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Offline hippocraticoaf

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Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« on: July 14, 2014, 11:08:24 AM »
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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2014, 11:26:04 AM »
Many ugs.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2014, 11:28:17 AM »
Can I drink the sweet nectar of victory from it?  How about Fireball?

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2014, 11:38:20 AM »
The new trophy beats the crap out of his wife when she burns dinner.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2014, 11:39:15 AM »
The new trophy goes to the gym almost every day but has never done deadlifts or squats.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2014, 11:41:00 AM »
It's fine, what was awful was that incredibly awkward crystal football.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2014, 11:47:20 AM »
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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2014, 11:48:44 AM »
Kind of an upside down and flattened Lombardi Trophy

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2014, 11:52:42 AM »
all trophies are stupid.
they're an outdated concept whose time needs to end.


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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2014, 11:54:27 AM »
I think if you win the nat'l championship you should get to have one free do-over game for the next year.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2014, 12:22:35 PM »
How has it not been photoshopped into a "drumstick" yet?  Looks like it'd be delicious filled with ice cream that was then covered with a hard chocolate coating that included chopped peanuts.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2014, 12:51:02 PM »
I don't "get" the new trophy.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2014, 12:52:57 PM »
When new trophy goes out with his bros, he drinks exactly 2 Michelob Ultras and then takes a cab home.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2014, 12:53:57 PM »
I think its part of the Jane Seymour Open Heart collection. Available exclusively at Kay Jewelers.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2014, 12:57:33 PM »
When new trophy goes out with his bros, he drinks exactly 2 Michelob Ultras and then takes a cab home.

This is closer to the right take, but again I'm at a loss here.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2014, 01:19:59 PM »
It's just, so not special at all. Like, at least the fiesta bowl makes their's more interesting

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2014, 02:05:30 PM »
ppl on the internet find reasons to bitch about everything. It's fine. WGAF?! :dunno:

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #19 on: July 14, 2014, 02:40:26 PM »
ppl on the internet find reasons to bitch about everything. It's fine. WGAF?! :dunno:

Good point, Wacky.  We should all take time out of our days to comment on the positive things we see on the internet.  I, for one, am happy you got rid of that stupid .gif signature and replaced it with the line I suggested.

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Re: Well. The New National Championship Trophy Is Ugly
« Reply #20 on: July 14, 2014, 02:41:48 PM »
wacky i think you are good at finding out things that others like to bitch about, and pointing it out to them.  way to go!