Doctor Appointment Experiences

[420seriouscat69]

Today I found out my blood pressure was 160 over 100 ( ). Also, they pasted these things on my chest to see how my heart was doing and they had two glitches on the scan and want me to come back in 4 weeks for something else.  However, when changing my medication today, she said, "We wanna make sure we don't make it too strong. You're still pretty young and we don't want any problems in the love department ( ). I love my doctor.

[Bloodfart]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

[gatoveintisiete]

Before anyone goes to the doctor you should know that the doctors time is 1000 times more
important than yours.  You should arrive at 8:45 for a 9:00 appt. and then expect to read bad magazines
until 9:50 when your name is eventually called.  Good grief how does someone get so far behind on
their third patient of the day.

[CNS]

http://www.caring.com/charts/blood-pressure-160-100

 

T's & P's, WC. 

Limit caffeine.

Limit alcohol.

[Dugout DickStone]

chill out on the RBV's

[420seriouscat69]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

I have. It's anxiety bro. Thanks for the genes, mom. 

[420seriouscat69]

http://www.caring.com/charts/blood-pressure-160-100

 

T's & P's, WC. 

Limit caffeine.

Limit alcohol.

Haven't drank in three days and haven't had caffeine in two days. That's what's crazy.

[CNS]

http://www.caring.com/charts/blood-pressure-160-100

 

T's & P's, WC. 

Limit caffeine.

Limit alcohol.

Haven't drank in three days and haven't had caffeine in two days. That's what's crazy.

It's prob your body freaking out about why it isn't drunk or hyped up on coffee and Red Bull, then. 

[Emo EMAW]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

I have. It's anxiety bro. Thanks for the genes, mom. 

She probably got it when she missed her period.   Hey-o! 

[Bloodfart]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

I have. It's anxiety bro. Thanks for the genes, mom. 

I don't believe you and neither does your doctor.   

[BIG APPLE CAT]

Just remember, benzos are downers.

[puniraptor]

i went to the doctor for routine maintenance one time. I had him look at some moles on my back to be safe.

Doc: "well those aren't technically moles, no risk here"

me: "what are they? nipples? hahahaha"

Doc: "hmmm... its possible."

me:

[Mrs. Gooch]

i went to the doctor for routine maintenance one time. I had him look at some moles on my back to be safe.

Doc: "well those aren't technically moles, no risk here"

me: "what are they? nipples? hahahaha"

Doc: "hmmm... its possible."

me:

So you absorbed your twin in the womb and the nipples were the only parts left sticking out?

[puniraptor]

i went to the doctor for routine maintenance one time. I had him look at some moles on my back to be safe.

Doc: "well those aren't technically moles, no risk here"

me: "what are they? nipples? hahahaha"

Doc: "hmmm... its possible."

me:

So you absorbed your twin in the womb and the nipples were the only parts left sticking out?

i don't think so. but it's possible?

[420seriouscat69]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

I have. It's anxiety bro. Thanks for the genes, mom. 

I don't believe you and neither does your doctor.   

I told her that I smoke occasionally when out with the guys. She didn't even talk about it.

[CNS]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

I have. It's anxiety bro. Thanks for the genes, mom. 

I don't believe you and neither does your doctor.   

I told her that I smoke occasionally when out with the guys. She didn't even talk about it.

It's because she knows exactly what that means.

[Emo EMAW]

Someone I know had a cyst removed and it contained hair and teeth. 

[puniraptor]

Someone I know had a cyst removed and it contained hair and teeth. 

reminds me of the good old discovery health channel days

[420seriouscat69]

She was very curious how my sex drive was on my current prescription. She said it was a problem for other males. I really appreciated that she put that much thought into it. 

[Emo EMAW]

She was very curious how my sex drive was on my current prescription. She said it was a problem for other males. I really appreciated that she put that much thought into it. 

[Spracne]

160/100?   

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

wacky stop smoking and drinking so much and maybe go for the unsalted crackers next time. i dont wanna be playing trivia for you some day. 

[420seriouscat69]

wacky stop smoking and drinking so much and maybe go for the unsalted crackers next time. i dont wanna be playing trivia for you some day. 

[EMAWesome]

Jesus wacky quit smoking now!

I have. It's anxiety bro. Thanks for the genes, mom. 

they blame their genes too

[michigancat]

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