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You're on your death bed. QUICK...
« on: July 18, 2014, 02:38:36 PM »
Pick three foods/alcohol/pills/drugs/etc. that you would indulge in before passing away in the next 5 minutes.







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Re: You're on your death bed. QUICK...
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2014, 02:45:56 PM »
Do barbiturates count as food?
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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2014, 02:48:10 PM »
Do barbiturates count as food?
Sure. I'll take alcohol too.

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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2014, 02:50:56 PM »
i would go full katdaddy and i'm not ashamed of it

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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2014, 02:52:13 PM »
Black tar heroin
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2014, 02:56:16 PM »
i would go full katdaddy and i'm not ashamed of it

Same if you're on an airliner plummeting 30,000 feet to your death.

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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2014, 02:59:29 PM »
i would go full katdaddy and i'm not ashamed of it

Was debating how to post this tastefully.


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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2014, 03:10:25 PM »




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« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2014, 03:19:27 PM »
Ketamine

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« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2014, 03:21:08 PM »
Krokodil

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« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2014, 03:25:54 PM »
1. boner pill
2. go Katdaddy
3. sandwich

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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2014, 03:26:48 PM »
bag of potato chips and eat like HALF the bag

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« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2014, 03:31:40 PM »
Morphine, Arthur Bryant's burnt ends, and a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale for the road.
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« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2014, 03:31:50 PM »
good thread pete.

ummm.







plus, since i'm dying and all and would obviously choose a 4th after devouring those

"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2014, 03:33:17 PM »
then i'd lay back and gladly accept a little katdaddy action on my way out  :eye:
"I started calling him John during the game, cause he was rocking it like No. 7 -- like Elway," Harper said."

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« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2014, 03:41:07 PM »


i honest to god was about to katdaddy no! you, that's how rare and tender that steak is

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« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2014, 03:42:32 PM »


i honest to god was about to katdaddy no! you, that's how rare and tender that steak is

Prime rib is just the best.

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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2014, 03:47:40 PM »
prime rib w/ plenty of horseradish sauce is no doubt my favorite food.

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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2014, 03:49:59 PM »
:lick:

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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2014, 04:15:50 PM »
crap, I just realized that I lied in the MLB thread earlier this week.

I'd go out in a full on coke and sex binge.

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« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2014, 04:19:11 PM »
Black tar heroin

Yup. Wouldn't even need to use options 2 and 3.