Author Topic: URGENT!!! Help lopakman pick out an anniversary gift. (Read 3514 times)

Skipper44 · « **Reply #25 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:02:20 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 03:54:59 PM

Quote from: Cartierfor3 on June 10, 2014, 03:51:48 PM
Something she wants but does not yet have. Screw "9th is Leather" rules. Does she want a new hat, but not have a new hat? Then new hat. Does she want a new dining room table, but not have a dining room table? Then dining room table. Etc.

She wants an Iphone 5s I could leave now and go get her one.

Coach leather case for new Iphone

kslim · « **Reply #26 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:02:39 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:00:08 PM

Guys, I've only got an hour. We have to make a decision.

well if you are getting an i5 you should have left ten minutes ago depending on your provider

puniraptor · « **Reply #27 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:03:23 PM »

a puppy!!!!!

Dr Rick Daris · « **Reply #28 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:05:06 PM »

fattyfest ticket

lopakman · « **Reply #29 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:06:01 PM »

Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.

lopakman · « **Reply #30 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:08:24 PM »

Quote from: Rick RowdyBoyy Daris on June 10, 2014, 04:05:06 PM

fattyfest ticket

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #31 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:08:34 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:06:01 PM

Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.

That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.

puniraptor · « **Reply #32 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:10:19 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 10, 2014, 04:08:34 PM

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:06:01 PM
Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.

That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.

AND FLOWERS!!!!!!

lopakman · « **Reply #33 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:10:52 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 10, 2014, 04:08:34 PM

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:06:01 PM
Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.

That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.

Okay, leaving to get Iphone.

kslim · « **Reply #34 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:12:32 PM »

damn, lady gooch with the mush

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #35 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:12:53 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:10:52 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 10, 2014, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:06:01 PM
Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.

That's a very safe, generic gift - which is fine if you are into that kind of thing.

Okay, leaving to get Iphone.

You're not very good a reading signals.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #36 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:13:04 PM »

I said it was fine.

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #37 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:14:33 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 10, 2014, 04:13:04 PM

I ~~said it was fine~~ meant get the riding crop.

Cartierfor3 · « **Reply #38 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:16:57 PM »

Quote from: lopakman on June 10, 2014, 04:06:01 PM

Okay, I'm thinking spa treatment/pedicure gift card. She likes that stuff and I can swing by day spa place she likes in Leawood. Still be home by 5:30. What's an appropriate amount to spend on nine years? Man I hope CF3 is still on. He knows all about this stuff.

That's not bad. 9 years, probably like $200.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #39 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:24:57 PM »

$250 spa gift card. $200 for the 9 years, extra $50 for guaranteed anniversary action. Having a wife is God's way of sanctifying prostitution.

Thus spoketh ZaraBlumpStra.

Link to name joke reference :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thus_Spoke_Zarathustra

Mikeyis4dcats · « **Reply #40 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on June 10, 2014, 04:14:33 PM

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on June 10, 2014, 04:13:04 PM
I ~~said it was fine~~ meant get the riding crop.

and a ball gag. It's her fantasy lopak, make it happen!

Asteriskhead · « **Reply #41 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:27:32 PM »

Well, now I think we crossed the line from weirdly funny to creepily inappropriate.

KSUblumpkin · « **Reply #42 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:29:46 PM »

Quote from: Metalhead on June 10, 2014, 04:27:32 PM

Well, now I think we crossed the line from weirdly funny to creepily inappropriate.

No way. I had to have been the first person in gE history to make a fornication joke (minimum of 1 tacos) using a Nietzsche reference. That fail has to count for something.

puniraptor · « **Reply #43 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:41:14 PM »

oh! also hurry and print out the picture of you and your kid and your tank at the zoo and put it in a cute frame!

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #44 on:** June 10, 2014, 04:48:07 PM »

ill babysit. is there a background check or nah?

slobber · « **Reply #45 on:** June 10, 2014, 06:40:24 PM »

Obviously, I'm a little late to help. Really disappointed that I wasn't mentioned as a probable great gift giver.

Gonna win 'em all!

Trim · « **Reply #46 on:** June 10, 2014, 06:46:48 PM »

MysBox.

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2014, 09:08:00 AM »

So what happened? Did you get her the riding crop?