Author Topic: The DMV (Read 2302 times)

Havs · « **on:** June 17, 2014, 07:36:45 AM »

Doesn't even give permanent ID anymore in Kansas. I have a cheap-looking receipt that serves as a license in the meantime. Does anyone know how long I have to wait?

p1k3 · « **Reply #1 on:** June 17, 2014, 07:39:09 AM »

Quote from: Haverhill on June 17, 2014, 07:36:45 AM

Doesn't even give permanent ID anymore in Kansas. I have a cheap-looking receipt that serves as a license in the meantime. Does anyone know how long I have to wait?

I received my hard copy in about a week

CNS · « **Reply #2 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:00:29 AM »

They told me two weeks and it took almost three.

mocat · « **Reply #3 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM »

did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:23:48 AM »

The reason they do this is because methheads from MO were breaking into KS DMV's and stealing all the holographic crap and making fake ID's.

Mr Bread · « **Reply #5 on:** June 17, 2014, 09:24:54 AM »

Quote from: mocat on June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM

did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

Illinois too. You get it mere minutes after they take the pic. What service! I don't even know if it's attributable to the amazing technology Illinois possesses or maybe some sort of present day alchemy.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #6 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:18:58 AM »

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 17, 2014, 09:24:54 AM

Quote from: mocat on June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM
did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

Illinois too. You get it mere minutes after they take the pic. What service! I don't even know if it's attributable to the amazing technology Illinois possesses or maybe some sort of present day alchemy.

Didn't they used to give it to you right there in Kansas? I remember getting a fresh, warm DL....Maybe that was when they were laminated and Kansas doesn't have the resources to make the plastic ones in house...Can you imagine how long the DMV wait times would be if they had to make the licenses too?

Tobias · « **Reply #7 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:20:33 AM »

they used to do them in-house (in salina at least). people also used to love to try to break in and steal the holograms for fakes

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #8 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:20:52 AM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 17, 2014, 10:18:58 AM

Quote from: Mr Bread on June 17, 2014, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: mocat on June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM
did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

Illinois too. You get it mere minutes after they take the pic. What service! I don't even know if it's attributable to the amazing technology Illinois possesses or maybe some sort of present day alchemy.

Didn't they used to give it to you right there in Kansas? I remember getting a fresh, warm DL....Maybe that was when they were laminated and Kansas doesn't have the resources to make the plastic ones in house...Can you imagine how long the DMV wait times would be if they had to make the licenses too?

Roughly the same, really. The machine does all the work.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #9 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:26:16 AM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 17, 2014, 10:20:52 AM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 17, 2014, 10:18:58 AM
Quote from: Mr Bread on June 17, 2014, 09:24:54 AM
Quote from: mocat on June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM
did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

Illinois too. You get it mere minutes after they take the pic. What service! I don't even know if it's attributable to the amazing technology Illinois possesses or maybe some sort of present day alchemy.

Didn't they used to give it to you right there in Kansas? I remember getting a fresh, warm DL....Maybe that was when they were laminated and Kansas doesn't have the resources to make the plastic ones in house...Can you imagine how long the DMV wait times would be if they had to make the licenses too?

Roughly the same, really. The machine does all the work.

Yeah but someone would have to refill the machine of the supplies that go in and then walk out and hand you your DL and then yell names to a whole group of people waiting who are not paying attention; so they have to keep yelling the name even though the guy is sitting right there. And they wouldn't hire any extra people so that would take away from the people who are available to do the other things.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #10 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:31:05 AM »

The last time I went to the DMV, there was no line. I took off work at 2:00 and I was done in less than 10 minutes. I would have gladly spent 11 minutes instead to not have to carry around some crappy receipt. I usually have to wait, though.

Really, I think every DMV should have its own website with a camera showing all of the people waiting to get their license. It would let you know when it's worth a shot going down there, and it really would be great entertainment. The anger, the anguish, the confusion all in those poor saps' faces.

Winters · « **Reply #11 on:** June 17, 2014, 07:09:50 PM »

The DMV is fun

wetwillie · « **Reply #12 on:** June 17, 2014, 07:48:44 PM »

Don't get me started on dallas area dmv's you guise.

hemmy · « **Reply #13 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:36:42 PM »

Quote from: mocat on June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM

did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

lolz have fun getting your car inspected having 2 license plates

kim carnes · « **Reply #14 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:38:36 PM »

You idiots don't know the half

Bloodfart · « **Reply #15 on:** June 17, 2014, 10:39:30 PM »

http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/i70-crash-in-riley-county-caught-on-camera/26537346?ver=132
"A Jeep goes airborne while driving down a Kansas highway."

SteveDave ARE YOU OK?!!!

pissclams · « **Reply #16 on:** June 18, 2014, 07:37:13 AM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on June 17, 2014, 10:39:30 PM

http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/i70-crash-in-riley-county-caught-on-camera/26537346?ver=132
"A Jeep goes airborne while driving down a Kansas highway."

SteveDave ARE YOU OK?!!!

Look like the car was on trailer and flipped off when tow truck looking thing slammed on breaks and pulled over

Scratch that after watching the video again looks like the tow truck ramp was down and jeep guy purposely decided to run up the ramp .. Odd

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #17 on:** June 18, 2014, 08:48:23 AM »

go back to iowa and get out of my state if youre going to complain

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #18 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:00:12 AM »

Quote from: pissclams on June 18, 2014, 07:37:13 AM

Quote from: Bloodfart on June 17, 2014, 10:39:30 PM
http://www.kwch.com/news/local-news/i70-crash-in-riley-county-caught-on-camera/26537346?ver=132
"A Jeep goes airborne while driving down a Kansas highway."

SteveDave ARE YOU OK?!!!

Look like the car was on trailer and flipped off when tow truck looking thing slammed on breaks and pulled over

Scratch that after watching the video again looks like the tow truck ramp was down and jeep guy purposely decided to run up the ramp .. Odd

Maybe he was almost out of gas and thought he would hitch a ride to the next truck stop.

mocat · « **Reply #19 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:03:52 AM »

Quote from: hemmy on June 17, 2014, 10:36:42 PM

Quote from: mocat on June 17, 2014, 09:05:00 AM
did you guys know that in missouri they just give it to you right there on the spot? wow, great job missouri.

lolz have fun getting your car inspected having 2 license plates

i don't know what that means

pissclams · « **Reply #20 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:40:41 AM »

2 license plates sucks the bloody snatch

Lucas Scoopsalot · « **Reply #21 on:** June 18, 2014, 09:46:57 AM »

Quote from: Winters on June 17, 2014, 07:09:50 PM

The DMV is fun

Yes, this is confirmed from a recent episode of South Park. Seems like a good place to be.