Texas Football is hurting

[sonofdaxjones]

It's never going to be the same for them.

They're just going to get crap on at every possible turn in the SEC for decades.

Again, at Texas (and Texas A&M) they're always just a few million dollars more away from world dominance.     

[EMAWzifried]

It's amazing how often programs like Tennessee, USC and Texas fail when they roll the dice on new coaches sure  to lead them back to their fading glory days. You'd think they'd have more luck just by random chance.

[PurpleOil]

Will the sec ban horns down?

Not a chance

It's amazing how often programs like Tennessee, USC and Texas fail when they roll the dice on new coaches sure  to lead them back to their fading glory days. You'd think they'd have more luck just by random chance.

I often think there's a lot of coaches that don't want to deal with the boosters and drama that comes from some of those fan bases. Texas is the absolute worst when it comes to this stuff.

[PurpleOil]

"Today, I am announcing that I am entering the transfer portal. Good luck to all."

"Please respect my decision"

 

[PurpleOil]

Don't you just hate it when you leave your wife and kids for stripper named Pole Assassin who brings along her emotional support spider monkey that ends up biting a kid on Halloween?

https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2021/11/02/texas-longhorns-jeff-banks-girlfriend-monkey





Texas football is turning into an entertaining reality show.

[PurpleOil]

Holy crap


Edited to keep adding twitter quotes

Yes she has had all her shot she a emotional support animal who not to be touched , she speak by command of hi five ! No one is allowed to touch her ! Unless i myself say it ok it !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

I had a haunted house on one side gated off/ he had no permission to go pass the gate i had no idea he went in my back yard. neither did i know anything about a bite ! Until a doctor of neighborhood told me the treat a small bite. No parent have contacted me about it !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

A 11 /12 year old child should know better then to enter someone yard without permission and old enough to also follow the rules . The rules were when u get to the gate turn around and come back out for candy every other parent and child did so !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

What lawyer? , the parents haven't Even contacted me !

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

Proof ! Stop with the lies and this is my monkey not Jeffs , so why try and bash him for something that at has nothing to do with him ! pic.twitter.com/l43xXi5WIL

— dani (@dani_andjb) November 2, 2021

lol here a secret that's funny , i screamed rolltide at my first Texas game lol 😂 ....... pic.twitter.com/MdXkwKLdSN

— dani (@dani_andjb) October 25, 2021

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/1455381489600897026?s=20


https://twitter.com/PabloEscoburner/status/1455392421613735941?s=20

[PurpleOil]

https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1455364509795819520?s=20

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LukasOil

[PurpleOil]

Man this just keeps getting better. Twitter is delivering!

https://twitter.com/IsolatedBammers/status/1455528609507053580?s=20

https://twitter.com/karenehowell/status/1455510617411014659?s=20

https://twitter.com/blinkinriley/status/1455530738741391366?s=20

https://twitter.com/catorano/status/1455366405914693636?s=20

https://twitter.com/AdamUli/status/1455518353775341568?s=20

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1455348877016567813?s=20

https://twitter.com/RedditCFB/status/1455350975691034626?s=20

https://twitter.com/plurjuice/status/1455534244747415553?s=20

[EMAWzifried]

That is just so SEC.

[PeterWeir]

I had heard a lot about this university in Texas. In fact, when I graduated high school, I thought about going there. But my friends told me that they have very poor football studies there, so I decided to choose another school. I definitely decided that I wanted to be a football player, so we started looking for a football college. On this site www.footballcolleges.com, I learned about the best football colleges in our country. Thanks to the information I found there, I got into the college of my dreams. I know that many major league players also went to this college.

[meow meow]

go on...

[LickNeckey]

i first thought that was posted by Poet Warrior

[wiley]

i first thought that was posted by Poet Warrior

Thought the same