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[Dr Rick Daris]

i think we're going to miss denis quite a bit next year. does anyone think it is possible to sent him to a person who specializes in facial reconstruction and have that person reconstruct denis' face in a way that it looks so different that no one would recognize it's him? he could maybe spend the offseason working on some new moves and then in the fall frank could be all "bam! i just happened to be in mexico and discovered this great mexican basketball player and he's going to come play at kansas state."

does anyone know if this has been done before? it sounds far fetched, but i don't know.

[Saulbadguy]

Yes, this is possible. PM me for the details.

[mannys chokehold]

Did this for intramural softball 2 yrs ago. Very feasible.

[steve dave]

Guy on our HS summer team was too old and we made a fake birth certificate for him to play.  Next step was the face stuff if they'd have called us on it.

[mcmwcat]

i think we're going to miss denis quite a bit next year. does anyone think it is possible to sent him to a person who specializes in facial reconstruction and have that person reconstruct denis' face in a way that it looks so different that no one would recognize it's him? he could maybe spend the offseason working on some new moves and then in the fall frank could be all "bam! i just happened to be in mexico and discovered this great mexican basketball player and he's going to come play at kansas state."

does anyone know if this has been done before? it sounds far fetched, but i don't know.

he could become angel rodriguez long lost brother 

[Paul Moscow]

I'd say contact either Johnathan Brandis or Rodney Dangerfield but unfortunately they have left us and probably took their secrets with them to the grave!

[The42Yardstick]

I'm sure that the successful completion of this task will somehow end up going through Lady Gaga.

[felix rex]

Asprilla may have some Colombian contacts who can pull this off. It's been done by some cartel leaders (for predominantly non-basketball reasons).

[Johnny Wichita]

does anyone think it is possible to sent him to a person who specializes in facial reconstruction and have that person reconstruct denis' face in a way that it looks so different that no one would recognize it's him?

It's called valmorification.  And yes it is very possible. 

[Trim]

Think I saw this on nip/tuck as it pertained to a drug/cartel guy <--- supremely confident of having watched

[Pete]

Think I saw this on nip/tuck as it pertained to a drug/cartel guy <--- supremely confident of having watched

This also happened on Days of Our Lives to Roman Brady....who went from gross to gorgeous...

Old Roman



New Gorgeous Roman





BUT, then later everyone figured out that new gorgeous Roman was actually John Black, who was a completely different dude....and every felt like a rough ridin' Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!) for believing that John was ever really Roman.  <-------Was supremely confident in watching in the Alpha Delta Pi living room every day my freshman and sophomore years.

[WillieWatanabe]

 

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Was supremely confident in watching in the Alpha Delta Pi living room every day my freshman and sophomore years.

Yep, Days was definitely the soap opera of choice amongst KSU girls.  Chalk me up with a SC (supreme confidence) in my Days talking points.

[pissclams]

the movie Face Off

[fatty fat fat]

i think we are overrated the clems loss. he didn't shoot that well.

it sucks because he was so entertaining and unique, not his play. imo.

[felix rex]

This also happened to oscar Jenner. 

[mcmwcat]

i think we are overrated the clems loss. he didn't shoot that well.

it sucks because he was so entertaining and unique, not his play. imo.

worth a lot

[mocat]

does anyone think it is possible to sent him to a person who specializes in facial reconstruction and have that person reconstruct denis' face in a way that it looks so different that no one would recognize it's him?

It's called valmorification.  And yes it is very possible. 

It's uncanny!

[EMAWzified]

Have to do something with the sleeve tat.

[Dr Rick Daris]

Have to do something with the sleeve tat.

that was initially a worry, but i talked to a guy about it last night and he said that he could amputate his left arm and right arm and just "switch" them. people would initially go "wait a minute, is that denis clemente w/ the denis clemente sleeve tat?" but then they would realize that denis had his on his left arm and that this new player has his on his right. i'm not 100% sure that this is the way to go, but it's a solid option.

[steve dave]

Have to do something with the sleeve tat.

that was initially a worry, but i talked to a guy about it last night and he said that he could amputate his left arm and right arm and just "switch" them. people would initially go "wait a minute, is that denis clemente w/ the denis clemente sleeve tat?" but then they would realize that denis had his on his left arm and that this new player has his on his right. i'm not 100% sure that this is the way to go, but it's a solid option.

Would improve his dribbling behind the back ability