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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #75 on: June 09, 2014, 10:48:31 PM »

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« Reply #76 on: June 10, 2014, 02:32:27 PM »
i was going to say bard

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« Reply #77 on: June 10, 2014, 02:33:50 PM »
Fool
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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #78 on: June 10, 2014, 03:24:12 PM »
Has anyone said Telephone Operator?  Did any of you youngin's ever talk to an actual telephone operator?

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« Reply #79 on: June 10, 2014, 03:30:50 PM »
Chimneysweep. Soothsayer. A

I used a chimneysweep last year.    There are actually several in Topeka, surprisingly.

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #80 on: June 10, 2014, 03:32:46 PM »
Cobblers? Didnt they fix shoes or something?

Man, just think about it. Shoe's used to be so expensive/valuable that you would have someone repair them instead of just buying some new kicks fresh off the boat from SE Asia.

Why, sir, cobble you!

Cobblers DO still exist, fwiw.

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2014, 08:13:53 PM »
Cobblers made and repaired shoes. The hand making of shoes seems like it belongs on this thread far more than the repairing of shoes.


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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #83 on: June 10, 2014, 08:19:05 PM »
Peach cobbler is the best

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #84 on: June 10, 2014, 08:33:19 PM »
troubador
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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #85 on: June 10, 2014, 08:33:48 PM »
Ku compliance officer

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #86 on: June 10, 2014, 08:42:59 PM »

Peach cobbler is the best
Is there any other?


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« Reply #87 on: June 10, 2014, 08:43:25 PM »


Peach cobbler is the best
Is there any other?


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« Reply #88 on: June 10, 2014, 09:02:54 PM »
town crier
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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #89 on: June 10, 2014, 10:01:09 PM »
Wet nurse. 

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« Reply #90 on: June 10, 2014, 10:02:02 PM »
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« Reply #91 on: June 11, 2014, 12:04:02 AM »
Ku compliance officer

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #92 on: June 11, 2014, 12:07:49 AM »
van halen

can't count van halen without valerie bertinelli. Both obsolete.

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #93 on: June 11, 2014, 12:10:59 AM »
van halen

Is that some sort of dig towards the town of Pasadena aka Grapevine Texas?

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #94 on: June 11, 2014, 12:24:29 AM »

van halen

Is that some sort of dig towards the town of Pasadena aka Grapevine Texas?

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #95 on: June 11, 2014, 07:04:19 AM »
Soda Jerk

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« Reply #96 on: June 11, 2014, 07:52:55 AM »
Caboose driver


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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #97 on: June 11, 2014, 07:57:54 AM »
Insanely hot stewardess

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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #98 on: June 11, 2014, 08:00:31 AM »
A pimp who treats his bitches with respect. (They are all a bunch of assholes now a days)


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Re: Weird/Unique/WTF old timey professions
« Reply #99 on: June 11, 2014, 10:50:03 AM »
I had hoped MLM pyramid scheme Independent Business Owner was a thing of the past, but I just had a cousin call me up to pimp some pyramid scheme energy drink bullshit  :facepalm: