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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3025 on: June 30, 2014, 10:30:50 AM »
Can you imagine Clint Dempsy as a hard hitting Strong Safety?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3026 on: June 30, 2014, 10:31:10 AM »
I've given this some thought. What if the game was 21 vs 21 and there were 5 balls in play?  Think of the great schemes Snyder would come up with where 2 balls down the left were just a decoy for 2 balls down the right, which were just a decoy for the straight ahead sghetti brains ball right down the middle. Guaranteed to score one on every possession.  Spread the field and then mash one in.


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3027 on: June 30, 2014, 10:31:19 AM »
what if america's best soccer players played football?

I assume martin gramatica could have been as good or better than messi

what if that's just nostalgia?  it's a different game now

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3028 on: June 30, 2014, 10:34:14 AM »
what if america's best soccer players played football?

I assume martin gramatica could have been as good or better than messi

what if that's just nostalgia?  it's a different game now

as a lifelong soccer superfan I can assure you I know exactly how different the game is with the rules and strategies and plays and the whole works. I already know all that.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3029 on: June 30, 2014, 10:37:35 AM »
If we lose, but Costa Rica (total pop 4.7 million) advances, that would be a big problem IMO

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3030 on: June 30, 2014, 10:38:22 AM »
If we lose, but Costa Rica (total pop 4.7 million) advances, that would be a big problem IMO

we'd have less stud cats kickers, tho :runaway:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3031 on: June 30, 2014, 11:08:45 AM »

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3032 on: June 30, 2014, 11:19:11 AM »
GOL!!!!!

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3033 on: June 30, 2014, 11:19:20 AM »
eff.  offside.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3034 on: June 30, 2014, 11:19:44 AM »
so close, greens. :frown:

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3035 on: June 30, 2014, 11:20:01 AM »
Very very close

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3036 on: June 30, 2014, 11:46:10 AM »
incredible that nobody has scored

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3037 on: June 30, 2014, 11:46:23 AM »
greens look good


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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3038 on: June 30, 2014, 11:47:00 AM »
incredible that nobody has scored

yeah. mind blowing that this soccer game is tied zero to zero.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3039 on: June 30, 2014, 11:49:06 AM »
It would be awesome if one of these games was really back and forth and the final score was 6-5. I'm sure purists would hate it but it sounds great to me.

the first half was, minus anyone being able to finish!  very fun

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3040 on: June 30, 2014, 12:05:26 PM »
that nigeria goalie is just buds with everyone, isn't he?

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3041 on: June 30, 2014, 12:07:35 PM »
this is a fun game.

Looks like france is getting ready to do a roy williams-esque sub everyone to teach a lesson thing.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3042 on: June 30, 2014, 12:11:41 PM »
valbuena is two gramaticas stuffed into the height of one gramatica

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3043 on: June 30, 2014, 12:18:29 PM »
“@DanWetzel: Jozy Altidore is cleared to play against Belgium, per US Soccer. His conditioning level still a question”

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3044 on: June 30, 2014, 12:20:04 PM »

this is a fun game.

Looks like france is getting ready to do a roy williams-esque sub everyone to teach a lesson thing.

lol, fun memory

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3045 on: June 30, 2014, 12:20:15 PM »
jozy sucks and i hope he doesnt play
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3046 on: June 30, 2014, 12:20:47 PM »
I have grown quite fond of this thread.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3047 on: June 30, 2014, 12:22:42 PM »
I have grown quite fond of this thread.

glad to have you in the top flight of soccer goEMAW BBSing, pete.
I think what my friend Mitch is trying to say is that true love is blind.

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3048 on: June 30, 2014, 12:27:56 PM »
we kicked the crap out of nigeria and they just might win this thing today!

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Re: World Cup (Copa do Mundo) 2014 Master Thread
« Reply #3049 on: June 30, 2014, 12:28:13 PM »
 :horrorsurprise:


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