014, 11:15:50 AM »
I am not an old man irl and I don't have, nor have I ever had, a facebook account. I felt kind of weird about it a few years ago, now I am glad that I don't.

Friend: Hey dobber, did you see those sweet pictures I posted on facebook?

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2: No, and if you really wanted me to see those pics, you should have printed them off and mailed them to me in a letter! You ever heard of a letter before?

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2014, 11:20:51 AM »
What the eff is facebook?
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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2014, 11:44:59 AM »
I resisted for a long time because I hated that it forced me to download to send messages. I got one the other day and just said eff it, deleted it 5 min later

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2014, 12:22:46 PM »
Facebook is a great place to trade some nudes with your buds.

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2014, 12:24:25 PM »
Facebook is a great place to trade some nudes with your buds.

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2014, 12:25:26 PM »
Swappin' nudes with my dudes.

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2014, 12:25:54 PM »
What did MiR say about Facebook Messenger?

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2014, 12:47:39 PM »
I am not an old man irl and I don't have, nor have I ever had, a facebook account. I felt kind of weird about it a few years ago, now I am glad that I don't.

Friend: Hey dobber, did you see those sweet pictures I posted on facebook?

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2014, 12:48:38 PM »
Oh.  Well, I already disabled iCloud for photos, so...

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2014, 04:57:09 PM »
I rough ridin' HATE FACEBOOK. Unfortunately dumb crap millennials are starting to have children so I'm forced to use it for work. Can't you stupid assholes use a phone or send an email? Are these stupid slobs spending so much time on facebook that they can't close the rough ridin' app to communicate like a normal human. People send their children to me for up to 12 weeks, can't you make a goddamned phone call? I have literally one rule for my wife and it's that she can't facebook in my presence.

Anyway these idiots send nothing but facebook messages, so I had to download the app. I also required my assistant director to do the same. Less than 24 hours after downloading  I had three spam messages in the app and I saw that the app placed two images in my device gallery. My assistant director also had the images but not the spam messages. Oh it also added sound files as well.

None of this is the worst of it. When someone messages you their picture pops up on your device and you cannot disable it. The absolute worst.

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2014, 04:59:47 PM »
None of this is the worst of it. When someone messages you their picture pops up on your device and you cannot disable it. The absolute worst.

yeah this made me (relatively) extremely angry

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2014, 05:06:18 PM »
great for nude swaps tho

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Re: Facebook Messenger
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2014, 05:23:19 PM »
None of this is the worst of it. When someone messages you their picture pops up on your device and you cannot disable it. The absolute worst.

yeah this made me (relatively) extremely angry

this doesn't work?

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