Things you do when your brain is on autopilot

[mhkpasa]

This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home.  Turned around and went got it.  As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive.  I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.

Well on the bright side, your day can only get better

[Spracne]

This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home.  Turned around and went got it.  As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive.  I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.

Well on the bright side, your day can only get better

He hasn't told us where he left his laptop...

[daBish7]

Last night I put dish soap in the dishwasher. Bubbles!

[pissclams]

This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home.  Turned around and went got it.  As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive.  I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.

your brain wasn't on autopilot, this is just regular dumbassery at work

[Institutional Control]

I'm blaming it on a late night. 

[puniraptor]

This morning I was halfway to the office when I realized I left my laptop at home.  Turned around and went got it.  As I was pulling out of the driveway, I noticed my work phone laying in the drive.  I get out to pick it up. Smashed from having run over it.

oh man what a morning

[cas4ksu]

I always have the habit of bouncing my right leg. It's like a nervous twitch.

[Gooch]

I'll zone out listening to the radio in the car.  If I hear something I thought was interesting I'll reach to hit rewind/back.

Sirus XM you can do this.