Attention Fellow Conservatives

[CNS]

Someone is a  proud defender of legalized jesus gambling, apparently. 

[CNS]

#JesusIsMyBookie

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

The amendment applies to virtually every charitable and non-profit organization, you dipshits. It legalized a rough ridin' raffle.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

It was adequately explained on the ballot, but clearly the both of you are too goddamn stupid to have made any sense out of a couple sentences, written in English, to know what the eff you were voting on.

http://www.ksrevenue.org/bingoraffle.html

[Rage Against the McKee]

It should be all or none. Exemptions for religions and charities should not exist.

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

It should be all or none. Exemptions for religions and charities should not exist.

When stupid doubles down

[CNS]

Guys, both my neighbor's pastor as well as the guy in the funny hat at the Shriners Temple say that I should take the over on the Cat's game this wknd.

[Rage Against the McKee]

March Madness is going to be huge with the religious community this spring.

[CNS]

Grumblings of future amendments:

 - Hooking for Abused Women shelters
 - Sunday School Meth Manufacturing