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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #200 on: May 06, 2014, 09:53:57 PM »
Please leave "cat" out of my new name, mods.
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #201 on: May 06, 2014, 09:54:57 PM »
Please leave "cat" out of my new name, mods.

well now you're just asking for it

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #202 on: May 06, 2014, 10:03:41 PM »
That was a real dax-style beatdown and then a mr. bread suckerpunch. That royal rumble needs a name and there's a Wonder Bread joke in there somewhere, I just can't find it. Earlier efforts were meh.
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #203 on: May 06, 2014, 10:22:21 PM »
Hey wonder meal, it's only cool to be misogynistic in hip hop you complete dumbfuck

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #204 on: May 06, 2014, 11:46:54 PM »
The best part about MisogynistCat's strong opinions about bitches and what you should do with your money as it relates to your bitch is that the stupid [redacted] isn't even married.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #205 on: May 06, 2014, 11:51:04 PM »
KITN -----> :cheers: <-----TownieCat

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #206 on: May 07, 2014, 06:12:21 AM »
Please leave "cat" out of my new name, mods.

well now you're just asking for it
Fine. How about WomynRgr8Cat, then
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #207 on: May 07, 2014, 08:51:43 AM »
before this thread even was started, i was already pretty excited to joint account that crap (JATS)

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #208 on: May 07, 2014, 08:52:23 AM »
i actually have turned to future mrs mocat on more than one occasion and said "are you jacked up to be JATS'd up?" and she was like "oh man, yes"

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #209 on: May 07, 2014, 08:56:28 AM »
i actually have turned to future mrs mocat on more than one occasion and said "are you jacked up to be JATS'd up?" and she was like "oh man, yes"
mrs. dobber and I used to be the same way when we first started JATS. After the "oh man, yes" then we would sex each other. Come to think of it, it is still that way!

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #210 on: May 07, 2014, 09:16:00 AM »
weird thread.
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #211 on: May 07, 2014, 09:25:42 AM »
i actually have turned to future mrs mocat on more than one occasion and said "are you jacked up to be JATS'd up?" and she was like "oh man, yes"

...so does that make you JATSCATS?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #212 on: May 07, 2014, 11:25:26 PM »
when i started reading, i thought this thread would be a lot better than it turned out to be.


chase sends me crap about giving me money to open a checking account all the time.  i'd open the account with them (however many they'll pay for).
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #213 on: May 02, 2017, 09:11:14 AM »
Finally doing this thing. Jumping to Community America. I've had Commerce bank since I was like 15. Are they going to try and charge me to close the account? All my auto bills are connected to this, so it's going to be annoying to start with.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #214 on: May 02, 2017, 09:37:09 AM »
still have not done this.. seems like a giant PITA, I do however need to set up a separate account for a rental property does Ricky D or anyone have any opinions on this?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #215 on: May 02, 2017, 09:59:12 AM »
I've gotten offers to switch everything for free , all Autopay stuff but normally there are fees.


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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #216 on: May 02, 2017, 12:53:49 PM »
Closing accounts is really not complicated at all.  Opening one can be a bit of a pain (unless you go the all online option, which I would avoid), but if you wait for a good enough promo it is worth it. I think we made something like $300-$500 off of Chase, but it required keeping a $16k balance in a savings account for like 6-12 months or something like that.  We would have got like $100-$150 just for opening the account.

Also, if you currently have separate accounts and you are worried about it being a PITA to open a joint account, then at least you could think of it as avoiding the hassle of one of you dying and then having to get access to the balance through other channels.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #217 on: May 02, 2017, 01:04:28 PM »
If you are married and do not have a joint checking account, how do you decide who pays for what?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #218 on: May 02, 2017, 01:19:10 PM »
If you are married and do not have a joint checking account, how do you decide who pays for what?

"Want to go to dinner, honey."
"You paying? I can't afford it."
"Nope. I'll just go without you."
I usually take the bill 95% of the time, but she'll help on occasion. She just hates it when it comes to rent/bills, because I write her a check.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #219 on: May 02, 2017, 01:35:51 PM »
Ugh, I would hate having to deal with depositing a check all the time
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #220 on: May 02, 2017, 01:44:04 PM »
I don't get the married but seperate checking accounts.  Just split expenses 50/50?
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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #221 on: May 02, 2017, 01:45:27 PM »
i wouldn't even feel married if i had separate accounts

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #222 on: May 02, 2017, 01:55:28 PM »
Married: Zero reason to have separate checking accounts.
Married: Zero reason to have a joint facebook account.

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #223 on: May 02, 2017, 01:55:59 PM »
I don't get the married but seperate checking accounts.  Just split expenses 50/50?

Maybe they should split the bills based on the ratio of their incomes?

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Re: Joint Checking Accounts
« Reply #224 on: May 02, 2017, 01:56:34 PM »
Married: Zero reason to have separate checking accounts.
Married: Zero reason to have a joint facebook account.

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People who have joint Facebook accounts creep me out.