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well as you guys can see i've let this thing go on for 4 pages.  kind of wanted to get a feel for where you all were with your "You're welcome" or "No problem" ?? responses. 

everyone here knows i really like to class things up.  i have what i call a 2 Stage Response review and it's actually based upon the Euro System.

Stage 1 scenario- Someone follows me out of the door at QuikTrip (classy gas station), they're right behind me, I don't give two fucks as I'm opening the door anyway (typical S1 scenario here)- person behind me "thank you"; me "de nada" which is spanish for "I don't give two fucks but ok"  - key is that it sounds classy as eff

Stage 2 scenario- Pregnant lady with carriage walking up to door, I swoop in front of her (v classy move) and open the door for her.  she says "Oh thank you so much" and i respond with "pas de quoi" which is french for ""I don't give two fucks but ok"  - key is that it sounds even more classy than my S1 response

either way, no fucks are given and it's a classy way to maintain your sophisticated reputation.  and before anyone here says thanks for the tip, let me say pas de quoi

s'clams, should we start with Spanish or French?


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before we get started.  what's with the avatar, bub? 


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before we get started.  what's with the avatar, bub?

bub (n) - French for "elite internet poster"

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quarante-deux
"forty two" in French


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i'm not on that show bro


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i'm not on that show bro

bro (n) - A french idiom for "on opposite day"

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clams really does do a good job on whose line

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my favorite part is where he pretends to be someone else's arms.

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I read an article about young rich people partying in Paris and it reported that they all drink champagne.

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I read an article about young rich people partying in Paris and it reported that they all drink champagne.

Bien sûr!


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