You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a KSU defensive lineman with a "bear" nickname. We need a good moniker for our defensive line that has to do with bears, but I have nothing. The best that I could come up with is the "Hibernation Station," but who the eff wants sleepy bears? NOBODY. "Bear fair?" Happy bears might even be worse than sleepy bears, because at least with sleepy bears you have the CHANCE of them getting woken up and being very angry. HOW DO WE CUT TO THE CHASE AND GET A DECENT ANGRY BEAR NICKNAME FOR OUR DEFENSIVE LINE????????????????