Author Topic: Words that are too literal (Read 5640 times)

Mr Bread · « **Reply #50 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:55:46 AM »

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Mr Bread · « **Reply #51 on:** July 15, 2014, 10:56:51 AM »

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Emo EMAW · « **Reply #52 on:** July 15, 2014, 12:04:47 PM »

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Frankenklein · « **Reply #53 on:** July 15, 2014, 12:53:34 PM »

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slobber · « **Reply #54 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:42:11 PM »

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Gonna win 'em all!

slobber · « **Reply #55 on:** July 15, 2014, 02:43:06 PM »

Quote from: slobber on July 15, 2014, 02:42:11 PM

Assssshole

Gonna win 'em all!

I needed to avoid the filter, although 'bad person' is also pretty literal.

Gonna win 'em all!

puniraptor · « **Reply #56 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:07:27 PM »

haircut

i like when people say "getting my ears lowered" in place of hair cut.

i also like when people say they are getting a hair cut and the other people is like "which one?"

AppleJack · « **Reply #57 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:17:18 PM »

haircut is a great one, puni.

i support your continued involvement in this thread.

puniraptor · « **Reply #58 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:23:59 PM »

the first time i heard "ears lowered" i didn't understand it.

the person was very weird looking so i automatically assumed it was actually some kind of cosmetic surgery procedure.

Brock Landers · « **Reply #59 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:29:21 PM »

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puniraptor · « **Reply #60 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:46:41 PM »

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puniraptor · « **Reply #61 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:49:43 PM »

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Frankenklein · « **Reply #62 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:55:31 PM »

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AppleJack · « **Reply #63 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:58:34 PM »

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mocat · « **Reply #64 on:** July 15, 2014, 03:59:52 PM »

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE WORDS DESCRIBE EXACTLY WHAT THEY DESCRIBE!

Spracne · « **Reply #65 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »

Quote from: mocat on July 15, 2014, 03:59:52 PM

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE WORDS DESCRIBE EXACTLY WHAT THEY DESCRIBE!

I'm team Missouri Cat on this one, folks.

Institutional Control · « **Reply #66 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:05:34 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on July 15, 2014, 04:02:54 PM

Quote from: mocat on July 15, 2014, 03:59:52 PM
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE THE WORDS DESCRIBE EXACTLY WHAT THEY DESCRIBE!

I'm team Missouri Cat on this one, folks.

Me too.

This is literally the dumbest thread ever.

AppleJack · « **Reply #67 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:09:06 PM »

puniraptor · « **Reply #68 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:26:02 PM »

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puniraptor · « **Reply #69 on:** July 15, 2014, 04:32:59 PM »

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Mr Bread · « **Reply #70 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:49:45 PM »

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star seed 7 · « **Reply #71 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:50:49 PM »

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Mr Bread · « **Reply #72 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:53:06 PM »

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slobber · « **Reply #73 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:55:13 PM »

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Gonna win 'em all!

PowercatPat · « **Reply #74 on:** July 15, 2014, 06:59:06 PM »

Doorbell