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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #150 on: September 09, 2014, 10:50:27 PM »


Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.
Did you see my early reference to whores?
"Hotter than a two dollar whore on nickel night."

And then there's
Sweating like a whore in church
But mine is because she has a hot vagina from over use because she is running a special deal! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #151 on: September 09, 2014, 11:36:56 PM »
On Snyder's tv show, he talked about when "things went downward in a handbasket, as they say."

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #152 on: September 09, 2014, 11:37:20 PM »
Sweating like a preacher in a whore house.

Thought you'd go with "sugar booger."

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #153 on: September 09, 2014, 11:41:48 PM »
taken in a woodshed

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #154 on: September 10, 2014, 09:07:53 AM »
I dont care who you are, that's funny right there.

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2014, 10:17:03 PM »
"Cool your cucumbers."

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #157 on: September 15, 2014, 09:07:01 AM »

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #158 on: September 17, 2014, 09:09:34 AM »
I don't know you from a hill of beans

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #159 on: September 17, 2014, 09:15:27 AM »
TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOOWN AUBUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #160 on: September 18, 2014, 06:14:49 AM »

I don't know you from a hill of beans
I was gonna post "hill of beans" next time this thread showed up in the 'unreads'.

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #161 on: September 18, 2014, 10:55:17 AM »
My prescience is fully engorged.  It throbs with righteous accuracy.  I am sated.

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #162 on: September 18, 2014, 01:23:41 PM »
donkey punch

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #163 on: September 18, 2014, 01:45:47 PM »
Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper".  Is that literal or figurative?  It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase.  Probably should dump her.
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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #164 on: September 18, 2014, 01:52:22 PM »
Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper".  Is that literal or figurative?  It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase.  Probably should dump her.

You may need to seek professional help re: your obsession with girls going #2.

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #165 on: September 18, 2014, 02:54:03 PM »
Latest blumperz gf says "eff me in the pooper".  Is that literal or figurative?  It's a fine line, but can't stand the phrase.  Probably should dump her.

You may need to seek professional help re: your obsession with girls going #2.

I wouldn't read too much into it.  Poop is always funny.
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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #166 on: September 19, 2014, 12:17:45 PM »
"That was a well played game. We really played well in all aspects of that game."

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« Reply #167 on: September 20, 2014, 03:53:53 PM »
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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #168 on: September 22, 2014, 01:22:29 AM »
dollars to doughnuts

I used this twice over the weekend :D
Pretty sure I had to read a story called this in comp 1 or 2.

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #169 on: September 22, 2014, 08:20:33 AM »
Doesn't cut the mustard
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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« Reply #170 on: September 22, 2014, 11:16:45 PM »
Heavens to Mercatroid (sp?)
"walking around mhk and crying in the rain because of love lost is the absolute purest and best thing in the world.  i hope i fall in love during the next few weeks and get my heart broken and it starts raining just to experience it one last time."   --Dlew12

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #171 on: September 22, 2014, 11:21:11 PM »
Notwithstanding...

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #172 on: September 22, 2014, 11:21:43 PM »
Therefor

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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #173 on: September 22, 2014, 11:23:32 PM »
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Re: Phrases you would like to say more
« Reply #174 on: September 23, 2014, 06:59:22 PM »

Heavens to Mercatroid (sp?)
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