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Let's go grocery shopping
« on: June 20, 2014, 02:50:21 PM »
My parents went to the lake for the weekend and left me $100 for groceries.  I already have all the booze I need, so help me make a grocery list.  Be specific and keep our total in mind.

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Stacey's Pita Chips. $7.63

$92.37 remaining


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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2014, 02:55:25 PM »
Buy some eggs and milk for sure.

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 02:56:02 PM »

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 02:56:13 PM »
My parents went to the lake for the weekend and left me $100 for groceries.  I already have all the booze I need, so help me make a grocery list.  Be specific and keep our total in mind.

1.)

Stacey's Pita Chips. $7.63

$92.37 remaining

You'll need some hummus to go with those pita chips.

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2014, 02:56:37 PM »
i dunno what you already have in the cabin. I'm assuming like you're stocked on salt, pepper, ketchup, basic stuff like that?

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2014, 02:57:24 PM »
i dunno what you already have in the cabin. I'm assuming like you're stocked on salt, pepper, ketchup, basic stuff like that?

confirmed.  I just need snacks, meals etc

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2014, 02:57:41 PM »
Grab a couple of these, great for late night snack'n


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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #8 on: June 20, 2014, 03:02:07 PM »
Isn't this the plot to Risky Business?

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #9 on: June 20, 2014, 03:05:30 PM »


Get this.
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #10 on: June 20, 2014, 03:06:15 PM »


And some of these.
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #11 on: June 20, 2014, 03:07:08 PM »


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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2014, 03:07:51 PM »
Buy some eggs and milk for sure.

Why? Is he baking a cake?

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2014, 03:07:59 PM »
I already have chips, CF3  :shakesfist:

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2014, 03:08:42 PM »
Bro. BBQ chips man. Dump the Pita's and get some BBQ CHIPS

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #16 on: June 20, 2014, 03:09:23 PM »


This.



With this.

Then eat them with one of the bananas (on the side) for breakfast or a snack. 
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #17 on: June 20, 2014, 03:09:34 PM »
Buy some eggs and milk for sure.

Why? Is he baking a cake?

To make rough ridin' eggs. 

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« Reply #18 on: June 20, 2014, 03:12:20 PM »


30 ounces of this per glass whenever you feel up to it.
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #19 on: June 20, 2014, 03:15:32 PM »
my bro mark can buy us booze if you wanna get something classy like captain morgan and then spend the rest on groceries.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2014, 03:16:44 PM »
I don't think Mr Bread has 'meisters best interests in mind.

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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #22 on: June 20, 2014, 03:18:12 PM »


Nom the balls off this guy with a spicy hispanic dish.   



That should probably be take out that you then blast with this.
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2014, 03:19:37 PM »
I don't think Mr Bread has 'meisters best interests in mind.

I eat all the things first so I know it's safe for 'meister.  Also that it tastes good. 
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Re: Let's go grocery shopping
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2014, 03:26:26 PM »


Get this guy.



Then blast his rough ridin' face with this.
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