I am not an old man irl and I don't have, nor have I ever had, a facebook account. I felt kind of weird about it a few years ago, now I am glad that I don't.
Friend: Hey dobber, did you see those sweet pictures I posted on facebook?
(2 common dobber responses)
1: No. (we go drink a beer together and he pulls out his phone and shows me one pic before we start talking football and kids and stuff)
2: No, and if you really wanted me to see those pics, you should have printed them off and mailed them to me in a letter! You ever heard of a letter before?