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Offline KITNfury

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #50 on: May 02, 2014, 04:15:44 PM »
I saw this thread and was about too tell you a quality tooter and clear sinuses is all you need.  :buh-bye:
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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #51 on: May 02, 2014, 07:05:20 PM »
Never heard myself snore but I've heard my dad and brother snore plenty of times so I know what I'm dishing out. The ole GF will get super frustrated sometimes and beat me in my sleep to get me to roll over....this is fine because I never remember it....except for when I'm Pak'd.

When I'm pak'd and she'll start pushing me and telling me to roll over....but my old FRAT instincts take over and I think someone is trying to "sharpie/mess" with me. When the "FRAT" instincts kick in I start cussing up a storm and yelling really mean things like "Dont F'ing touch me" "Get the F out of here" ETC ETC and she gets really sad and thinks I'm mad at her.  :frown:

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #52 on: May 02, 2014, 07:19:34 PM »
I am a stomach sleeper. Fixes most snoring.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2014, 12:48:01 AM »
When super uncomfortable,  I snore.  Usually on trips or when at friends houses.  I also sleep walk and talk in those sitches.  Example: first time wife and I stayed at a friends house at KSU post grad, I slept walked into their masterbr, pee'ed in their master toilet w door open, then crawled in bed w them.

In my defense,  I was super drunk as of going to bed that night.
well yeah, everyone sleepwalks and pees places they shouldn't when they're super drunk in an unfamiliar place. the snoring is still a sin and a stain on your character. there's never an excuse for that.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2014, 03:48:25 AM »
Lose weight
:dubious: 6'4", 200. #stackedson

Apparently, you and I have a different definition of stacked.   Cause your measurables scream skinny guy.