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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3425 on: July 01, 2014, 06:35:07 PM »
why aren't sunnycat and bookiepimp banned from this thread and forced to post in the other one?
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3426 on: July 01, 2014, 06:36:31 PM »

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3427 on: July 01, 2014, 06:38:12 PM »
Timmy Howard needs a statue. My goodness what a absolute red white and blue stud

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3428 on: July 01, 2014, 06:39:14 PM »
Just look at this: http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf and it becomes painfully obvious in a hurry why we suck on the world stage.   I think I counted about a dozen players in the league who make seven figures, then it drops of dramatically.

Triple AAA baseball players make more money on average, and there's ZERO incentive for our best athletes to play this game past 2nd grade. 
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3429 on: July 01, 2014, 06:39:49 PM »
Timmy Howard needs a statue. My goodness what a absolute red white and blue stud

Truly amazing performance.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3430 on: July 01, 2014, 06:41:00 PM »
Just look at this: http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf and it becomes painfully obvious in a hurry why we suck on the world stage.   I think I counted about a dozen players in the league who make seven figures, then it drops of dramatically.

Triple AAA baseball players make more money on average, and there's ZERO incentive for our best athletes to play this game past 2nd grade.

Listen, I'm a baseball/football guy 1st, but I don't think kids say in 5th grade "Hey I'm gonna quit soccer because I can only make 200K vs. 2 Million in football".

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3431 on: July 01, 2014, 06:42:43 PM »
Guys soccer is about what's on your chest not what's in your wallet(World Cup wise)

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3432 on: July 01, 2014, 06:44:39 PM »
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3433 on: July 01, 2014, 06:46:39 PM »
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3434 on: July 01, 2014, 06:47:17 PM »
how hard are you guys going to cheer for colombia?  rodriguez is going to slaughter them imo

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3435 on: July 01, 2014, 06:47:43 PM »

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3436 on: July 01, 2014, 06:48:25 PM »
i don't think germany stands a chance against france unless they have their 2nd good game of the world cup

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3437 on: July 01, 2014, 06:49:14 PM »
can holland continue to derp their way through?  let's tsc their rough ridin' faces off

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3438 on: July 01, 2014, 06:50:58 PM »
can holland continue to derp their way through?  let's tsc their rough ridin' faces off

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3439 on: July 01, 2014, 06:52:08 PM »
Just look at this: http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf and it becomes painfully obvious in a hurry why we suck on the world stage.   I think I counted about a dozen players in the league who make seven figures, then it drops of dramatically.

Triple AAA baseball players make more money on average, and there's ZERO incentive for our best athletes to play this game past 2nd grade.

Listen, I'm a baseball/football guy 1st, but I don't think kids say in 5th grade "Hey I'm gonna quit soccer because I can only make 200K vs. 2 Million in football".

I get what you're saying, and I agree that it's not such a conscious decision.  On the other hand, our very best athletes see WAY more football and basketball on television, sportscenter, etc. and many of them see it as their way out.  It's not that we don't have the athletes in the USA to dominate this sport too, it's a function of how few of those athletes have any desire to develop soccer skills. 


Guys soccer is about what's on your chest not what's in your wallet(World Cup wise)

No different than the Olympics, really.  With that said, the teams with the highest aggregate salaried players tend to win the Basketball & Hockey in the Olympics, just like tends to be the case in the world cup. 

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3440 on: July 01, 2014, 06:55:36 PM »
for those of you who are familiar with the #poundtown pub in salina (speakeasy), i jumped directly from the support beams in my stool to the top of my table when green scored.  easily my most athletic feat ever.  spilled beer everywhere

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3441 on: July 01, 2014, 06:56:03 PM »
Yep. This was not that bad. See you in 2018, soccer.
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3442 on: July 01, 2014, 06:57:02 PM »
Yep. This was not that bad. See you in 2018, soccer.

thanks for staying up late and supporting the eff out of the usa (and soccer), felix rex :kstatriot:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3443 on: July 01, 2014, 06:57:43 PM »

can holland continue to derp their way through?  let's tsc their rough ridin' faces off

 :excited:

pretty myopic take but thanks for trying

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3444 on: July 01, 2014, 06:58:13 PM »

Just look at this: http://www.mlsplayers.org/files/April%201,%202014%20Salary%20Information%20-%20By%20Club.pdf and it becomes painfully obvious in a hurry why we suck on the world stage.   I think I counted about a dozen players in the league who make seven figures, then it drops of dramatically.

Triple AAA baseball players make more money on average, and there's ZERO incentive for our best athletes to play this game past 2nd grade.

Listen, I'm a baseball/football guy 1st, but I don't think kids say in 5th grade "Hey I'm gonna quit soccer because I can only make 200K vs. 2 Million in football".

I get what you're saying, and I agree that it's not such a conscious decision.  On the other hand, our very best athletes see WAY more football and basketball on television, sportscenter, etc. and many of them see it as their way out.  It's not that we don't have the athletes in the USA to dominate this sport too, it's a function of how few of those athletes have any desire to develop soccer skills. 


Guys soccer is about what's on your chest not what's in your wallet(World Cup wise)

No different than the Olympics, really.  With that said, the teams with the highest aggregate salaried players tend to win the Basketball & Hockey in the Olympics, just like tends to be the case in the world cup.

pretty myopic take but thanks for trying


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3445 on: July 01, 2014, 06:59:03 PM »
less myopia, more brie plz

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3446 on: July 01, 2014, 06:59:57 PM »
 :lol: get in here fanning for a big ole e hug

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3447 on: July 01, 2014, 07:31:13 PM »
i love yedlin. he's so fast  :love:

i'm excited to watch megastud jurgen keep working his magic over the next 4 years.
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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3448 on: July 01, 2014, 07:33:29 PM »
Jurgen is so good at being USAs coach

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3449 on: July 01, 2014, 07:33:54 PM »
I can't wait for friendlies and other games