Author Topic: Last laugh on ku (Read 4595 times)

because emaw · « **on:** June 26, 2014, 01:07:46 PM »

Had to share this ...
Met an 80 year old man today, a retired pastor no less, who is donating his body to medicine upon his death.
The guy is all emaw, but he knows his body will be going to ku med.
So last New Year's Eve, he got a big Powercat tattoo on his ass that says "last laugh" as the caption.
True story

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:09:59 PM »

if I was a mortician I would spray paint emaw over all jayhawk tattoos roadside billboard style

Spracne · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:12:28 PM »

weird

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:15:54 PM »

One taco

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:18:38 PM »

I have 64 tattooed on my left ass cheek and 0 tattooed on my right. Hopefully we don't embarrass them by even more than that before I die because I wouldn't want to confuse those KU doctors who harvest my glutes for science.

Spracne · « **Reply #5 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:21:23 PM »

What if he dies by getting his ass sheered off in a freak farm implement accident? Who gets the last laugh?

steve dave · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:23:44 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 26, 2014, 01:21:23 PM

What if he dies by getting his ass sheered off in a freak farm implement accident? Who gets the last laugh?

hopefully the emaw morticion with the can of purple krylon is on duty

Jabeez · « **Reply #7 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:25:00 PM »

Great thread, thanks for posting. Can't wait to tell that at the next nut fry bonfire.

Frankenklein · « **Reply #8 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:25:52 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 26, 2014, 01:21:23 PM

What if he dies by getting his ass sheered off in a freak farm implement accident? Who gets the last laugh?

Getting ones ass sheered off rarely results in death.It just hurts to take a crap for a few weeks.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #9 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:28:37 PM »

Guys I heard that a lot of people poop their pants after they die. Talk about the last laugh! Take that squawks!

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #10 on:** June 26, 2014, 01:28:45 PM »

Guys while I was running the grain cart I told this story over the ole radio. Got two hell ya's and a git r done.

SkinnyBenny · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2014, 02:41:30 PM »

kansasstate.scout.com is that waaaay---->

CNS · « **Reply #12 on:** June 26, 2014, 02:52:32 PM »

Because EMAW

CHONGS · « **Reply #13 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:00:43 PM »

hey guys what kind of tattoo should I get, or should I say which additional tattoo should I get (those of you who know me know what I'm talking about lol!)?

because emaw · « **Reply #14 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:12:09 PM »

Quote from: CNS on June 26, 2014, 02:52:32 PM

Because EMAW

Exactly. And this guy will be EMAWrtalized.
Great way to go out.

meow meow · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:16:36 PM »

Let me get this straight, you met an elderly person today, he tells you about his ass tats, you think this is awesome? Does that about sum up your story?

Spracne · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:18:03 PM »

KU has a medical school and emaw doesn't. Who's laughing now, Pastor Disaster?

CHONGS · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:20:18 PM »

once again meow meow nails it

MadCat · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:44:51 PM »

What kind of pastor would rather get chopped up than wait to rise from the grave when Jesus returns?

Tattoo on his ass...have you ever seen a cadaver that was not lying on its back? Would liver mortis make the tattoo difficult to see and/or recognize?

deputy dawg · « **Reply #19 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:51:22 PM »

Quote

Tattoo on his ass...have you ever seen a cadaver that was not lying on its back?

Most people have never been to an autopsy, so don't hold it against you for not knowing that's a TV cliche. For anatomical instruction, it's as likely to be face down as face up. I'd like to have my Powercat with some type of wink.

Spracne · « **Reply #20 on:** June 26, 2014, 03:59:41 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on June 26, 2014, 03:51:22 PM

Quote
Tattoo on his ass...have you ever seen a cadaver that was not lying on its back?

Most people have never been to an autopsy, so don't hold it against you for not knowing that's a TV cliche. For anatomical instruction, it's as likely to be face down as face up. I'd like to have my Powercat with some type of wink.

How could you tell that the powercat was winking?

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #21 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:00:50 PM »

Quote from: Chingon on June 26, 2014, 03:00:43 PM

hey guys what kind of tattoo should I get, or should I say which additional tattoo should I get (those of you who know me know what I'm talking about lol!)?

A powercat pac-man chasing ghost squawks around a pac-man board. The board would spell "Who's lauging now, squawk?" This is probably going to have to cover your entire upper body for the board to be legible.

Spracne · « **Reply #22 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »

What if he died of Hepatitis C as a result of unsanitary tattooin' equipment and they didn't want his hep-rattled tissue so they rejected the donation? Who would get the last laugh in this scenario?

CHONGS · « **Reply #23 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:03:31 PM »

Quote from: Spracne on June 26, 2014, 04:02:54 PM

What if he died of Hepatitis C as a result of unsanitary tattooin' equipment and they didn't want his hep-rattled tissue so they rejected the donation? Who would get the last laugh in this scenario?

Hepatitis C obviously...

because emaw · « **Reply #24 on:** June 26, 2014, 04:27:04 PM »

Quote from: meow meow on June 26, 2014, 03:16:36 PM

Let me get this straight, you met an elderly person today, he tells you about his ass tats, you think this is awesome? Does that about sum up your story?

No