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snoring advice?
« on: May 01, 2014, 11:23:25 PM »
Couldn't find it in the search, but my lovely lady is lying on my shoulder while I catch up w/ the RWC and it sounds like I have an angry (but lovely) preying cat on my shoulder. Should I be worried?


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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2014, 11:24:56 PM »


I snore bad  :frown:

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2014, 11:25:11 PM »
do you snore?

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2014, 11:28:36 PM »
do you snore?
She says I do when I've been partying (usually have 3 cigs on a fun night) and then I sleep hard. But that has been months. I think I'm seeing her picture now (she doesn't smoke) and now I kinda feel bad and annoyed at the same time. #godblessher

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2014, 11:29:03 PM »
Maybe you should just deal with it.  Ever heard of that one Stan?


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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2014, 11:30:00 PM »
#godblessher

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2014, 11:30:28 PM »
Maybe you should just deal with it.  Ever heard of that one Stan?
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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2014, 11:34:16 PM »
Lose weight
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2014, 11:37:08 PM »
Lose weight
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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2014, 11:40:16 PM »
i'm pretty racist toward snorers. hate 'em. i'm a beautiful, quiet sleeper.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2014, 11:43:17 PM »
I had no idea that I snored until girls started to spend the night. Went away when I lost weight, came back when I gained it back.
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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2014, 11:49:49 PM »
I had no idea that I snored until girls started to spend the night. Went away when I lost weight, came back when I gained it back.
good info. It's gotta be me smoking during the kickball league ( :Yuck:). I get bored tho. Also, 'grats seven.
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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2014, 11:51:56 PM »
drinking gets me.  so i snore a lot.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2014, 11:59:46 PM »
Maybe she has a cold?  That's the only time Mrs. Bf snores or when it's margarita night.  Aye yai yai.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2014, 12:07:19 AM »
CPAP? Google it.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2014, 06:16:05 AM »
Tell her to lose weight

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2014, 06:16:29 AM »
And stop smoking, fanning. That's gross.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2014, 08:02:29 AM »
it's not the smoking, it's the drinking.  also you don't weigh 200 lbs, come on


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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2014, 08:24:09 AM »
it's not the smoking, it's the drinking.  also you don't weigh 200 lbs, come on
I do, bud. I'm bringing a weight scale to the falloon this weekend. You're right tho, she had a few too many last night.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2014, 08:33:41 AM »
snoring is adorable if it only happens after a full pak. i mean odds are you are going to be pak'd too so you won't be hearing anything anyway

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #20 on: May 02, 2014, 08:38:47 AM »
One of my buddies snores really bad.  If we're sharing a hotel room or something the second he starts I just yell as loud as I can NO!!!! and then he stops for the rest of the night.

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2014, 08:55:52 AM »
Lose weight

this.  sober snoring is caused by excess body fat.  drunk snoring is not

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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2014, 08:56:07 AM »
i'm pretty racist toward snorers. hate 'em. i'm a beautiful, quiet sleeper.

yeah lol ok
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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2014, 09:12:29 AM »
i'm pretty racist toward snorers. hate 'em. i'm a beautiful, quiet sleeper.

same here, i sleep like a baby doe


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Re: snoring advice?
« Reply #24 on: May 02, 2014, 09:14:53 AM »
I get super annoyed because Gooch keeps me awake with his snoring. I don't snore, but I do talk in my sleep sometimes.