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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #75 on: August 18, 2014, 10:59:47 AM »

the spoiler secret to knowing the one they pick is that the one they pick is always empty because they just closed on it. If the house is furnished, they wont pick it.

it only gets tricksy when there are 2 empty houses or when they are international getting furnished condos or some crap

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« Reply #76 on: August 18, 2014, 11:46:14 AM »
Did you guys see that girl vanessa on property brothers this weekend I mean hubba hubba right?
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #77 on: August 18, 2014, 12:03:31 PM »
I like how they try to make the wife on Flip or Flop out to be like some kind of decorator but her entire contribution is basically being eye candy and saying obvious things like "we need a big kitchen" and then she picks out fixtures. Then they always show the husband with like a sledgehammer for like two seconds and then he just leaves. And they always work their kids in too.  I like the show, I just think these things are hilarious.
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« Reply #78 on: April 13, 2015, 10:08:28 PM »
who knows this emaw on yard crashers?


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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #79 on: April 14, 2015, 10:32:57 AM »
I saw that this weekend. I was going to post but it required some effort.

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« Reply #80 on: April 14, 2015, 10:39:33 AM »
where was the location?

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« Reply #81 on: April 14, 2015, 05:30:08 PM »
where was the location?
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2015, 05:47:16 PM »
i hope it's kim carnes

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« Reply #83 on: April 14, 2015, 05:48:36 PM »

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #84 on: April 14, 2015, 06:46:54 PM »

I like how they try to make the wife on Flip or Flop out to be like some kind of decorator but her entire contribution is basically being eye candy and saying obvious things like "we need a big kitchen" and then she picks out fixtures. Then they always show the husband with like a sledgehammer for like two seconds and then he just leaves. And they always work their kids in too.  I like the show, I just think these things are hilarious.

i really want to see them lose their asses on a couple of these homes.  the production company needs to throw us a bone or two.


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« Reply #85 on: April 14, 2015, 07:33:50 PM »
i really want to see them lose their asses on a couple of these homes.  the production company needs to throw us a bone or two.

friend of mine has been flipping houses for years. says the amount of money the couple on tv claim they make is b.s.  also says it's impossible to not either break even or lose a bit on a few, unless you do all the work yourself which they clearly aren't.

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« Reply #86 on: April 14, 2015, 07:48:27 PM »
of course it's BS, otherwise everyone would be doing it


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« Reply #87 on: June 03, 2015, 09:35:48 PM »
STUD KSU Cat grad Ryan E. is on House Hunters International RIGHT NOW.
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #88 on: June 03, 2015, 09:43:50 PM »
Stud housing budget

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #89 on: June 03, 2015, 09:58:59 PM »
Man she just let him have whatever he wanted

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #90 on: June 04, 2015, 06:39:50 AM »
Damn, what locale?

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #91 on: June 04, 2015, 07:17:58 AM »
Warwick, England, UK

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« Reply #92 on: June 04, 2015, 08:38:37 AM »
Warwick, England, UK

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #93 on: June 04, 2015, 08:39:03 AM »
clams tho  :frown:

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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #94 on: June 06, 2015, 10:17:10 PM »
Holy rough ridin' Christ, guys. I gots a new favorite show. "Living Big Sky." Gonna also post this in the VQ thread. Seems like it's gonna be nothing but amazing log cabins with mountainous views about 15 miles outside of Montana towns.
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« Reply #95 on: June 06, 2015, 10:42:16 PM »
nm, second ep isn't nearly as good.
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #96 on: July 20, 2015, 10:40:52 PM »
I can sit down and watch tiny house shows all night long.

Where will they put the sofa?  Is there room for a shower?  Do you have to pee in your shower because there's no room for a toilet?

There's just so much suspense in each episode!

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« Reply #97 on: July 20, 2015, 10:42:30 PM »
i've been wanting to start a tiny house thread, but i didn't know if it would get much traction so i didn't  :frown:
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« Reply #98 on: July 21, 2015, 06:58:52 AM »
Tiny house craze on the internet is insane to me. It's like, the goal is to get a huge nice house, not a tinier-than-mobile-home mobile home made out of pallets. Smh.
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Re: Pissclams' HGTV Thread
« Reply #99 on: July 21, 2015, 07:33:14 AM »
Big houses are pretty stupid tho
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