Author Topic: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread (Read 279023 times)

michigancat · « **Reply #3125 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:20:24 PM »

germany seems flustered

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3126 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:25:23 PM »

I'd really like Germany to dial it up and destroy these losers so I had some confidence in our game tomorrow.

Tobias · « **Reply #3127 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:26:23 PM »

germany has had one good game. hopefully this isn't the second

SdK · « **Reply #3128 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:31:49 PM »

Id like to punch Gotze in his fat face.

michigancat · « **Reply #3129 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:34:25 PM »

Seems like those walls would be more efficient if they stood about a ball or two widths apart instead of shoulder to shoulder.

Emo EMAW · « **Reply #3130 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:35:48 PM »

Germans are, generally speaking, just huge dorks.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #3131 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:37:01 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:34:25 PM

Seems like those walls would be more efficient if they stood about a ball or two widths apart instead of shoulder to shoulder.

It probably depends on who is kicking, really. I think I would tell everyone to line up 1 ball's width apart, and then wiggle their upper bodies side to side as fast as they can.

Tobias · « **Reply #3132 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:40:05 PM »

neuer looks ready to come out every single time the ball is kicked past their loser defenders

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3133 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:40:20 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2014, 03:37:01 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:34:25 PM
Seems like those walls would be more efficient if they stood about a ball or two widths apart instead of shoulder to shoulder.

It probably depends on who is kicking, really. I think I would tell everyone to line up 1 ball's width apart, and then wiggle their upper bodies side to side as fast as they can.

Would be fun to watch!

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3134 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:40:58 PM »

What a save!

Tobias · « **Reply #3135 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:41:37 PM »

this is like tottenham-brand lloris on crack

ChiComCat · « **Reply #3136 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:41:46 PM »

@Stevesie - Do I need to show up like an hour before the game tomorrow to get a table at Aggie Station? I really don't want to.

michigancat · « **Reply #3137 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:42:12 PM »

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2014, 03:37:01 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:34:25 PM
Seems like those walls would be more efficient if they stood about a ball or two widths apart instead of shoulder to shoulder.

It probably depends on who is kicking, really. I think I would tell everyone to line up 1 ball's width apart, and then wiggle their upper bodies side to side as fast as they can.

If they're wiggling they could maybe do a ball and a half

ChiComCat · « **Reply #3138 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:43:45 PM »

Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:42:12 PM

Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2014, 03:37:01 PM
Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:34:25 PM
Seems like those walls would be more efficient if they stood about a ball or two widths apart instead of shoulder to shoulder.

It probably depends on who is kicking, really. I think I would tell everyone to line up 1 ball's width apart, and then wiggle their upper bodies side to side as fast as they can.

If they're wiggling they could maybe do a ball and a half

Sounds like a bizzaro wabash

Stevesie60 · « **Reply #3139 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:45:35 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on June 30, 2014, 03:41:46 PM

@Stevesie - Do I need to show up like an hour before the game tomorrow to get a table at Aggie Station? I really don't want to.

Yes, at least.

Skipper44 · « **Reply #3140 on:** June 30, 2014, 03:45:43 PM »

Quote from: ChiCat on June 30, 2014, 03:43:45 PM

Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:42:12 PM
Quote from: Rage Against the McKee on June 30, 2014, 03:37:01 PM
Quote from: michigancat on June 30, 2014, 03:34:25 PM
Seems like those walls would be more efficient if they stood about a ball or two widths apart instead of shoulder to shoulder.

It probably depends on who is kicking, really. I think I would tell everyone to line up 1 ball's width apart, and then wiggle their upper bodies side to side as fast as they can.

If they're wiggling they could maybe do a ball and a half

Sounds like a bizzaro wabash

aggie sway could also be effective

SdK · « **Reply #3141 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:08:21 PM »

LES FENNECS!!!!!!!

I used to wonder wtf the goalies were doing by laying on the ball after they make a safe, but this match makes it clear. It's to get their heartbeat back down and sigh of relief. Oh man, what a sport!

michigancat · « **Reply #3142 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:18:42 PM »

I have watched a lot of soccer and the goalie booming the crap out of the ball doesn't seem to be very effective. Could they just fake the boom and then do a short pass to someone who can actually advance the ball?

SdK · « **Reply #3143 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:24:01 PM »

Argentina or Holland in a final????

Tobias · « **Reply #3144 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:24:48 PM »

trim 316 applies to that, though it'd get dangerous playing it short very often

SdK · « **Reply #3145 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:24:55 PM »

Did he prolapse or something?

michigancat · « **Reply #3146 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:29:22 PM »

when will this german goalie always leaving the back come back to bite him in the ass?

puniraptor · « **Reply #3147 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:30:51 PM »

lost my stream, so you guys need to get more detailed with your posting

michigancat · « **Reply #3148 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:33:21 PM »

Algeria attacking well lately, Germans have ugly dumb faces

michigancat · « **Reply #3149 on:** June 30, 2014, 04:34:51 PM »

I don't know why they just stopped play