here's my breakdown-
wiggins -a crafty player, very shakey and bakey. juke left, then juke right, then dunk. open for the 3 ball, hey knock it down son! let's say his defense is serviceable, has blocked a shot or two in his day wink wink lols.
embiid - low craftsman skills but tall and somewhat lanky. from detroit. could be a terrorist w/ possible ties to african terror cells. suspended several times this season for links to terrorism. or hurt back? doubt we ever find out the truth. if you see him with a bomb go away from him.
raef - shoulder issues have plagued this budding superstar but i look for him to come back next season and make a very real push for an all-star appearance. a master in the pivot, this olajuwon clone takes nothing for granted and is a force to be reckoned with.
manning - a player who never really found his role on the court, manning was a clean up guy who made the most of his limited skill set. many i've talked to in compiling this dossier have found manning to be rude and reluctant to discuss his shortcomings on the basketball court. so screw him.
thanks everybody and go cats