Author Topic: Design our first drive (Read 5318 times)

kso_FAN · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2014, 12:49:48 PM »

Kansas State at 15:00
1st and 10 at KSU 25   Jake Waters pass complete to Zach Trujillo for 8 yards.
2nd and 2 at KSU 33   DeMarcus Robinson rush for 5 yards to the KanSt 38 for a 1st down.
1st and 10 at KSU 38   Jake Waters pass complete to Curry Sexton for 14 yards to the SFA 48 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at SFA 48   Jake Waters rush for 2 yards to the SFA 46.
2nd and 8 at SFA 46   Glenn Gronkowski rush for 5 yards to the SFA 41.
3rd and 3 at SFA 41   Jake Waters pass complete to Tyler Locktt for 41 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
    Jack Cantele extra point GOOD.

_33 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2014, 12:55:54 PM »

PA Bomb City USA pop 7

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:29:23 PM »

5 things we know will happen on the first drive.

1. TO when playclock is low and the crowd is restlessly counting it down.
2. Gronk will look like a huge stud.
3. Designed QB run, huge hole, defenders closing in, Waters fainting goat, gain of 3.
4. Waters will throw at least one 5 yard out route straight into the ground.
5. TLBL TD.

MadCat · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:30:48 PM »

1st down Jake almost hits TLBL on a deep route; crowd elevates then deflates with disappointment
2nd down Jake takes too much time in the pocket and gets sacked; individuals in crowd yell at Jake for not getting rid of the ball
3rd down Jake completes pass to Gronk over the middle for an 8-yard gain; briefly exciting then meh
4th down Punt

Katpappy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:36:53 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on August 13, 2014, 12:49:48 PM

Kansas State at 15:00
1st and 10 at KSU 25   Jake Waters pass complete to Zach Trujillo for 8 yards.
2nd and 2 at KSU 33   DeMarcus Robinson rush for 5 yards to the KanSt 38 for a 1st down.
1st and 10 at KSU 38   Jake Waters pass complete to Curry Sexton for 14 yards to the SFA 48 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at SFA 48   Jake Waters rush for 2 yards to the SFA 46.
2nd and 8 at SFA 46   Glenn Gronkowski rush for 5 yards to the SFA 41.
3rd and 3 at SFA 41   Jake Waters pass complete to Tyler Locktt for 41 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
    Jack Cantele extra point GOOD.

Yes, yes, I love that series!!!

Quote from: MadCat on August 13, 2014, 01:30:48 PM

1st down Jake almost hits TLBL on a deep route; crowd elevates then deflates with disappointment
2nd down Jake takes too much time in the pocket and gets sacked; individuals in crowd yell at Jake for not getting rid of the ball
3rd down Jake completes pass to Gronk over the middle for an 8-yard gain; briefly exciting then meh
4th down Punt

Gawd, I hate it when you get real MadCat.

Gooch · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:38:15 PM »

Quote from: ksu_FAN on August 13, 2014, 12:49:48 PM

Kansas State at 15:00
1st and 10 at KSU 25   Jake Waters pass complete to Zach Trujillo for 8 yards.
2nd and 2 at KSU 33   DeMarcus Robinson rush for 5 yards to the KanSt 38 for a 1st down.
1st and 10 at KSU 38   Jake Waters pass complete to Curry Sexton for 14 yards to the SFA 48 for a 1ST down.
1st and 10 at SFA 48   Jake Waters rush for 2 yards to the SFA 46.
2nd and 8 at SFA 46   Glenn Gronkowski rush for 5 yards to the SFA 41.
3rd and 3 at SFA 41   Jake Waters pass complete to Tyler Locktt for 41 yards for a TOUCHDOWN.
    Jack Cantele extra point GOOD.

Need to add a timeout to avoid a delay of game penalty, but other than that seems accurate.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:40:34 PM »

1st and 10 from the 40 yard line: Tight spiral towards the sidelines right in Shooter Jones face! :incomplete:
2nd and 10 from the 40 yard line: 60 yard TD reception by Judah Jones. :Touchdown:

pissclams · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:43:08 PM »

spiral delivery system.com is back to receive the kickoff. the kick is a boomer, well beyond the end of the end zone.

wait a second, spiral delivery system.com has jumped up and miraculously grabbed the kick on its way out of the end zone.

spiral delivery system.com looks to the fans and salutes the east side students and the west side old balls fans and appears as though he wants to take this thing out.

spiral delivery system.com has taken the ball from the end zone and jukes left and then jukes left again, and then once to the right and then to the left again. he's at the 10 yard line.

spiral delivery system.com is tackled at the 10. no wait, he's not going down. he is like a terminator and he is stiff arming opponents who play for this sfa football squad. he is breaking ankles and tackles, and faces. this is ridiculous, his power is outstanding.

spiral delivery system.com is now at the 11 yard line and the entire SFA special teams has surrounded spiral delivery system.com and they cannot manage to corral this delivery system.

spiral delivery system.com is now spinning in a circle while doing the heisman pose. he is completely surrounded by SFA yet they are immobilized by his boyish good looks and striking physique. he appears to have taken a vaccine against their defense. he is immune.

wait. for. it. folks at home- spiral delivery system.com has left the spinning heisman circle and is casually walking down to the ksu cats endzone. the SFA special teams has formed a single file line and are following the deliver system to the KAT house.

spiral delivery system.com has entered the end zone and sat down. SFA's opposition is now giving spiral delivery system.com a shoulder massage and feeding him snacks. they seem entranced. folks i haven't seen anything like this one. touchdown cats.

kansas state 6, steven f austin 0, we'll be back after this quick break.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:44:07 PM »

Shooter Jones · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:51:38 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 13, 2014, 01:40:34 PM

1st and 10 from the 40 yard line: Tight spiral towards the sidelines right in Shooter Jones face! :incomplete:
2nd and 10 from the 40 yard line: 60 yard TD reception by Judah Jones. :Touchdown:

that dork better give me a signed glove.

slobber · « **Reply #35 on:** August 13, 2014, 01:57:16 PM »

'clams, I think you should said something about the defenders not being able to penetrate spiraldeliverysystem's flowing arm hair.
(Something like that, but you'd say it better than I can. )

Gonna win 'em all!

deputy dawg · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:15:37 PM »

Quote from: Shooter Jones on August 13, 2014, 01:29:23 PM

5 things we know will happen on the first drive.

1. TO when playclock is low and the crowd is restlessly counting it down.
2. Gronk will look like a huge stud.
3. Designed QB run, huge hole, defenders closing in, Waters fainting goat, gain of 3.
4. Waters will throw at least one 5 yard out route straight into the ground.
5. TLBL TD.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:33:49 PM »

i dont think clams understands football

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:36:06 PM »

We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season.

Legit Elite · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:36:17 PM »

1 and 10 - Delay of Game
1 and 15 - Robinson run for 7
2 and 8 - Robinson run for 5
3 and 3 - Lockett TD pass

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:43:19 PM »

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 13, 2014, 02:36:06 PM

We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season.

Just to be clear, you're suggesting Collin Klein should've played more like Jake Waters?

Katpappy · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:43:46 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 13, 2014, 01:43:08 PM

spiral delivery system.com is back to receive the kickoff. the kick is a boomer, well beyond the end of the end zone.

wait a second, D' Blocker has jumped up and miraculously grabbed the kick on its way out of the end zone.

D' Blocker looks to the fans and salutes the east side students and the west side old balls fans and appears as though he wants to take this thing out.

D' Blocker has taken the ball from the end zone and jukes left and then jukes left again, and then once to the right and then to the left again. he's at the 10 yard line.

D' Blocker is tackled at the 10. no wait, he's not going down. he is like a terminator and he is stiff arming opponents who play for this sfa football squad. he is breaking ankles and tackles, and faces. this is ridiculous, his power is outstanding.

D' Blocker is now at the 11 yard line and the entire SFA special teams has surrounded D' Blocker and they cannot manage to corral this delivery system.

D' Blocker is now spinning in a circle while doing the heisman pose. he is completely surrounded by SFA yet they are immobilized by his boyish good looks and striking physique. he appears to have taken a vaccine against their defense. he is immune.

wait. for. it. folks at home- D' Blocker has left the spinning heisman circle and is casually walking down to the ksu cats endzone. the SFA special teams has formed a single file line and are following the deliver system to the KAT house.

D' Blocker has entered the end zone and sat down. SFA's opposition is now giving D' Blocker a shoulder massage and feeding him snacks. they seem entranced. folks i haven't seen anything like this one. touchdown cats.

kansas state 6, steven f austin 0, we'll be back after this quick break.

FYP

'taterblast · « **Reply #42 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:47:54 PM »

1st and 10 at KSU 32 - Robinson rush for a gain of 2 yards.
2nd and 8 at KSU 34 - Waters read option keeps it for a gain of 1 yard.
3rd and 7 at KSU 35 - Waters incomplete pass.
4th and 7 at KSU 35 - Lochbihler punt for 40 yards to SFA 25, fair catch.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #43 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:48:08 PM »

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on August 13, 2014, 02:43:19 PM

Quote from: WackyCat08 on August 13, 2014, 02:36:06 PM
We've had so many sgetti brained qb's run into rough ridin' linebackers for years, that our fanbase thinks the "fainiting goat" tactic is a bad thing. Pro tip: Your Qb stays healthy and might be able to perform vs Baylor at the end of the season.

Just to be clear, you're suggesting Collin Klein should've played more like Jake Waters?

That's what you got from that? No, but he could have played smarter at times.

cas4ksu · « **Reply #44 on:** August 13, 2014, 02:52:34 PM »

Quote from: pissclams on August 13, 2014, 01:43:08 PM

spiral delivery system.com is back to receive the kickoff. the kick is a boomer, well beyond the end of the end zone.

wait a second, spiral delivery system.com has jumped up and miraculously grabbed the kick on its way out of the end zone.

spiral delivery system.com looks to the fans and salutes the east side students and the west side old balls fans and appears as though he wants to take this thing out.

spiral delivery system.com has taken the ball from the end zone and jukes left and then jukes left again, and then once to the right and then to the left again. he's at the 10 yard line.

spiral delivery system.com is tackled at the 10. no wait, he's not going down. he is like a terminator and he is stiff arming opponents who play for this sfa football squad. he is breaking ankles and tackles, and faces. this is ridiculous, his power is outstanding.

spiral delivery system.com is now at the 11 yard line and the entire SFA special teams has surrounded spiral delivery system.com and they cannot manage to corral this delivery system.

spiral delivery system.com is now spinning in a circle while doing the heisman pose. he is completely surrounded by SFA yet they are immobilized by his boyish good looks and striking physique. he appears to have taken a vaccine against their defense. he is immune.

wait. for. it. folks at home- spiral delivery system.com has left the spinning heisman circle and is casually walking down to the ksu cats endzone. the SFA special teams has formed a single file line and are following the deliver system to the KAT house.

spiral delivery system.com has entered the end zone and sat down. SFA's opposition is now giving spiral delivery system.com a shoulder massage and feeding him snacks. they seem entranced. folks i haven't seen anything like this one. touchdown cats.

kansas state 6, steven f austin 0, we'll be back after this quick break.

I really enjoyed this a great deal.

massofcatfan · « **Reply #45 on:** August 13, 2014, 03:48:39 PM »

Quote from: steve dave on August 13, 2014, 12:10:20 PM

50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good

It just dawned on me that I never see Steve Dave and Ron Prince together at the same place

yoEMAW · « **Reply #46 on:** August 13, 2014, 04:03:20 PM »

Quote from: massofcatfan on August 13, 2014, 03:48:39 PM

Quote from: steve dave on August 13, 2014, 12:10:20 PM
50 yard bomb (all in the air) to lockett, two point conversion good

It just dawned on me that I never see Steve Dave and Ron Prince together at the same place

you've obviously never been to desire cancun

yoEMAW · « **Reply #47 on:** August 13, 2014, 04:06:52 PM »

Sorry steve dave, I had to. When somebody throws me a meatball like that, you know I'm going to swing.

steve dave · « **Reply #48 on:** August 13, 2014, 04:08:50 PM »

Speaking of swing!

yoEMAW · « **Reply #49 on:** August 13, 2014, 04:09:29 PM »

Gah!