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The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« on: May 13, 2014, 03:03:55 AM »
OMG, I'll totally do whatever is best for the team!   Psyche!   I've never been a full time QB at any level but I'm gonna pretend I'm good and take my game to some FBS school!   (Spoiler alert, the dude who beat him out for QB in high school also plays FBS...)


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The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2014, 06:17:34 AM »
OMG, I'll totally do whatever is best for the team!   Psyche!   I've never been a full time QB at any level but I'm gonna pretend I'm good and take my game to some FBS school!   (Spoiler alert, the dude who beat him out for QB in high school also plays FBS...)


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Re: The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2014, 08:03:37 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2014, 08:08:25 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2014, 08:14:43 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.
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« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2014, 08:15:23 AM »
I like imagining jtksu trying to be cool and say psych but he doesn't quite get it right and says psyche instead. It's probably like in My Blue Heaven during the "you trying to say capisce?" moment.
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2014, 08:30:13 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2014, 08:54:40 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

He would have to sit a year and then would only have one year left of eligibility.  If he goes down a level he could play right away and play 2 years.

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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2014, 09:26:45 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

He would have to sit a year and then would only have one year left of eligibility.  If he goes down a level he could play right away and play 2 years.

What a waste.  So he is leaving a competitive team where he wouldn't get much exposure to go sit out a year and still get no exposure. Am I missing something?

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Re: The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2014, 09:27:03 AM »
whatever happens with the next two years of sams eligibility is going to have a huge impact on this board
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Re: The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2014, 09:28:21 AM »
Damn, that sucks.

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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2014, 09:31:04 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

He would have to sit a year and then would only have one year left of eligibility.  If he goes down a level he could play right away and play 2 years.

What a waste.  So he is leaving a competitive team where he wouldn't get much exposure to go sit out a year and still get no exposure. Am I missing something?

Well, yeah. He's gonna go somewhere lower, play two years, and still probably get drafted.
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Re: The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2014, 09:32:23 AM »
We will probably lose our streak the year Sams gets drafted.

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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2014, 09:32:40 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

He would have to sit a year and then would only have one year left of eligibility.  If he goes down a level he could play right away and play 2 years.

What a waste.  So he is leaving a competitive team where he wouldn't get much exposure to go sit out a year and still get no exposure. Am I missing something?

Well, yeah. He's gonna go somewhere lower, play two years, and still probably get drafted.

He wouldn't have gotten drafted out of K-State? Man is he going to feel silly when #H2O has a ring and he doesn't.

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« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2014, 09:33:32 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

He would have to sit a year and then would only have one year left of eligibility.  If he goes down a level he could play right away and play 2 years.

What a waste.  So he is leaving a competitive team where he wouldn't get much exposure to go sit out a year and still get no exposure. Am I missing something?

Well, yeah. He's gonna go somewhere lower, play two years, and still probably get drafted.

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« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2014, 09:35:03 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

He couldn't play at a school like KU in another conference?

He would have to sit a year and then would only have one year left of eligibility.  If he goes down a level he could play right away and play 2 years.

What a waste.  So he is leaving a competitive team where he wouldn't get much exposure to go sit out a year and still get no exposure. Am I missing something?

Well, yeah. He's gonna go somewhere lower, play two years, and still probably get drafted.

This, probably.
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2014, 09:36:34 AM »
Honestly he should just get a trainer and drop out of school and get all buff like Bryce Brown did. 

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Re: The official Sams is a liar and a loser thread
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2014, 09:38:05 AM »
I would absolutely love to hear more about how great he is and how he has any chance to do something worth anything elsewhere. Pffft.

On like NCAA '07 or something, Georgia Southern was a pud team on paper aside from having this ~70 OVR QB with like 82 Speed. I used to crush people with them (I was so good I had to handicap myself) because he was so good. I can see Daniel being a real #LIFE version of that. He's a stud - it's a shame his eligibility situation pretty much forces him to go down a level.

Are you sure it wasn't more recently?  This kid has been tearing it up at GSU since '09: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/players/1768483/jerick-mckinnon

McKinnon WAS a real #LIFE version of exactly what you describe.  He almost singlehandedly beat NDSU in Fargo during the '12 playoffs.

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« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2014, 08:30:52 PM »
We will probably lose our streak the year Sams gets drafted.

Why are you deluding yourself? Sams is not going to be drafted and wouldn't have even if he stayed here as starting QB.
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« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2014, 08:38:22 PM »
Will at least sign as a free agent and get in a game or two. Will. Except he'll have to say, "Daniel Sams. McNeese State." Gross.
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« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2014, 08:40:44 PM »
Honestly he should just get a trainer and drop out of school and get all buff like Bryce Brown did.
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« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2014, 08:55:50 PM »
Pretty sure he saw the writing on the wall and realized the talent around him was to good to compete against.

Nothing wrong with giving it a go where you can compete and have a chance.

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« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2014, 09:15:15 PM »
I am so happy we crushed loser McNeese State back in '03

Wait? Wasn't that the game Ell broke his wrist or whatever? You know what...eff you McNeese State!
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« Reply #23 on: May 13, 2014, 09:43:33 PM »
Don't talk bad about McNeese State.



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« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2014, 08:49:50 AM »
Pretty sure he saw the writing on the wall and realized the talent around him was to good to compete against.

Nothing wrong with giving it a go where you can compete and have a chance.