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John Kurtz
« on: August 11, 2014, 01:43:19 PM »
Who is this super stud of scoops?  How does he get phones to answer?

Watched a powercat gameday segment yesterday, and was like, woah, who is this smooth talking bag of Idaho stud spuds? 


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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2014, 01:45:54 PM »
He started at the Wildcat 91.9.  :D

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2014, 01:46:49 PM »
well, he's terrific and kicking a ton of ass

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2014, 01:48:57 PM »
He follows me on twitter.

I believe he favorited a tweet of mine about 2 years ago when I tweeted something along the lines of "how there is nothing quite like a bunch of 50 something year old moms with their daughters at a frat party taking straight shots of bartons."

He does a really good job covering the cats. Hope he sticks around for awhile.


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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2014, 01:49:26 PM »
pretty stud header on the twits.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2014, 01:50:43 PM »
Also, he's on this board from time to time.  :peek:

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2014, 01:52:52 PM »
k-state should consider giving him Brian Smoller's job, if not Wyatt's, or we'll probably lose him to ESPN.  :frown:

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2014, 01:52:59 PM »
My guess is that the calls to coaches, recruits, etc., go something like this...

"Hello, (coach, recruit, etc) speaking.  May I ask who's calling?"

"It's ______________ from GoPowercat.  I have a few questions."

"Sorry, can't help you/no comment."

OR

"Hello, (coach, recruit, etc) speaking.  May I ask who's calling?"

"It's (anybody else from any other media outlet).  I have a few questions."

"Oh, hi!  How have you been and what would you like to know?"

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2014, 01:54:58 PM »
BP, either start kissing JK's ass, or get the hell out of my thread!

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2014, 01:59:00 PM »
yeah, JK is my guy guys.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2014, 01:59:21 PM »
Perhaps you missed the entire point of my post.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2014, 01:59:53 PM »
A pennie for the old guy

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2014, 02:00:31 PM »
Perhaps you missed the entire point of my post.

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If your point was that your posts are awful, and you're ruining this thread, I think i got it.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2014, 02:06:40 PM »
Perhaps you missed the entire point of my post.

 :dubious:

If your point was that your posts are awful, and you're ruining this thread, I think i got it.

That hurts, especially coming from somebody that is dumb enough to think the GPC sock is actually Fitz.

 :buh-bye:
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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2014, 02:07:57 PM »
Brando got paid like $10 million to portray him for like, 10 minutes in a movie

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2014, 02:54:20 PM »
k-state should consider giving him Brian Smoller's job, if not Wyatt's, or we'll probably lose him to ESPN.  :frown:

Maybe luked, but Brian Smoller's new look is kind of terrifying.  Shaved head, thick beard, mouth that says stuff about women's hoops tickets.  Kurtz should at least do all the on-screen appearances in place of B-Smo.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2014, 02:59:41 PM »
By the way, we do NOT mean John Kurtz the Canadian Hockey player of the Norfolk Admirals.  The one we are talking about in this thread is a different John Kurtz.  I may be wrong, but he is prolly not the KC Wrongful Death Attorney either.   



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John Kurtz
« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2014, 03:06:16 PM »
OK, this is getting ridiculous.  It seems you cannot swing a dead cat on Google without hitting a John Kurtz. I assume OUR John Kurtz is not co-chair of a creditor rights and bankruptcy group, nor does he have a blossoming real estate biz in Charlottle.

Our John needs a name change.  Needs to cut through all this John Kurtz noise and really build his brand.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2014, 03:16:46 PM »
Thanks for clarifying Pete.  Yes, our John Kurtz is just a great looking super stud emaw cats insider scoop artist.  He is not, I repeat not, the Feb 2003 "Kewpie of the Month".


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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2014, 03:19:44 PM »
he is a confirmed qt3.14159265 tho

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2014, 03:20:12 PM »
I will assume he is better-looking than the hockey John Kurtz since Google image search seems to have a ton of those it doesn't know what to do with.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2014, 03:20:45 PM »
And before you guys ask, no OUR John Kurtz did not pass away on May 2nd, 2014 in Pennsylvania, he is very much alive and kicking loads of ass.

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2014, 03:22:28 PM »
ok just so i have this straight, our john kurtz is not the baseball player for the eureka college red devils?
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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2014, 03:23:10 PM »
By the way, we do NOT mean John Kurtz the Canadian Hockey player of the Norfolk Admirals.  The one we are talking about in this thread is a different John Kurtz.  I may be wrong, but he is prolly not the KC Wrongful Death Attorney either.   

OK, this is getting ridiculous.  It seems you cannot swing a dead cat on Google without hitting a John Kurtz. I assume OUR John Kurtz is not co-chair of a creditor rights and bankruptcy group, nor does he have a blossoming real estate biz in Charlottle.

Our John needs a name change.  Needs to cut through all this John Kurtz noise and really build his brand.

Has anyone seen our John Kurtz and BSAC in the same place at the same time?

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Re: John Kurtz
« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2014, 03:24:59 PM »
This whole thing reminds me of that children's puppet movie called "Being John Malkovitch," but with John Kurtzes.